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Old 10-11-2010, 11:29 AM   #901
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A game for the season, well documented by Steve Sabol
Chargers got carved like a turkey on a Thanksgiving Day table
First victory in many years over the Bolts, congrats to Tom Cable
Proving yet again when it comes to winning, San Diego's just not able

I hope BOU will finally come to learn his role
This team ain't comin' close to an appearance in the Super Bowl
Your fallin' far short of reachin' that lofty goal
Chargers just took it deep right up their black hole
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:47 AM   #902
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Old 10-11-2010, 04:21 PM   #903
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BOU is rarely at a loss for words
He can't believe we lost to those Oakland Turds
Three times we've gakked on a few key plays
leaving us the loser on three Sundays
That stink of our special teams is really rich
Letting crap teams smack us like their bitch
It's one thing to get beat by a better team
but another by not even the crop, much less the cream
Sure we start slow every year like this
But of the Lombardi so far, we've not even a kiss
Time to get the Bolt juggernaut back on track
Thinking we won't? Lay off the crack.
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Old 10-12-2010, 04:25 PM   #904
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BOU is rarely at a loss for words
He can't believe we lost to those Oakland Turds
Three times we've gakked on a few key plays
leaving us the loser on three Sundays
That stink of our special teams is really rich
Letting crap teams smack us like their bitch
It's one thing to get beat by a better team
but another by not even the crop, much less the cream
Sure we start slow every year like this
But of the Lombardi so far, we've not even a kiss
Time to get the Bolt juggernaut back on track
Thinking we won't? Lay off the crack.
Speaking of crack, on your sig I must jump
It looks just like Rivers is taking a dump
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Old 10-12-2010, 05:36 PM   #905
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Speaking of crack, on your sig I must jump
It looks just like Rivers is taking a dump
If he is maybe you'll catch a whiff
It's the same smell of Patriots you sniff
The Pats beating is coming up in a jiff
No need now to get caught up in a tiff
when we beat you, don't jump off a cliff
It's the regular season so what's the diff?
Kawwwoooosh that's the flush to end this riff
Rivers's hand on the handle, Pats down the bowl in a jiff.
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Old 10-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #906
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If he is maybe you'll catch a whiff
It's the same smell of Patriots you sniff
The Pats beating is coming up in a jiff
No need now to get caught up in a tiff
when we beat you, don't jump off a cliff
It's the regular season so what's the diff?
Kawwwoooosh that's the flush to end this riff
Rivers's hand on the handle, Pats down the bowl in a jiff.
It's strange your obsession with things needing flushing
For down to the sewers your team's season is rushing.
Maybe it's warping your since of perception
Or maybe you're falling for Norvie's deception.
He pretends he can coach and pretends they can play
Yet it all amounts to jack when it comes to game day.
The Bolts can pretend they're a talented team,
But sooner or later they'll wake up from that dream.
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Old 10-13-2010, 12:06 AM   #907
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I am no Charger fan, never have been,
but I once saw their home game, one Halloween.
The Charger Girls came out to cheer on their team,
all dressed up in costume like every man's dream.

There were schoolgirls and teachers and catgirls and maids,
police girls with handcuffs and farm girls with braids.
If BOU goes to this Halloween game,
could he post some more photos, if they dress the same?



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Old 10-16-2010, 02:08 PM   #908
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You want to see something for the cheerleaders that's really rich?
Well, the costumes are done, I just saw the seamstress
New uniforms for Halloween done from scratch to stitch
But don't think they'll be dressed like a french maid or a witch
No, this year to match the players they'll just go dressed as a bitch
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Old 10-17-2010, 04:14 PM   #909
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Hang your head in shame,
your team's an effing sham.
The Chargers lost a game
to the effing Rams???
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:48 PM   #910
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The Chargers suck.
I hope that they keep it up.
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:30 PM   #911
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For what is a team, what has it got?
If not themself, then they has naught.
To say the things one truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows the Chargers blow -
And did it Phil's way!
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:57 PM   #912
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For what is a team, what has it got?
If not themself, then they has naught.
To say the things one truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows the Chargers blow -
And did it Phil's way!
Channeling your inner Paul Anka, I see.

Very nice.
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While they're fun to kick when they're down
Perhaps we should ease up on the Bolts
'cause the Pats are heading into town
and if they lose out there we'll feel like dolts
The only thing worse than a team sucking balls
is when your team loses to the ball-suckers
so I'll refrain from laughing up and down the halls...
at least, until we beat those mother****ers.
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Old 10-17-2010, 09:18 PM   #914
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Patriots at Chargers next week.
A bad team desperate for a win
Will lose by Norm's hand.
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