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Yikes! Jaguars karma
Here we go - another carnivorous mammal out to devour the worthless helpless Patsies, leaving behind a few bones and entrails. : shudder :
Jaguars are an endangered species and will be fighting tooth, nail and bloody claw. The Patsies are dropping like flies with the PUNTER of all people being injured and out for the season. THE PUNTER - that tells you all you need to know about the delicate state of this so-called football team. WE ARE DOOMED. Not even Santa on his Christmas Eve rounds can help us. Red in tooth and claw Jags 52 Delicate flower like Patsies 3 (as always, the kicker comes through) |
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One personality, many pieces
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I hate karma, it pulls fillings and rots your teeth...:(
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"It was epic. I wouldn't want my team doing it [winning] though." MAYHEM :rimshot: |
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We aint playing the Texans again this week people. These are the Jacksonville "****ing" Jaguars.
:( Jags - 68 Pats - 3 ![]() Oh and the Jets will beat Miami 21-0 as well. ![]() |
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Same as the '72 Dolphins. Now, it has become a tired and silly ritual through the years watching these graying and balding men gather each year to pop champagne corks whenever the last unbeaten team falls, and that sad clinging to the past diminishes what they did, and it if there is one thing even Pats-haters can agree on, it's this: a 19-0 Pats team makes that annual ritual disappear, mercifully, forever.
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The Pats are doomed. They are playing at Jacksonville where the Jags hardly ever lose. The players are already down because none of them made the Pro Bowl except Richard and he's already making plans for Hawaii.
Jags 41 Pats 10 |
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The trick is to assume your life is going to work out. Of course, it never does, so you do the next best thing: you take it one disaster at time. Go Pats, Red Sox, Celtics & Bruins!!! |
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Commitment Coordinator
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and based on leftwich's ass the jags eat the pats Hungry, hungry Jaguars 46 Patsies 10 |
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It's elementary people
Not to be concescending or anything but.... REVENGE GAME FOR THE JAGUARS!!! Jaguars 35, New England Patriots 17 WTF |
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Patriots 1 (don't ask me how to get 1)
Jax 2 we lose |
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Rough Draft
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Pats are doomed.
MoJo gets his mojo working and runs for at least 400 yards. Pats 0 Jags 420 (one point for each rushing yards) |
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The Jaguars remember that playoff game last year, plus I'm sure they're embarrassed about that loss to the Titans.
Jacksonville: 1111111111111111111111111111111111 New England: 0 |
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Coughlin and Brunell roll over Bledsoe and Slade. It ain't pretty.
Jags - 46 Pats - 10 |
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damn I'm old...
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HEY!! Using former players no longer with a franchise is MY THING!!!
Brady goes out on the first offensive snap, Cassell the second, Vinny the 3rd. We're down to Troy at QB, and, despite a valiant effort, the Pats end up with negative yardage for the entire game. Cover your eyes boys and girls, I can't bear to watch! Swampland Predators- 686 helpless, confused prey- goose egg |
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PROgress is the opposite of CONgress "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."- Thomas Jefferson- "The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant."-Robespierre- |
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Assclownism-it's the genes not a choice
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We are the Boil on the Ass of Success. Prepare to be lanced. Karma, Jags style.
And down the stretch they come!
We need these wins we are not gonna get. I see the Defense passed out from the humidity, the recievers terrorized by Rashean Mathis,( a pro-bowl selection by the way) and Brady pounded into a coma by the savage Jags defense. I don't see homefield fpreven one game, I see maybe not getting in at all. No way the Pats can even compete with the mighty Jaguars. Lances 544 Quivering oozing boils 3 We are DOOOMED!! Doomed i tell you!! |
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Conas ata tú
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M.J. Drew Is Gonna Run Us Into the Ground Just Like he Done to The Colts....
Jack 42 (all Rushing T/D) Pats 6 |
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Mmmmmm, feet! Nom, Nom, Nom.
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0-0 tie. just to f shit up a little for the playoff seeding
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Let the healing begin Babs! |
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I love the inter-highway
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I don't think the game is going to be a blowout like all of you are saying...the Patriots are one of the best teams in the league against the run, even without Wilfork.
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