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Old 07-11-2006, 01:34 PM   #1
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Tom Brady breaks leg in freak accident!!

ESPN.com is reporting that Tom Brady has sustained a relatively severe break of his right leg in a freak accident on Monday evening. Brady, who had attended a concert with his girlfriend in Quincy, Mass the night before went hom after the concert where the accident took place.

Apparently, while engaged in a bizzare round of anal sex with his girlfriend, Brady fell off the bed. When attempting to get up from the floor, Brady apparently stood on a medieval torture paddle that the two had used during their sexual interlude causing him to lose balance and break his leg. While laying on the ground in excruciating pain, his girlfriend continued to please herself, as all women do, instead of rushing to the assistance of her boyfriend.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:37 PM   #2
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I'm thinking you're not long for this world.

The Assclown Asylumn maybe, but not the Planet.

One 'n done.

Anyone else?
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:43 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:43 PM   #4
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:55 PM   #5
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came up a bit shy trying to use the ol' clever pole did we there Hydrocortisone?








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Old 07-11-2006, 01:57 PM   #6
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Only someone with his head so far up Manning's asshole that he can't see or hear anything of the world would post something like that.

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Old 07-11-2006, 02:01 PM   #7
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Isn't it "Troll 101" to imply, suggest or state that TB is or may be gay?

He distinctly said "girlfriend"

This dipstick can't even get "troll" down right.

Is this a case of the rare, but ever popular "one post assclown"?
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:03 PM   #8
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I have a feeling we have a new planet record for admittance to the assclown forum!

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Old 07-11-2006, 02:29 PM   #9
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Re: Tom Brady breaks leg in freak accident!!

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ESPN.com is reporting that Tom Brady has sustained a relatively severe break of his right leg in a freak accident on Monday evening. Brady, who had attended a concert with his girlfriend in Quincy, Mass the night before went hom after the concert where the accident took place.

Apparently, while engaged in a bizzare round of anal sex with his girlfriend, Brady fell off the bed. When attempting to get up from the floor, Brady apparently stood on a medieval torture paddle that the two had used during their sexual interlude causing him to lose balance and break his leg. While laying on the ground in excruciating pain, his girlfriend continued to please herself, as all women do, instead of rushing to the assistance of her boyfriend.
Nice try, but Brady's gay, so this obviously isn't true:p
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:37 PM   #10
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Even with a broken leg he's still better than Manning.
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:47 PM   #11
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I knew it! One 'n done!

Hardly worth the effort of joining the board, was it, hydro?

Gawd, I hope you're NOT a Colts fan!

Trolls like you give the rest of us a bad name!
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:47 PM   #12
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:50 PM   #13
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you da man! you should join the bucs board they allow all that stuff and you will not be assclowned for it
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:32 PM   #14
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you da man! you should join the bucs board they allow all that stuff and you will not be assclowned for it
Yeah, I think that under their guidelines this would earn a 15 year ban with forfeiture of wages.
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:40 PM   #15
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....and in other news:

Hydrocodone gets assclowned after 1 measley post on Patriots Planet. Quite an accomplishment this day and age. A spokesperson from Patriots Planet had this to say: [rolls tape] "With the uprising of many trolls and assclowns amongst us, I think this has to go down in history as one of the biggest surprises since Al Gore invented the internet."

Calls made to Hydrocodone were unsuccessful. More at 11. Back to you, Skip.
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