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Old 08-31-2006, 12:58 PM   #46
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Out of the Blue
Came BoltsOwnU
And he did spit
Upon Annihilus's shoe.
Because in essence he said:
The Bolts crush you dead
when in truth
they'll fall on their head.
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:11 PM   #47
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Originally posted by Annihilus
Out of the Blue
Came BoltsOwnU
And he did spit
Upon Annihilus's shoe.
Because in essence he said:
The Bolts crush you dead
when in truth
they'll fall on their head.
BoltsOwnU would never be so crass
Admit it, Annihilus thinks my rhymes are a gas
Bringing up the past was perhaps unkind
But luckily its a new season and I can't rewind
At least you made the playoffs while we choked
Watching from a sofa, our superbowl ticket revoked
So cling must BoltsOwnU to the isolated moments of power
Last year in New England was perhaps our finest hour
I came to say I look forward to a rematch this season
Since it can only come in the playoffs, for no other reason
That's my effort to throw some support your way
So Annihilus and BlotsOwnU can still be friends, m'kay?

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Old 11-01-2006, 08:36 PM   #48
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I'm just here with a midseason rhyme
A fan of the team who's dominance is simply sublime
Good luck in your match up against the Colts
You guys would make for a nice playoff with the Bolts
Either way we'll take down Colts or Pats
We stomped both last year like tattered doormats
This year no excuses, we must get it done
Resting only after our Superbowl is won
I just like the way we match up against you
Besides us, the teams that can do it well, are very few.
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:33 AM   #49
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chef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck asschef does not suck ass
So boltz you come here think the chargers r all cool?
well they should be down with the dead kangaroo in my pool.
You think they are going to the superbowl?
you no that is as fake as rg's real dolls

The colts r ready for a killing
As we get set for Big Corey Dillon.
They wanna come to our house and show us Baloney?
well we will run all over them with Lauernce Maroney.
Vinatieri will come out and show what he can do
But he will be clearly out-done by ghost's big shoe.
Mr Manning wants to show the punch he can pack
but that ain't easy when you always on your back.
And Dashoe?
well that **** can go **** himself


dam that was shit, anyway that was my first try and you all no my age

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Old 11-02-2006, 03:40 AM   #50
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with the dead rabbit in my pool.


I don't want to know do I?
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Same as the '72 Dolphins. Now, it has become a tired and silly ritual through the years watching these graying and balding men gather each year to pop champagne corks whenever the last unbeaten team falls, and that sad clinging to the past diminishes what they did, and it if there is one thing even Pats-haters can agree on, it's this: a 19-0 Pats team makes that annual ritual disappear, mercifully, forever.

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Old 11-02-2006, 03:42 AM   #51
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changed it for ya then alco
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:43 AM   #52
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changed it for ya then alco
It's just getting stranger, forget I asked. ;)
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Same as the '72 Dolphins. Now, it has become a tired and silly ritual through the years watching these graying and balding men gather each year to pop champagne corks whenever the last unbeaten team falls, and that sad clinging to the past diminishes what they did, and it if there is one thing even Pats-haters can agree on, it's this: a 19-0 Pats team makes that annual ritual disappear, mercifully, forever.

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Old 11-02-2006, 08:37 AM   #53
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Wow...Chef bringing some poetry smack. Nice first try!

Oh yeah, and Bolts? Not THIS year...
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:40 AM   #54
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It's just getting stranger, forget I asked. ;)
The sublime delight that is Chef! Please to remember: It's Chef's world and we're fortunate just to get a glimpse of it.

Good effort Kiddo, keep at it. ;)
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:52 AM   #55
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Chef - u da Man, great job.

one question, was that a homework assignment?

keep up the good work mate

glad your not floogin dog again and finally getting some skuoo work dun.

you showed BOU that He couldn't find his arse with both hands, even if his fingers were flashlights!

well I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun.

g'day mate
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:54 AM   #56
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The dashoe line sealed the deal for me.

3.75 out of 4 stars!
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Not this year?!? You must be joking
I can almost hear the sounds of Belichoking
Congrats to our fan from the land down under
I'll forgive his dissing of the lightning and thunder
Only once however since I'm here to regulate
Soon you'll be watching the Bolts over all, dominate
In the meantime why not throw a shrimp on the barbie
Maybe corral some dingos or stroke your wallaby
I'm just here to predict charger futures
We'll be sending opponents home in grave need of sutures.
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Not this year?!? You must be joking
I can almost hear the sounds of Belichoking
Congrats to our fan from the land down under
I'll forgive his dissing of the lightning and thunder
Only once however since I'm here to regulate
Soon you'll be watching the Bolts over all, dominate
In the meantime why not throw a shrimp on the barbie
Maybe corral some dingos or stroke your wallaby
I'm just here to predict charger futures
We'll be sending opponents home in grave need of sutures.
Very nice response, especially the wallaby part, but I have to admit that I was proud of Chef's throw-down. English isn't his first language (we're not sure what that might be) but he still managed to give you a run for your money.

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

You got a knack for the rhymes, Bolts, but I've decided that I'm holding off on giving you a lesson until the playoffs. Then, it's 8Mile football style.

Word. ;)
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