Be here or be talked about -- Hawg73's life in pictures.

This is the thread where I make good on a promise (or a threat....) He is going to die when he reads the title. The topic is Hawg73. Discuss.

[pookie]

I remember when Hawg73 was young....... little Hawg13. He was just a young'n over there playing on patriots.com. I'll try to dig up a picture of the little Hawg (pun intended).

[Peg]

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!...
Did you read what I posted to Pookie earlier?! It was just this--that we should start a thread that is about Hawg, while he is away and see how mortified he is, upon his return... Hee-hee!

Let's see if I can recall anything EMBARRASSING that I could share about ol' Hawg... Hmmm... Wow! My brain is on information OVER-LOAD!! And here I have always vowed to only use my frightingly accurate memory powers for good and never evil... Hmmm... This is quite the conundrum... I'll have to give this some serious thought...

[dropKickMurphy]

Originally posted by Peg
Let's see if I can recall anything EMBARRASSING that I could share about ol' Hawg... .

Oh, Ive got lots of embarassin' tidbits on the Hawg. Problem is, he's got just as many on me. I'm chompin' at the bit here, but I need to hold off until I figure out the appropiate level of restraint.
Count your blessings, Hawg....the principal of MATH (Mutual Assured Total Humiliation) will keep my baser instincts in check.

[Peg]

dKM--
I figured that you'd have some doozies and at least you have M.A.T.H. to keep you in check... But what constraints are there to keep ME in line?! Hee-hee!

Originally posted by Peg
Did you read what I posted to Pookie earlier?! It was just this--that we should start a thread that is about Hawg, while he is away and see how mortified he is, upon his return... Hee-hee!

Peg,

Great minds must think alike. I saw your post and it was deja vu all over again. Either that or I am losing my mind...but I would rather think that it is Providence. The city not the higher power.... All signs just point to either losing my mind or Providence. Some think they are one in the same.

I am counting on the Planet faithful to dig up some dirt -- or at least MAKE up some.

IGIG and dropKick will need to step up and prove that they are in fact trustworthy members of the Planet -- willing to turn in a relative to save their own skin at a moments notice. This is what we mean by 'loyalty'.

After years of fishing and having nothing to show for it Hawg finally lands one.

Originally posted by dropKickMurphy
Count your blessings, Hawg....the principal of MATH (Mutual Assured Total Humiliation) will keep my baser instincts in check.

Detente. The Cold War. They say that now but they haven't seen the carrot yet. Can they be bought? Will they launch a pre-emptive strike? Stay tuned. "Relatives Who Rat You Out." On the next Jerry Springer.

[pookie]

Here we see a young Hawg getting pumped up before his next Pinewood Derby Classic. Note the futuristic X2000 jersey, the Commodore 64 (which Hawg still uses) and a handsome young IGIG to the right. Hawg would go on to lose his first Pinewood Derby ever on this evening. He then turned in his tight corduroys, began writing sci-fi short story's, playing Missile Command and became the #1 William Shatner fan.


Only certain folks will understand what a special, kick ass game missle command really was.

Here is Hawg today, proudly showing off his Beefcake award.

Hey Peg,

As proof that I am not delusional, this was my post to Hawg in the girlie thread.... I knew I had written it I just couldn't find it.

Great minds think alike ...but I am happy to concede that this was your idea. I can only imagine that Hawg will seek some comeuppance...er, to reward someone upon his return. The genesis for this thread, the driving force behind this touching tribute was PEG. Let there be no mistake about it, Pookie and I are merely pawns. Yes Hawg, it is Peg that you should thank. Without her leadership this would have never been possible.

[Peg]

Okie-Dokey, NR!!!
I seeeeeeee how this is gonna work now...
Well, if I am going to take the brunt for this, then it sure does help me with that moral dilemma of using my powers for EVIL and NOT good, now doesn't it?! I mean, if I'm gonna take the fall for this, then I am going to have some fun while doing so...
Now, WHAT would be an INCREDIBLY embarrassing thing to post about our good buddy Hawg?!... Something DOES come to mind, but I am afraid that it just might be a little over the top... Hee-hee!
I can't believe that IG_IG hasn't chimed in on this thread... Must be M.A.T.H. keeping him in check... So what say ye, IG_IG?!... p.s.--OOHH!! I just thought of yet another REALLY embarrassing thing... But, Heaven help me--He might not ever acknowledge my existence again, if I write about THAT!!... Oh, what to do, what to do?!...

Lil Hawg's first baby photo, but not his first haircut.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Lil Hawg's first baby photo, but not his first haircut.

Staying with the chronology.......... Hawg at age 9. Isn't he just a cutie pie???!!

[Peg]

Pookie--
That looks like the "Man-boy" from the "Man Show." Ever watch that show?! Jimy Kimmel is one of the hosts. It is really raunchy & I think that it is a hoot!...
Anyhow--I may have come up with a solution to my quandary here... What if I post some embarrassing stuff about Hawg, so everyone can read it, and then DELETE it before he gets back... What do ya think?!...