The guy in the top left hand side of your screen . . .

[Ottawapatty]

Hey,

To whom ever got or made the Patriot head in the top left hand side of the screen, way to go! It looks cool! Almost 3Dish! It also sorta looks like the Silver Surfer! Is that where you got the inspiration from? It is more modern that the Pats real logo (no better or worse just different) What does everyone else think is it Silver Surferish?

Peas and Love,

Matt

P.S. - If you don't know who the Silver Surfer is click here http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/

Originally posted by FallingAlice
I see the likeness. Well, from the neck up anyway. A friend of AustinChief (our administrator) made the figure.

Though to be honest, Matt, most people think it looks like a sperm. A patriotic sperm. But a sperm no less.

OttawaPatty or Matt, meet "Pete" the Gamete.

[Ottawapatty]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Though to be honest, Matt, most people think it looks like a sperm. A patriotic sperm. But a sperm no less.

Truthfully, I never noticed that before, but now that is all I see! Too funny! I tell you what, I am not a lady, nor am I looking to pro-create, but if I were I would rather have that sperm working to "fullfill his duties" than any other one!! I mean think about it!!

Raider Sperm - Would just start rioting and destroy everything. Unless it was a Gannon sperm -- in which case it would simply be intercepted before it could reach its goal.

Packer Sperm - It has to be too cold for it to work right!

Dolphin Sperm - (sounds funny) Sure dolphins can swim, but it would just quit halfway there (similar to Saint's Sperm) or maybe get caught in a tuna net!

Jet Sperm - Lord, leaveth me barron if you have any mercy at all!

Giant Sperm - I wouldn't be sure if it was the elidgible sperm downfield!

49er Sperm - Well if you have sperm from 'Frisco I imagine something would be a little in effective.

Finally,

Pats Sperm - Well sperm don't have arms, but do you suppose he could tuck his tail.

Peas,

Matt


P.S. - If this was in bad taste I am sorry, but what can I do!

[pookie]

Originally posted by Ottawapatty
Truthfully, I never noticed that before, but now that is all I see! Too funny! I tell you what, I am not a lady, nor am I looking to pro-create, but if I were I would rather have that sperm working to "fullfill his duties" than any other one!! I mean think about it!!

Raider Sperm - Would just start rioting and destroy everything. Unless it was a Gannon sperm -- in which case it would simply be intercepted before it could reach its goal.

Packer Sperm - It has to be too cold for it to work right!

Dolphin Sperm - (sounds funny) Sure dolphins can swim, but it would just quit halfway there (similar to Saint's Sperm) or maybe get caught in a tuna net!

Jet Sperm - Lord, leaveth me barron if you have any mercy at all!

Giant Sperm - I wouldn't be sure if it was the elidgible sperm downfield!

49er Sperm - Well if you have sperm from 'Frisco I imagine something would be a little in effective.

Finally,

Pats Sperm - Well sperm don't have arms, but do you suppose he could tuck his tail.

Peas,

Matt


P.S. - If this was in bad taste I am sorry, but what can I do!

Are you kidding me? Bad taste? No way there Matt.... this was pretty damn funny stuff!

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Here! Here!


Ummm...but you've left out a few..

What would Buffalo Sperm be? Or Lions Sperm? Or Steelers Sperm? Cowboys? Redskins? Jaguars? Buccaneers? Titans? Bengals? Browns?

Well, Alice the first one is obvious:

Buffalo sperm would always be wide left of the target.

Lions sperm would do allright until it goes into overtime whereupon it gets confused and starts swimming backwards.

Steelers sperm probably have chins like a potato.

Most of the Cowboys sperm will probably be swimming elsewhere before the end of training camp.

Redskins sperm is drastically overpriced and can't really wriggle all that well.

Bengals sperm can't wriggle at all. The laughingstock of the sperm world.

Buccaneer's sperm? right in the eye of . (go ahead and delete this one - I probably deserve it)

The Browns sperm are premature ejaculators and start the celebration before the job is done.

Originally posted by Hawg73
Buffalo sperm would always be wide left of the target.

Buccaneer's sperm? right in the eye of . (go ahead and delete this one - I probably deserve it)

The Browns sperm are premature ejaculators and start the celebration before the job is done.

Broncos sperm is always hitting you in the knees.

Lions sperm waits for the egg to come to them. (OT)

Vikings sperm tries to get you with their car.

[Phobia]

I can't believe the Chiefs are shown no love on this planet.

Originally posted by Phobia
I can't believe the Chiefs are shown no love on this planet.

Hey Phobia,

Long time no see. You should be glad we aren't making jokes about the Chiefs. Actually, I just made reference to them in the Hall of Fame thread. Such is the lack of a animosity between the Pats and "Chefs" that we really don't have that much bad to say about them.

Honestly I would rather we played the Chiefs more often. We always get saddled with the Donkeys every year. Someone in the NFL thinks that is a rivalry and we have no idea why.

Chiefs sperm...would run all over you and still finish last?

[Ottawapatty]

Hey,

A few more I guess . . .

Colts Sperm - They are too busy infighting to get anywhere!

Titan Sperm - You only get ONE try at making it to the egg, no matter what the refs say! Maybe Titan Sperm should take up acting career . . . or not!


Cardinal Sperm - Loads of confusion here! The Sperm are not sure where they are swimming!!
see . . . http://www.arizonarepublic.com/speci...stadium19.html
Also, some sperm think they really signed a baseball contract!
The remaining sperm are too busy in the locker room looking for Rod Tidwell to explain why they aren't winning and keep using the pick-up line "You had me at hello!" and getting nowhere!

Bear Sperm - The Sperm are too busy paying attention to the crimes in the stands to care about the task at hand!
see . . .
http://www.dailyillini.com/sep02/sep..._story04.shtml

I know I am reaching on the last few . . . but the fact this was the biggest story I could find on the Bears shows what a slow year they had! I guess that is really the joke on them!

[Phobia]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Chiefs sperm...would run all over you and still finish last?

Ouch. That's painful!

I have a lot of friends in the New England area and I've cleaned up on the Pats/Chiefs matchups over the years. Several rounds of golf and other things. In fact, my high school sweetheart lives in Boston. She owes me a visit to Texas for a weekend of "exercise". Too bad this bet was made several years ago and I got married last Feb. ;) You KNOW if I had lost, I'd have made a trip to Boston. Damn her.

I'm even owed a round of golf from last season's meeting because the Pats didn't cover.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by Phobia
Ouch. That's painful!

I have a lot of friends in the New England area and I've cleaned up on the Pats/Chiefs matchups over the years. Several rounds of golf and other things. In fact, my high school sweetheart lives in Boston. She owes me a visit to Texas for a weekend of "exercise". Too bad this bet was made several years ago and I got married last Feb. ;) You KNOW if I had lost, I'd have made a trip to Boston. Damn her.

I'm even owed a round of golf from last season's meeting because the Pats didn't cover.

Phobia,

Side bets are the very stuff of life. I bet my brother this year that Brady would have more TD passes than Bledsoe. The stakes were dinner for four at the winners choice of restaraunts.

I recently cashed in on the bet and the bill came to 287 bucks before tip. I woke up Sunday morning very hungover and guilt stricken but then I thought of what he would have done to me if the situation was reversed.

Vince Lombardi was right - winning really is the only thing. I can't believe that the Chiefs actually lost that game. You guys had us on the ropes. Priest made us look sick. I can't count how many times your boys ran that fake reverse and we never stopped it once.

[Phobia]

Originally posted by Hawg73
I can't count how many times your boys ran that fake reverse and we never stopped it once.

Well, we blew THAT wad early. I don't think it worked the rest of the damn year. Too much film, I guess.