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Old 04-09-2012, 06:28 PM   #46
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And a wicked guitar solo? Seize the legend, Eddie of Van Halen! Bring him hense!
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:28 PM   #47
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Gwen: When dost thou figure the males will realize Tebow of the Highlands was kidnapped by Rex the Ogre and became the donkey Tebray? And hastened away by God?

Alice: Never. They arest bewitched by my custom bewbs and knowest nothing.

Peg: :Pyx: Anyone?

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And with this revelation the secret became known to all. Tebray is the only known defense for the "Teeth of Elway", and the teeth cannot stand against it's beguiling power.

Yes, the "Hand of God" is still somewhat pissed that it took an arrow from Gwen's crossbow in the crossfire of the slaying of Rex the Flatulent, but is still willing to provide Tebray's powers to the side of Sir Peyton.
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:32 PM   #48
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And with this composition the secret became known to all. Tebray is the only know defense for the "Teeth of Elway", and the teeth cannot stand against it's beguiling power.

Yes, the "Hand of God" is still somewhat pissed that it took an arrow from Gwen's crossbow in the crossfire of the slaying of Rex the Flatulent, but is still willing to provide Tebray's powers to the side of Sir Peyton.
Hey, sorry about that errant arrow, God. Sir Peyton got me stoned in secret.

So...uh....what's the score? I wast snacking on Lamb.

Has anyone seen the Wizard?
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:33 PM   #49
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Hey, sorry about that errant arrow, God. Sir Peyton got me stoned in secret.

So...uh....what's the score? I wast snacking on Lamb.

Has anyone seen the Wizard?
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:37 PM   #50
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I thought a Wizard was standard to all new fairy tales. Hey...pass my wine.
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O_P_T is the Wizard Surgeon. He can build us one.
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:10 PM   #52
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:25 PM   #53
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I will send thee inspiration so you may believe that a wizard exists
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Cretins, doth thou not know the laws of magick?
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Shit look further up and you will see people have broken this already
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And so the excuse-making and finger pointing with cries of "They did it too", began.

And the participants were justly chastened, and somewhat fearful, as they were aware that any story with God in it usually has a 'smiting' somewhere in it, and no one had been smitten yet to anyone's knowledge.
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:17 PM   #56
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Cretins, doth thou not know the laws of magick?
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Told ya!

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And so the excuse-making and finger pointing with cries of "They did it too", began.

And the participants were justly chastened, and somewhat fearful, as they were aware that any story with God in it usually has a 'smiting' somewhere in it, and no one had been smitten yet to anyone's knowledge.
What the **** say thou-ith?!,?
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Hey. Jaric of Peyton redefined the rules and ALAS and ALACK .....it is undone what was done and *POOF* it is re-written!


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Hey I'm trying to carry three Wenches here. Give me a break people.

O_P_T bring forth a plague or something.
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