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Old 10-11-2018, 08:19 PM   #301
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Mahomes has played well he has benifited greatly from the new rules that make playing defense impossible. Another thing to note last year after about 6 or 7 weeks the other teams figured out andy reid and the chiefs. It got bad to the point they lost to tyrod taylor and the bills and eli and the giants.
And mahomes while he is playing good, he is on a start t
like RG3 and Dak Prescott. Its only a matter of time before he will drop. Regression is coming.
What the fuck did you just say about Patrick Mahomes, you little bitch?

You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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But he doesn't have a laser rocket arm. Key distinction.
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You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just say about Patrick Mahomes, you little bitch?

You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just say about Patrick Mahomes, you little bitch?

You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really fucking good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you fucking idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.


I literally thought this was satire. Good at silencing haters....he has played 5 games. He has not played enough to have haters yet. lol
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It doesn't even sound good...
Nothing made by Bud ever sounds good.
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