Great read: A Jet fan's rant

[Hawg73]

Of course the fruit of victory tastes sweeter when you have a heaping bowlful of New York anger for dessert.

This is one of the most scathing freakouts I have read in a while and it really got me feeling good about life and this wonderful world we live in.

Ahhhh.

Thanks to XNOUGHT over at KFFL for bringing this classic to my attention:

(from Klecko73 - no relation)

This is total bulls@$t.

I am sick to my stomach after watching the Patsies beat the Ponies.
Do you all want to know why I am sick???
I am sick because the team I love, the New York Jets, sucks.
They not only sucked last year, but each of the 30 years I have been alive.
The team sucks, the owner sucks, the coach sucks, the front office sucks and the players suck.

And do you know how I know they suck??? Because that f$*kin fat bastard Bob Kraft Macaroni and Cheese's team is back in the Super Bowl again! THE F*%(KIN PATSIES---the team that was the proverbial door mat of the ENTIRE F$*KIN NFL for years!!! With the retarded red-white-blue uniforms with that f$*%(t minuteman.

Well guess what those *******s are back in the Super Bowl for the 3 freaking time since 1996. And you know what we got??? Nothing, absolutely f*%)kin nothing.
They don't deserve this---their fans are scum---M*******s the whole lot!!!

To rub salt in the wound, they are doing this with OUR f$*(%kin coaching staff. Those guys should be coaching the Jets right now. But Bellichicken took his freakin act to NE for more money---I hope that greedy SOB has something bad happen to him (I know I shouldnt wish this...).

When those bastards were with us, the only took us to the playoffs once!!! Now they are going to the Super Bowl twice in 3 years!!! And they are taking our f*))(%kin players with them---those freakin bastards like Bobby Hamilton who couldnt make a f$*)(kin tackle to save his life in New York---now have a second shot at the Super Bowl. Those bastards couldnt do **** in NY and now are "champions" in New England.

What do we got??? We got 40 year old QBs who whine about not being the #2 QB. We have a HOF running back who cant score tds. We have a revolving door of free agent WRs who suck. Linebackers who cant tackle. Fat defensive lineman who couldnt take up space in a bulimia ward. Cornerbacks who drop interceptions. QBs who throw interceptions. WRs who fumble and mumble. Lineman who hold and safeties who fold. OUR DRAFT picks are wastes of time and money. Everyone who we pass on goes to the Pro Bowl. Anyone who takes just sucks up fan revenue in a bloated contract. Anyone who we sign either shits the bed or quits...anyone who is signed away from us goes to the HOF.

F%*)K THEM ALL--- I HATE THEM AND I HATE THE JETS. Everyone else in the NFL always drafts impact players---we get fleeced again and again and again. We cant even sign freaking coaches because our coaches mismanagement of the clock occurs in the offseason. Maybe this year instead of drafting someone in the first round who sucks, we will pass like Minnesota has done the past two years.

ITS LIKE ****ING GROUNDHOG DAY EVERYDAY AS A JET FAN----INSTEAD OF THOSE BASTARDS SONNY AND CHER SINGING----WE GET TO HERE THOSE ****ING MORONS ON THE WFAN LAUGHING AT THE JETS LATEST ****-UPS.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS ****ING TEAM. THEY SUCK ALL OF THEM.

And you know what is worse---we are the fools. There is nothing stupider than a Jet fan who believes every year, buys the tickets and the jerseys, only to get punched in the stomach at the end of the year---and we ****ing pay for this beating. How stupid our we????

How come we can't see any of this...instead we argue about who the ****ing backup tackle is going to be. We can't see the forest from the trees.

Who cares who are back-up tackle is. We suck and that position isnt going to win a Super Bowl for us. What the freakin hell does it matter.


OUR TEAM SUCKS and WE COME BACK FOR MORE EVERY ****ING YEAR.
Its crazy...its insanity...its stupidity.

30 ****ing years of nothing...thanks Woody and the Jets.

They say the one-eyed man is king in the nation of the blind.
All of us our blind.
My question is when is the one-eyed man coming to save us???


(Thanks for reading me rant...I needed a temper tantrum after the Patsies won. Now please return to our regularly scheduled program.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Of course the fruit of victory tastes sweeter when you have a heaping bowlful of New York anger for dessert.

This is one of the most scathing freakouts I have read in a while and it really got me feeling good about life and this wonderful world we live in.

Ahhhh.

Thanks to XNOUGHT over at KFFL for bringing this classic to my attention:

Jeezus that was good....:p

The only question I have is, what is: M*******s?

Damned if I can figure it out....not enough letters for mother*******.

[Hawg73]

for the record that particular word was

MA$$HOLES.

Somehow using that term made it all the funnier. I was lightheaded after reading that article.

Whew!, (fans self) STILL LMFAO.

[Undertaker #59]

Priceless

[bideau]

I had just finished reading this moments before you posted it. Great stuff, but it gets better. These guys start going after each other pretty good:

(From Hikeman30): Wow..................YOU might want to take some ativan 10 mg po daily, you need help you slothenly heathen. This regime is trying to win us a SB, it is ungreatful fans like you who we don't need. I still beam with pride when thinking of the magical year of 1998, it brings butterflies to my stomach.

(From Klecko73):Hikeman--

I'm sorry, I forgot to add in my post that you should go F$*K yourself.

Who the f$&k are you to tell me I am an ungrateful fan? F^&K you and the horse you rode in on sh$%stain.

I am usually a very positive poster when it comes to the Jets---and as suggested by the thread title, this was my "rant" for the year. Everyone is entitled to that, and I took my mulligan for the year.

Obviously you come from the Ray Ray school of reading comprehension.

So just like for Ray Ray, I will help you also---

Hooked on Phonics

Have fun beaming with pride thinking about 1998...of course thats like thinking about a hot ex-girlfriend---great for a story or two for the guys, but at the end of the day you still go home alone.

(From Hikeman30):Hey klecko 73, PIPE THE FUC# !!! Down dude, I am gonna let the above post slide, just calm down man, you are taking this too hard. I would suggest a 10 mg bolus of Haldol to settle things. Enough with the disparaging remarks, we have to stick together now in this team of despair (i.e Patsies once again going to the SB).

Gotta love Jets fans going at each other, knowing that the Pats are at the root of it.

[BobKraftsCoozie]

Compare those rants with the Jersey color talk on the PAnthers MB.

[BionicPatriot]

And I think to myself...what a wonderful world

[pookie]

Oh! This is wonderful stuff. Their pain is fantastic!!!!!

[Moebius]

Ahhh, definately a warm fuzzy.

Well, they're definately showing their colors as fans. I got two words for them (or one depending on your point of view).

RED SOX.

[Steve-o]

we get them on our board all the time.

i got smack talk from my roommates yesterday after the game. they're from new jersey. giants fans.

[Moebius]

Originally posted by Steve-o
we get them on our board all the time.

i got smack talk from my roommates yesterday after the game. they're from new jersey. giants fans.

I think I'd remind them of their last SuperBowl appearance (or complete lack thereof). That should quiet them down a bit.

[bideau]

Originally posted by Moebius
I think I'd remind them of their last SuperBowl appearance (or complete lack thereof). That should quiet them down a bit.

Don't stop there. Remind them of last year's playoff game against the Niners. Ask them how the long-snapping is going.

[ItsGood_ItsGood]

First, it dawns on the Jets faithful that they still owe Vinny Interceptaverde $7 million (all cap money) to throw picks against the Cowboys while the guy who signed Vinny to that horrible deal roams the 'Dallas sidelines. Then, the revered icon of their entire franchise, Joe Namath, humiliates himself with his aging, drunken playboy routine in front of the entire nation. Now this rant. Oh, gosh is that fun to read.

I'm going to have it laminated and keep it in my wallet to cheer me up on an otherwise gloomy day.

[BionicPatriot]

Originally posted by ItsGood_ItsGood
First, it dawns on the Jets faithful that they still owe Vinny Interceptaverde $7 million (all cap money) to throw picks against the Cowboys while the guy who signed Vinny to that horrible deal roams the 'Dallas sidelines. Then, the revered icon of their entire franchise, Joe Namath, humiliates himself with his aging, drunken playboy routine in front of the entire nation. Now this rant. Oh, gosh is that fun to read.

I'm going to have it laminated and keep it in my wallet to cheer me up on an otherwise gloomy day.

I agree. Everytime I am just feeling pissed off, just pull this website up, do a little clicking and I am happy. Those *******s dont know the start of our pain witht he Red Sox. This aint MLB New York...

[Hemi_1]

Hawg
That may be the single most honest and truthfull article ever posted. OMG That was so funny.......I hope he isnt a yankee fan too. LMFAO