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Old 03-13-2007, 12:07 PM   #1
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Planet Women: Be 1st To Sign Up for dchester's Harem
Step Up, Step Up, Step Right Up Ladies....be the 1st one on (or off) your block to make this Offseason a memorable one for dchester

This wonderful, warm, friendly, cuddly masculine-maximus of a man needs YOU to join his Harem.

He himself is too modest to post this on his own nor has he enlisted me or others to do his bidding in this regard -- but he has made mention of this, his most fondest of desires, on numerous occasions in the past

I have observed that he has made casual reference in such an unobtrusive manner as to have prolly escaped notice of even his most ardent admirers among you because of the focus on action on the gridiron during the season

Now is the time, however, to focus off the field -- do not be shy or concerned for being lost in the shuffle of many bodies willing to press close to His in this Harem for He is not known as The Round Mound Of Re-Bound -- dmachine -- for nothing

Come forward sisters, anoint thyselves in scented oils and declare yourselves
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:10 PM   #2
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I thought I was already on the team???
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:20 PM   #3
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I thought I was already on the team???
Did you ever receive an offer sheet?
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:21 PM   #4
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Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?

Sorry, but no... That's not for me.

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Old 03-13-2007, 12:22 PM   #5
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Did you ever receive an offer sheet?
Does it count if it included a poison pill?
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:25 PM   #6
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Does it count if it included a poison pill?
Care to elaborate on this interesting concept?
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:30 PM   #7
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Isn't a harem member pretty much just enslaved concubine?

Sorry, but no... That's not for me.

As Lesley Gore said..... You don't own me.
Sisters...........do not pay heed to the words of some Who Do Not Believe as They Are Blinded By Bitchyness

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Old 03-13-2007, 12:32 PM   #8
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Care to elaborate on this interesting concept?
You know.....like if you happen to participate more than 4 orgies parties in the state of MN (for example) in one calendar year then your contract is guaranteed.
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:57 PM   #9
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Ah, dchester...

While I'd prefer to have him all to myself, if I must share him by joining his harem, so be it.

For tis better to share dchester than to not experience him at all.

Sign me up, RG!
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:14 PM   #10
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Ah, dchester...

While I'd prefer to have him all to myself, if I must share him by joining his harem, so be it.

For tis better to share dchester than to not experience him at all.

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Old 03-13-2007, 01:18 PM   #11
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You Have Been Moved By The Spirit, Sister -- Piece Be With You

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A piece of what?
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:22 PM   #12
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A piece of what?
his large weapon
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:25 PM   #13
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Bitchiness... Self-respect.... Potayto... Potato...


Besides... If I were in that situation I'd probably end up pulling a Nana ( literary reference... If you don't know what I'm talking about then you'll have to read the book to find out. :p )
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If I were in that situation I'd probably end up pulling a Nana
you call it what you want dmachine will call it what he wants -- I (( winky )) at The Kinky
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