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Old 01-09-2007, 11:00 AM   #136
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I can hear him now - Who am I? How did I get here?
No, not the Admiral but the Marty, head coach of the Charger
Please remember James Stockdale was a very bright man
Thank god not a part of the Neanderthal Schotty clan

“It’s playoff time, I think I shall panic”
Marty coaches like a dude after a colonic
Washes away what got him to this point.
“Hey Marty you just start smoking that Joint”

As high as a kite is the Super Charger clan
Not know that in the Playoff up steps a real man
See Marty is great, during the regular season
But come playoff time, he is busted for treason

Look at Bill, the real post-season coaching hero
Dropping bombs like the chest of Rita “Sable” Mero
BB has a smart game plan, to be run to perfection
LT will be blamed for the offensive Dissection

So come late Sunday, as I pop some Champagne
And all the Charger fans are weeping in pain
I’ll honestly try to remember Bolts was a good sport
As I laugh at his rhymes, out my nose bubbly will squirt

San Diego fans all dressed in powdered Charger Blue
As Ron Burgundy says, “San Diego Fvck you”
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:45 PM   #137
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Time again to celbrate my lyrical greatness
It's been tough with all the posting of lateness
So many threads dedicated to the coming battle
Each fan claiming his team will slaughter the other like cattle
At the end of the day I want a game that is injury free
Maybe even the most exciting playoff game that will ever be
Certainly when its over we can all be chummy
Even Road Grader with roasted squirrel in his tummy
Just make no mistake Pats fans of the east
One slip up by either team could be a beast
At the end of the day, don't hate me for loving my Bolts
It could be worse, I could be here supporting the Colts.
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:47 PM   #138
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At the end of the day, don't hate me for loving my Bolts
It could be worse, I could be here supporting the Colts.
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Old 01-09-2007, 05:11 PM   #139
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Well holy jesus these threads are jumping!
Bunches of Patsfans doing that Brady leg-humping
Bellicheck the hobo in that silly hoodie
Giving lots of dudes here a serious woody
I just hope its a close game for a quarter
Before Rivers starts lobbing bombs like a mortar
I think you'll commit to stop the run
Watching Rivers make you pay, is gonna be fun.
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Old 01-09-2007, 05:19 PM   #140
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For us a big game is coming, that much is true
In the meantime however, we'll just practice against you
In just a week your players can kick back and shop
For sofas and big screens, after a game they drop
That's cool at least you'll all save some money
Take that Miami savings and spend it on your honey
Meantime I'll post pics of my trip to the big show
In just a few weeks, it will be the Bolts that go.;)
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Old 01-09-2007, 06:59 PM   #141
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Of lyrical assassins I'm the undisputed king
Unfortunately other than TK, no one else here has much to bring
I guess about Pats there just ain't much to sing
I'm almost bored dishing Brady another ding
I'm just impatient for Sunday, that's the thing
The Pats in our house, on a prayer and wing
Unfortunately Brady's gonna have his @$$ in a sling
We're the Flash Gordon to your Emperor Ming
We're the terminus of your post-season fling
On February 4th, we'll finally earn our ring
And I'll be crooning victory songs like that guy Crosby named Bing
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Old 01-09-2007, 07:17 PM   #142
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aww how cute, look at you little girls with the rhyming skill.
I'm not hatin' on you guys just keeping it real
I've seen better poetry on a bathroom stall
you know, the cute little sayings with a number to call
Please save the poetry for Edgar Allen Poe
your skills suck just like a two dollar ho.
I hate to be the one to bring you bad news
but I've heard better rhymes from Dr. Seus.


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Old 01-09-2007, 07:58 PM   #144
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aww how cute, look at you little girls with the rhyming skill.
I'm not hatin' on you guys just keeping it real
I've seen better poetry on a bathroom stall
you know, the cute little sayings with a number to call
Please save the poetry for Edgar Allen Poe
your skills sucks just like a two dollar ho.
I hate to be the one to bring you bad news
but I've heard better rhymes from Dr. Seus.


<3 ya XOXO
VinceYongFan welcome to the show
From your rhyme I can tell you know how to blow
Here you better bring it fresh and hot
Sympathetic to amateurs, surely I am not
Though I'll give you an "A" for effort on your post above
I'm your lyrical master here to make you smell the glove
I'm sure you are well read on Green Eggs and Ham
A big fan you are of that guy Sam I am
Or maybe like Horton you heard a Who??
I really don't know, I just hope you get a clue.
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:06 PM   #145
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aww how cute, look at you little girls with the rhyming skill.
I'm not hatin' on you guys just keeping it real
I've seen better poetry on a bathroom stall
you know, the cute little sayings with a number to call
Please save the poetry for Edgar Allen Poe
your skills suck just like a two dollar ho.
I hate to be the one to bring you bad news
but I've heard better rhymes from Dr. Seus.


<3 ya XOXO
A glock of smack is the weapon I wield
Into your face I'll unload it after to us, the Pats yield
I appreciate your unwavering support
But this year the Bolts shall champion this sport
For now we're just spinning our wheels
Not unlike awaiting all those offseason deals
But for the Pats it's little more than a stay of execution
Sunday from the Bolts, they'll get lethal electrocution.
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Hey Bolts fan I have a good feeling about your team
but they will fall and that will be the end of your dream
for one great man will put it through the air
and that is the great warrior Steve McNair.
don't worry your team will do great next year
the best players that is, the girls on the field who cheer
Yes my rhyme skills are weak, yes it gives me a fright
So I will stop here and wish you a good night.
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Of lyrical assassins I'm the undisputed king
Unfortunately other than TK, no one else here has much to bring
I guess about Pats there just ain't much to sing
I'm almost bored dishing Brady another ding
I'm just impatient for Sunday, that's the thing
The Pats in our house, on a prayer and wing
Unfortunately Brady's gonna have his @$$ in a sling
We're the Flash Gordon to your Emperor Ming
We're the terminus of your post-season fling
On February 4th, we'll finally earn our ring
And I'll be crooning victory songs like that guy Crosby named Bing
Thanks BOU for the lyrical shout
I got a little something that I have to unload about
It's a little flirty birdy and she came down hard
On our lyrical Fight Club and it caught me off guard
Girl, I hear you go by the name VinceYoungFan
What a coincidence! They call me WellHungMan.
I go 6 - 3. About 220
I got brown eyes and rhymes a-plenty
Now, I've been battling with my man Bolts but see
The thing we have in common is we hate the Colts and see
Another thing in common is our squads are ferocious
Our D's are nasty, Offense ferocious
One last thing between Bolts and I
Is we ain't taking no s#!t from you VY
I know your squad is weak but it just ain't right
That you switched from Titans fan to Ravens fan over night
I loved Viniteri but you won't see
Threadkiller backing the Colts cause see I've got loyalty
And I don't want to hear "Blah, blah, blah McNair"
Cause "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah I don't care."
Your squad is your squad, or else your a fraud
Or a New York fan: "Did I say Knicks? I meant Nets, God."
'"Did I say Yankees? I meant Mets."
"Did I say Giants? I meant Jets."
I hate to be hard on you, I'm sure you're nice and shit.
But if you think you want to battle me then you better think twice and quit.
Just stay out of the rhyme battle and stick to flirtin'
Cause you can't hang and that's for certain.
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Thanks BOU for the lyrical shout
I got a little something that I have to unload about
It's a little flirty birdy and she came down hard
On our lyrical Fight Club and it caught me off guard
Girl, I hear you go by the name VinceYoungFan
What a coincidence! They call me WellHungMan.
I go 6 - 3. About 220
I got brown eyes and rhymes a-plenty
Now, I've been battling with my man Bolts but see
The thing we have in common is we hate the Colts and see
Another thing in common is our squads are ferocious
Our D's are nasty, Offense ferocious
One last thing between Bolts and I
Is we ain't taking no s#!t from you VY
I know your squad is weak but it just ain't right
That you switched from Titans fan to Ravens fan over night
I loved Viniteri but you won't see
Threadkiller backing the Colts cause see I've got loyalty
And I don't want to hear "Blah, blah, blah McNair"
Cause "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah I don't care."
Your squad is your squad, or else your a fraud
Or a New York fan: "Did I say Knicks? I meant Nets, God."
'"Did I say Yankees? I meant Mets."
"Did I say Giants? I meant Jets."
I hate to be hard on you, I'm sure you're nice and shit.
But if you think you want to battle me then you better think twice and quit.
Just stay out of the rhyme battle and stick to flirtin'
Cause you can't hang and that's for certain.
Nice there little man but let me break it down to you
Titans are number one, Ravens are number two
Titans are out of the superbowl run
now rooting for the Ravens to get it done
don't worry about little ol' me, but dare to dream
If I were you, I'd be worried about your OWN team
Don't take this as personal smack cuz i got better things to do
but don't underestimate my struggling Titans team you fool
cuz they will be back in a few months, with something to prove.

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There goes Marty does his thing...
Keeping it conservative NO TO's, hand off to LT
Run, Run Pass Punt his hands in his face
why am I such a disgrace.

5-12 in the playoffs you see
last chargers pounding of the patriots in the playoffs most of us were not a gleem in our Dad's eye including me.
Brady to Gafney, Brady to Watson, Brady to Faulk
BoltsOwnU, we are a team you should not mock
Ask the Colts, Steelers and the Jets Last week
Because Coach Marty at the post press conference won't have a word to speak!
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There goes Marty does his thing...
Keeping it conservative NO TO's, hand off to LT
Run, Run Pass Punt his hands in his face
why am I such a disgrace.

5-12 in the playoffs you see
last chargers pounding of the patriots in the playoffs most of us were not a gleem in our Dad's eye including me.
Brady to Gafney, Brady to Watson, Brady to Faulk
BoltsOwnU, we are a team you should not mock
Ask the Colts, Steelers and the Jets Last week
Because Coach Marty at the post press conference won't have a word to speak!
Oh, bringing up the Steelers now? You just wait untill I can think of some good poetic smack.
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