Top 20 signs you are a Pats fan

[Undertaker #59]

20. Didn't flip off the guy who cut you off on the Expressway because he had a Pats sticker in his back window

19. Can't eat unless it is cooked in parking lot

18. You throw snow in the air anytime something good happens.

17. Your alarm clock blares "Welcome to the Jungle" at 5 in the morning.

16. You find it flattering that your new pants make you look like Ted Washington.

15. You thought that the State of the Union address was a presidential rally held just for Tom Brady.

14. Cancelled Subscription to Sports Illustrated just to be
able to order a New Subscription and receive Patriots video

13. Even though it's in a dome your still hoping for snow.

12. You find yourself whistling, "I fought the law and the law won."

11. You think 17-14 is a blow-out.

10. Gave your wife the "There's no 'I' in team" speech when you helped with the dishwasher.

9. You think its hot outside.

8. Instead of asking for a Brewski you ask for a Bruschi

7. You go around kicking cats because they are related to Panthers

6. Considering petition to keep Mia Hamm 5 km from Tom Brady at all times

5. You're wearing your #12 jersey into work and answering to "Brady."

4. Have been going outside without a shirt on because everyday since the Titans game seems warm

3. Considering naming your daughter Tedy, Ty, or Tom.

2. Voices in head telling you to "Kill Grady" put on hold during Belichick press conferences

1. You already took Monday off!

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
10. Gave your wife the "There's no 'I' in team" speech when you helped with the dishwasher.

LOL - Nice post U. Not only have I used #10 in similar cases, but I have taught my significant other the use of the NFL 'Butt Patt' to indicate a job well done.

[nepatsfan93]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59


4. Have been going outside without a shirt on because everyday since the Titans game seems warm

I like that one...


I was talking to my buddies about that the other day, we said that no matter how cold it gets this year, it won't feel as bad since we made it thru that day.

We got to the lots at 3 pm that day and stayed until 2 am after the game.

I will never forget how fast a beer would freeze, we were using our coolers to keep those puppies warm.

I must say the memory of that game will stay with me a long time!

[Steve1]

funny, and at least 50% is absolutely true for me, especially the 17-14 blowout!