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Old 11-02-2006, 02:14 PM   #61
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Originally posted by Hawg73 on 11-02-2006 at 10:28 AM
Very nice response, especially the wallaby part, but I have to admit that I was proud of Chef's throw-down. English isn't his first language (we're not sure what that might be) but he still managed to give you a run for your money.

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

You got a knack for the rhymes, Bolts, but I've decided that I'm holding off on giving you a lesson until the playoffs. Then, it's 8Mile football style.

Word. ;)
Chef was a champ that much is true
I was surely trying to give him his due
I use these rhymes to keep it fun
Though when we finish with you, your season's done
Celebrating the Bolts is my lyrical mission
Against you we'll explode like nuclear fission
When it's over we can all be friends
But watching us own you, well, bring fresh Depends.
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Old 11-03-2006, 03:15 AM   #62
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chef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck ass
here we go again


Belichick choking?
Wtf are you smoking?
You think you are going all the way?
I got a better chance buying LT off ebay.
Your recievers all seem as fast as Michael Vick
but it doesn't matter when Rivers gets picked.
Your D looks like its shot up and taking a nap
Just like Steve Foley's kneecap.
This week we gonna **** the colts
Then get ready to smash the boltz
you got high expectations for your team of lard
to make the superbowl; you'll be lucky to make wildcard.
anyway the super chargers don't seem SO bad
when the team is on vaction in jan dont feel so sad

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Old 11-03-2006, 03:29 AM   #63
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Damn, look at you go chef!

ZING!

LT off of ebay, a classic line!
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Old 11-03-2006, 08:47 AM   #64
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I think chef should talk in rhyme
all the time.

His diction is much improved.
Leaves me in a better mood.

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Old 11-03-2006, 08:50 AM   #65
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I think chef should talk in rhyme
all the time.

His diction is much improved.
Leaves me in a better mood.



It's like the eternal rock music question....why don't British singers sing with a British accent?

Sorry, no rhyming from me
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Old 11-03-2006, 08:52 AM   #66
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It's like the eternal rock music question....why don't British singers sing with a British accent?

Sorry, no rhyming from me
Robert Smith does.
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:01 AM   #67
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BoltsOwnU has come again
in search of a little lyrical zen.
When with a sudden flash, out of the blue,
comes the wordsmith chef with a cleaver for you.
Bolts can't step to a dead kangaroo
ebay smack, and the lard too.
You might as well bow to the new found power
of the Aussie in his poetical tower.
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:10 AM   #68
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There once was a Q B from Indy,
Who blew so hard it got windy,
He sat in the pocket,
Got picked like a locket,
And now his team calls him Cindy.

lame.....
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:44 AM   #69
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Out of the blue from the land of down under
The Chef throws down on the lightning and thunder
San Diego may be classy just like Burgundy said
but the bloke who can't write English is now in Bolts' head
He's our young buck member from the back of beyond
A legend from the continent across the big pond
He's fluent in internet like you read on Myspace
but now he's busting rhymes and getting up in Bolt's face
So Bolts, get busy and put the lawbooks away
'Cuz the kid named Chef has got something to say
If you need some help I got some rhymes I could loan you
You better watch out Bolts, 'cuz pretty soon he will OwnU
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Old 11-03-2006, 10:44 AM   #70
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Here come da chef and he lays the smack down
Like dwayne the rock johnson on doink the clown
I'm a big fan of the chef and his grammatical poise
He's showin us all he can sure bring on the noise
So im raising my glass to the chef, this toast is for you
Boltsownu watch out, or join the dead kangaroo
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Old 11-03-2006, 03:43 PM   #71
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Holy Jesus the man love is crazy
My eyes are welling up, my vision is hazy
the way you all leapt up to cradle Chef's jock
Man, that guy must be sporting a 15 inch c--k!
Now let's dispense with all talk of Pats greatness
We dominated you at home in our game of lateness
We're playing better than ever with Rivers
I'll just bet watching us gives you all shivers
That's okay, I'll have cold ones on ice to let you down easy
Travelling cross country only to get blown out by us, might leave you queasy.
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Holy Jesus the man love is crazy
My eyes are welling up, my vision is hazy
the way you all leapt up to cradle Chef's jock
Man, that guy must be sporting a 15 inch c--k!
Now let's dispense with all talk of Pats greatness
We dominated you at home in our game of lateness
We're playing better than ever with Rivers
I'll just bet watching us gives you all shivers
That's okay, I'll have cold ones on ice to let you down easy
Travelling cross country only to get blown out by us, might leave you queasy.
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:26 PM   #73
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Damn, look at you go chef!

ZING!

LT off of ebay, a classic line!
Zing ding, ba da bing!
To past glory I suggest you cling
Our dynasty is really just beginning
You need an abacus to count all the games we're winning
Chef if I were you I'd get back to cookin'
Maybe improve your pick up lines like "Hey good lookin"
LT on ebay? that was pretty funny
But face it everybody, we all know MY rhymes are money.
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