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Old 08-29-2012, 07:38 PM   #16
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No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
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Old 08-30-2012, 11:21 AM   #17
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No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
I get high on the real thing, powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine.
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:24 PM   #18
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I get high on the real thing, powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine.
"Sure Mr. President: Where can I get a job?"

"Many busy executives ask me, 'what about the job displacement market program in the city of the future?' Well, count on us to be there, Jerry, because, if we're lucky tomorrow, we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again."
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:36 PM   #19
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"Sure Mr. President: Where can I get a job?"

"Many busy executives ask me, 'what about the job displacement market program in the city of the future?' Well, count on us to be there, Jerry, because, if we're lucky tomorrow, we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again."
HI! I'm Joe Beats. Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free Mule we've all been dreaming of?

Now take off your shoes.

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Old 08-30-2012, 08:06 PM   #20
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HI! I'm Joe Beats. Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free Mule we've all been dreaming of?

Now take off your shoes.

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My, my, my! Your friends at Commie Martyrs must be mighty proud of you.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:16 PM   #21
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Old 09-01-2012, 02:11 AM   #22
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Defoliating a victory garden certainly works up an appetite.
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Old 09-01-2012, 12:18 PM   #23
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Defoliating a victory garden certainly works up an appetite.
This is a line of Indians leaving beautiful Rancho Malario--to make room for YOU! Here's the beautiful Trail of Tears golf course...
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:19 PM   #24
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Uh, was this tmack's way of saying good-bye to the Planet?

Not a single post since then...
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:22 PM   #25
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Uh, was this tmack's way of saying good-bye to the Planet?

Not a single post since then...
No he went to the Democratic National Convention to show his support...
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Old 09-05-2012, 06:16 PM   #26
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No he went to the Democratic National Convention to show his support...
That seems unlikely.
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...Let's talks about your car. It's screaming "Wash me, please!" Now, if you're a Mr. Common Sense, you won't believe me when I tell you that I've got an envelope that'll clean your car while you're driving it home to work. Well, George, believe me this time, because this one isn't like the Austrian self-sharpening razors. No, friends, no overheating like the tropical fishes. No zizzing and dripping like with the dike...
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