You know you're growing up when...

[Flagg the Wanderer]

...you finally reach the point when you can read "The Owl and The Pussycat" to your children without even coming close to laughing:

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey,
and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

That's the tough part anyway. Once you can get through that, you're pretty much home free.

[Bushy T Beaver]

This belongs in the girlie thread.