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Old 09-19-2007, 11:48 PM   #31
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Personally I prefer my girl's browneye to smell like a cold cut combo from Subway but look on the bright side, at least you know she's a cheap date.
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:01 AM   #32
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Old 09-20-2007, 03:09 AM   #33
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Old 09-20-2007, 06:30 AM   #34
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Old 09-20-2007, 06:54 AM   #35
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Wow...What an interesting thread !!

Im actually put of McDonalds right now
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:37 AM   #36
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First of all, how did you not see this ass-fro before going downtown? ALWAYS FOOL AROUND FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH THE LIGHTS ON ! ! ! ! !

Second of all, how did you not get a tickle on your nose while doing the old six to the nine? Two to Three inches of ass-fro would have to tickle the old nose hairs.

Third of all, next time you're going to hook up with random women with ass-fros, suggest a couples SHOWER so that she can rinse the McGoo from her McAssHair.

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Old 09-20-2007, 07:43 AM   #37
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Third of all, next time you're going to hook up with random women with ass-fros, suggest a couples SHOWER so that she can rinse the McGoo from her McAssHair.

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Interesting first post. I have no experience with your unique problem. Maybe you could braid it?
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I would like to start off by letting you know this is not a penthouse forum type of question. It's more like a discovery channel question.

I've read a few posts at this website that makes me feel this is not an inappropriate post.


Stop reading if you get offended easily, that is not my intent.


I was back home for Labor Day holiday in Arizona a few weeks ago. To make a long story short I hooked up with my younger sisters Friend, this had been a long time coming.

We went to her apt. and began pleasuring each other at the same time orally.
If you've done this before you know it's pretty hard not to catch a whiff of her ass during this, anyway, I had to breath out of my nose and I could smell McDonald's, yes, McDonald's. Her ass smelled exactly like a McD's cheeseburger. That's not why I'm posting this but it may play a part of my question.

In the morning when the sun was up I got a good look at her body,I noticed something that shocked me. She had a bush of pubic hair in her ass crack, it was very noticeable as she walked around nude. I'm not talking small little hairs around her balloon knot, I'm talking a bush 2" to 3" long.

I went out with an Italian girl who had tiny hairs there but not a bush. I've only been with white woman my whole life and this girl is German/Italian. I've also heard of Italian woman having hairy nipples but never seen it. Thats neither here nor there.

have any of you guys heard of , or hooked up with a chick with long pubes growing out of her ass crack?

This really disturbs me because I'm starting to think the McDonald's odor was coming from her hair in her ass crack.
YUCK!!

I was a big fan of McD's cheeseburgers, but now I can't even walk into a McD's restaurant.

also not that any of you care, the room smelt like this the next morning. sometimes as you know after a night of fooling around the room might have that "scent of ass" smell, which is acceptable.
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:59 AM   #41
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would it have been better if it smelled like a Big Mac and he had just left the room
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Old 09-20-2007, 09:02 AM   #42
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OMG I'm beginning to wonder if male dominated sport's boards are for me.
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OMG I'm beginning to wonder if male dominated sport's boards are for me.
Are there sports sites dominated by women?

If so, are they the type of women with 2 to 3 inch ass hair?
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OMG I'm beginning to wonder if male dominated sport's boards are for me.
they are but certain threads should be avoided - I'll bump the "hot male thread" if you like
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OMG I'm beginning to wonder if male dominated sport's boards are for me.
This kind of thread is by far in the minority.
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