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View Poll Results: Which of the following is responsible for the Pats demise?
Patriots First Down Beef Franks 1 12.50%
Patriots Sack Attack Mild Italian Sausages 1 12.50%
China 4 50.00%
Other (please explain) 2 25.00%
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Old 09-26-2006, 12:38 PM   #1
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Question Which of the following is responsible for the Pats demise?

According to several sources, the hopes for the Patriots season has fizzled out after three tough games and it's about time to figure out......why? With only thirteen games left, we need to start planning ahead.

What problems do we need to address/eliminate next season?

The main culprits:

1. Patriots First Down Beef Franks
2. Patriots Sack Attack Mild Italian Sausages
3. China

Annihilius will include a fourth option: other.
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Old 09-26-2006, 12:52 PM   #2
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The NFL announces Pats/'Hawks game in China...Pats suck out the joint and Shaun Alexander breaks his foot.

Coincidence?... ...I think not. Damned commies
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The NFL announces Pats/'Hawks game in China...Pats suck out the joint and Shaun Alexander breaks his foot.

Coincidence?... ...I think not. Damned commies


Yep, this has all the makings of a classic jinx... just like the SI cover...
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I think there is a vast conspiracy at work here. Dark forces are conspiring against the good guys.

I read on www.american-nut-jobs.com that Bob Kraft has angered the tri-lateral commision by agreeing to play in China and putting the Patriots name and logo on non-kosher meat products.

We won't win another game.....EVER!
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Old 09-26-2006, 01:13 PM   #6
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seeing how you can't destroy Tedy Bruschi, not even Chuck Norris can, I will attribute the current state of the Patriots to the fact men like Tedy and Tom are actual Patriots in the truest form.

yes, you read it here first Doltphin22, The New England Patriots as part of the conspiracy to win the superbowl after 9/11 joined with the United States Government and all enlisted as secret agents for the CIA and will be doing all kinds of missions next year during the "down time" they get from BB next pre-season.

Givens was let go because he was not up to CIA standards, heck look at Vinatiari, he can't make the colts training camp he became so soft in recent years.... and why was Branch traded to the Seahawks? Do you know? well let me tell you buddy, Deion is working in the enemy locker room on a covert operation and reporting back to Tom nightly. worry for his friends safety and the time needed to process all the information is keeping Tom up all night thus the drop in Offensive production.


this is serious stuff Ladies and gentlemen - you too Dashoe, I may be killed for linking this information but feel it is my duty to let the cat out of the bag before the season is ruined
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