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Old 09-19-2007, 05:18 PM   #16
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There's probably a fetish site on the web for this.

www.hairyasscrack.com or something.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:22 PM   #17
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No, this isn't a Howard Stern thing
Now you're copying Steve-o's avatar?
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:27 PM   #18
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Now you're copying Steve-o's avatar?
Jefferson wouldn't be as likely to jump down his throat as the gentle soul you employ.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:28 PM   #19
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No, this isn't a Howard Stern thing
This must be his twin brother Hairy then.
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:20 PM   #20
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In the time it took me to drive home did we change the format here!???
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:26 PM   #21
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In the time it took me to drive home did we change the format here!???
Format? This place has an actual format? OMG
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:31 PM   #22
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Now you're copying Steve-o's avatar?
now I'm stealing yours;)
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:52 PM   #23
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now I'm stealing yours;)
Uh, okay.

Anyway, here's a piece of advice. First dates and first sexy times, girls are showing you her best stuff. From that point on, she's more comfortable with you and will let you in on other gross stuff she does.

Main point: if the first time you have sex with her, the woman is willing to show you she's got a ben wallace fro groing out of her ass, you don't want to get more comfortable with her.

That's some good advice you won't hear from gramps. In exchange for that, would you kindly mind changing your avatar to something original?
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:57 PM   #24
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All of a sudden, I'm rather glad that I don't get out more.

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We went to her apt. and began pleasuring each other at the same time orally. If you've done this before you know it's pretty hard not to catch a whiff of her ass during this.


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Anyway, I had to breath out of my nose and I could smell McDonald's, yes, McDonald's. Her ass smelled exactly like a McD's cheeseburger. That's not why I'm posting this but it may play a part of my question.
Well, dude, I think I know why. Your "girlfriend" was named Lola (as in, The Kinks), and I think 'she' was picked up for prostitution...
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Old 09-19-2007, 09:32 PM   #26
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Uh, okay.

Anyway, here's a piece of advice. First dates and first sexy times, girls are showing you her best stuff. From that point on, she's more comfortable with you and will let you in on other gross stuff she does.

Main point: if the first time you have sex with her, the woman is willing to show you she's got a ben wallace fro groing out of her ass, you don't want to get more comfortable with her.

That's some good advice you won't hear from gramps. In exchange for that, would you kindly mind changing your avatar to something original?
Tmack said it all with a solid piece of advice that you won't read in Dear Abby.

Never has a question with this magnitude of weirdness ever been posed here as a thread as far as i can reckon. Yet it was handled with just enough sensitivity to make it a reasonably valid one. (other than the Ben Wallace analogy, that is--but a high five for it nonetheless).

So far it is a clean sweep for the zero-to-little asscrack hair society.

I've seen some hairy pits and hairy legs, an inverted nipple or two, but a poopchute Rapunzel? Nope, and I hope I never do.
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:11 PM   #27
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Dude... Why aren't you still running like hell and cleaning yourself off with wet naps whilst in full stride?
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:35 PM   #30
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I was going to start a thread called something like "don't look now but here come the Red Sox fans", but I ran into this thread first. Glad to see nothing has changed around here.
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