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Old 01-07-2003, 07:53 PM   #76
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I don't know, Shurkis. He looks distraught and traumatized to me.

Yeah, that's it. Distraught and traumatized.

Funny, but none of you guys ever mentioned getting flashed by a female fan in the Pats Posters tell all thread.

Maybe we can find this kid, Shurkis, and request a first-person account of his experience.

I am distraught and traumatized. I missed the first act of official censorship. Some kids have all the luck.

So, tried to slip one past our Alice huh Shurkis? Nice try but you are going to have to be quicker than that. Alice is a goaltender and she is tough to beat stick side. Next time you want to slip a little nudity in you need to get some bodies in front of the net. The book on her is that she can be beaten high to the glove hand but I haven't tested it out myself.

Hey I am curious. We have been so well behaved (and blissfully free from trolls) that no one has even attempted to post obscenities. Does this site have any ****ing filters?
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Old 01-07-2003, 07:59 PM   #77
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IHey I am curious. We have been so well behaved (and blissfully free from trolls) that no one has even attempted to post obscenities. Does this site have any ****ing filters?
I was thinking the same thing about the trolls. Here we are just having fun and talking about football and whatever and getting used to the idea that this is the way it is going to be. I wonder if this place pops up when you do a general search on the Patriots in Google?

I would be perfectly content if we never saw a troll in here but THAT will never happen.

p.s. I was lucky enough to see the pic that Shurkis posted and it was pretty funny, but I knew (sadly) that it had to go.
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Old 01-07-2003, 09:16 PM   #78
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All this talk is nice but.....

There is a song on the soundtrack of the remake of Oceans 11 that is a remix of an obscure Elvis Presley tune and the refrain is:

"A little less conversation and a lot more action" and that is a nice sentiment from the King.

So since I have been accused of being a shameless suckball to curry favor from Alice (untrue, there is some shame involved) and also of recent wussified behavior, I have decided to push the envelope a little and show a pic of my favorite 'lil cheerleader. I thought at first that there might have been a hint of nipple showing but I put the pic under an electron microscope and studied the pixelation detail and have decided it is only a shadow.
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Old 01-07-2003, 11:17 PM   #79
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Hey Hawg and NR!!!

Here's one more in our age range, but most likely out of our league! Please note that the areolas are indeed covered by at least a sheer covering, thus meeting the patriotsplanet girly pic guidelines. What say ye fellow old men?
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Old 01-07-2003, 11:29 PM   #80
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Well, well, if it isn't NoRespect, agent provocateur.

So, we meet again, NoRespect.

...in my opinion, Hawg and Pookie have shown excellent judgment with their transparent attempt to curry favor. Kissing butt is a crucial survival technique.

And so we do Alice, and so we do.

If you want sucking up, then it is shameless sucking up that you shall have. That curry could use a little salt.

As for the impression that I was hoping to discredit the fair Britney, not at all. I was merely hoping to point out the irony of being able to hold her up as an icon of the female sex object while already having your approval on the subject. Currying and otherwise seasoning your favor while promoting my cause at the same time...did it work? Hmmmm.

And I agree, the Avengers was such a cool series and Emma Peel was very sexy. Often imitated but never duplicated. From that woman on The Pretender series, James Bond, Austin Powers and possibly even Get Smart. Secret Agent Man?

That's not a gun baby, THIS is a gun.
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Old 01-07-2003, 11:34 PM   #81
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Here's one more in our age range, but most likely out of our league! Please note that the areolas are indeed covered by at least a sheer covering, thus meeting the patriotsplanet girly pic guidelines. What say ye fellow old men?

You both are doing the lord's work.
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Old 01-08-2003, 04:55 PM   #82
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I gotta talk to AustinChief about this. There has to be some switch he can put on it that changes the default.
There's gotta be a better way Alice.
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Old 01-08-2003, 09:13 PM   #83
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Re: Re: Re: Hey Hawg and NR!!!

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I gotta talk to AustinChief about this. There has to be some switch he can put on it that changes the default.
You should be able to click on the EDIT button on the "offending" POST and then look for a checkbox at the top that says DELETE... check that box than hit the DELETE button to the right... I think...

Go ahead and test it with my next post.

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Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted....
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Bwwwwwaaaahahahahahahaha... That's hilarious!
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That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?
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ok here is another that violates the rules...

a COMPLETELY EXPOSED TIT

(actually this is the Parus Major.. otherwise known as the Great Tit!)
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That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?
Yep! That sure is offensive alright! Matter of fact, it's downright disturbing and I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight in fear that I'll dream of that beauty sitting on my head Hawg!
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ok.. this is it.. my last attempt at stretching the envelope.... a stunning shot of TITS and ASS!
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