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Old 08-09-2018, 01:51 PM   #61
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One fine morning I was riding my bicycle down a rural country road near where I live. I notice a car pulled over to the side of the road and a guy standing outside it smoking a butt and probably taking a leak, but something didn't quite look right.

As I get up alongside him I couldn't help but notice he was being orally serviced by a young lady on her knees.

Then again, it was spring and, like pollen, romance was in the air.

I suppose that given the theme of this thread they should both be commended for their commitment to safety.
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prior to the Wrentham outlets I was surveying the land and fell cutting my knee real bad. I limp back to the work truck and being winter I have long johns on so my co worker has me drop my pants so he can bandage up the cut so I can go get stitches.

well a woman walking her dog comes out of the woods to see my pants at my ankles and him kneeling in front of me and thought something that wasn't happening.

Yeah it was pretty funny seeing her look, look again and then scurry away.
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Old 08-09-2018, 02:04 PM   #62
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That's common. Truck drivers always talk about the shit they see. road service is common and they think it is done in a way the truck driver can watch. sometimes it is a dude or chick all alone sharing the moment with the driver.
That was what I saw. Iím in my truck sitting up high and what got my attention was this guy in the next car over looking at me with this huge shit eating grin. Then I noticed why.
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Old 08-09-2018, 03:05 PM   #64
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Old 08-09-2018, 03:26 PM   #65
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Similar but far different story:

prior to the Wrentham outlets I was surveying the land and fell cutting my knee real bad. I limp back to the work truck and being winter I have long johns on so my co worker has me drop my pants so he can bandage up the cut so I can go get stitches.

well a woman walking her dog comes out of the woods to see my pants at my ankles and him kneeling in front of me and thought something that wasn't happening.

Yeah it was pretty funny seeing her look, look again and then scurry away.
She didn't come over to see if she could be of assistance? What is wrong with people in today's world?
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