Stillers/Browns

[RavenZ]

This game is coma inducing, but they just announced Jake Delhomme probably won't play this weekend - and his replacement is Chris Weinke (pronounced Winky). I can't stand it. Winky!!!

Winky in the huddle...Winky back to pass...Winky incomplete...

[ColtsFan86]

I didn't know Winky was still in the league - wish I had known that before doing my pool picks today.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by ColtsFan86 on 12-07-2006 at 08:59 PM
I didn't know Winky was still in the league - wish I had known that before doing my pool picks today.

You could have had a Winky in your pool? Or you would have picked a Winky?

[chef]

how does this hav anything to do with browns/pit?

[ColtsFan86]

Originally posted by RavenB on 12-07-2006 at 08:03 PM
You could have had a Winky in your pool? Or you would have picked a Winky?

LOL - I debated between Carolina and the Giants, but settled on Carolina. Given this bit of info, I would have picked the Gmen instead.

[chiefsgal*]

hmm, where's steelerboy, anyone seen him...

[JohnAdams]

Originally posted by chiefsgal on 12-07-2006 at 11:48 PM
hmm, where's steelerboy, anyone seen him...

up to no good maybe???

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by JohnAdams on 12-08-2006 at 07:30 AM
up to no good maybe???

"resembles a penis" maybe it wasn't??? why would you heat it up??

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Boy what a yawner that game was. Annihilus is kind of pissed that he pulled his dish out of the closet.

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by BizarroAnnihilus on 12-08-2006 at 08:35 AM
Boy what a yawner that game was. Annihilus is kind of pissed that he pulled his dish out of the closet.

Turned it off when Supernatural came on - who won? Why do you put your dish away??

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by RavenB on 12-08-2006 at 08:34 AM
"resembles a penis" maybe it wasn't??? why would you heat it up??

to keep the clean urine at the proper temp as you whip out the fake willie and fill the cup for your drug test.

I think the culprit was caught in a later release
***edit**** the rest of the story******

Customers Cook Up Trouble With Fake Penis
Woman Trying to Cheat on Drug Test Asks Clerk to Microwave Prosthetic Penis Device
By JOE MANDAK
The Associated Press
PITTSBURGH - A woman who claimed she was trying to cheat on a drug test was behind a bizarre incident in which a frightened convenience store clerk thought she had microwaved a severed penis, police said.

The clerk at the store outside Pittsburgh actually microwaved a prosthetic device used to cheat on drug tests, police said Friday.


The incident unfolded late Thursday afternoon when a man and a woman entered the store and the man asked the clerk, "Can you microwave something for me? It's a life-or-death situation," according to an account the woman later gave police.


The man asked for paper towels, wrapped an object in them, and had the clerk microwave the item for 20 seconds, said McKeesport police Chief Joseph Pero.


When it was finished, the clerk handed the item back to the man and saw what she thought was a severed penis, Pero said.


After news reports Friday, a woman called police to say she was with the man in the store and gave her account of what happened, Pero said.


The woman told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test, Pero said.


According to the woman, the couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would "pass the body temperature test," Pero said that is, be warm enough to not arouse the suspicion of those administering the test.


Pero said police weren't sure why the woman was storing the urine in a device mimicking male genitalia.


The woman wasn't applying for a job at the convenience store, but Pero said he didn't know anything else about the job.


The chief said the woman planned to come to the police station for an interview. Police Friday night said they had no new information and said the chief would have to answer any further questions on Monday.


Pero wouldn't release the names of the man or woman. Charges, including harassment and disorderly conduct, were possible, he said.


The clerk at the Giant Eagle Get Go! is "still visibly shaking," Pero said.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by RavenB on 12-08-2006 at 07:37 AM
Turned it off when Supernatural came on - who won? Why do you put your dish away??

Annihilus currently lives in an apartment that does not allow people to permanantly mount their dishes, so Annihilus created a temporary stand that he can set facing out of the sliding glass door when the games are on. When the games are over, he packs it all away in his closet.

A little work, but not too much for football (usually).

[RavenZ]

Originally posted by BizarroAnnihilus on 12-08-2006 at 08:39 AM
Annihilus currently lives in an apartment that does not allow people to permanantly mount their dishes, so Annihilus created a temporary stand that he can set facing out of the sliding glass door when the games are on. When the games are over, he packs it all away in his closet.

A little work, but not too much for football (usually).

Must keep you from wasting time watching TV - so you have plenty of time for wholesome activities, such as posting on message boards. ;)

IMO, you should now be BatAnnihilus!

The woman told police she was applying for a job and was required to take a drug test. She said the man had filled the device with his urine, which she planned to submit for the test, Pero said.

Lot of thought went into that - and no microwave at home!

[Undertaker #59]

Poor Romeo....

It doesn't look like however, the Pats made a mistake in letting McGinest go for all that money. In the limited action I saw, he did not look very good.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by RavenB on 12-08-2006 at 07:48 AM
Must keep you from wasting time watching TV - so you have plenty of time for wholesome activities, such as posting on message boards.

IMO, you should now be BatAnnihilus!

Well, that might be true if Annihilus didn't have regular cable

But BatAnnihilus is still appropriate, being as he is a bat personality and all.