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Old 07-14-2017, 07:15 PM   #1
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With your soul on the line what is your ALL PORN Team?

Seka WR,
John Holmes LB
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Ron Jeremy QB
Linda Lovelace Slut Receiver
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Tom Savini Head Coach
Peter North DB -"No offense to arachnids, but North shoots a better rope than Spiderman. Watching “The Cum Shot Legend” (we’re hoping that goes on his tombstone) blast face and areola is awe-inspiring. Civilizations have fallen in the time it takes North to empty his tank. It’s obscene. Which is a large part of the appeal. That North comes across as genuinely nice helps in his status as one of the ten best straight male porn stars."

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Old 07-14-2017, 08:21 PM   #2
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Shouldn't Peter North be the qb ?
And shouldn't the back up qb , say put me in coach after half time while peter north takes a nap ?
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:01 PM   #3
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"head coach" takes on a new meaning on this team.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:16 PM   #4
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I'm assuming C is Jenna Jameson, not Natalie Jacobsens lost daughter.
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Old 07-15-2017, 08:41 AM   #5
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Seka WR,
John Holmes LB
Long Dong Silver DE
Ron Jeremy QB
Linda Lovelace Slut Receiver
Jenna Jacobson Center
Tracy Lords TE
Tom Savini Head Coach
Peter North DB -"No offense to arachnids, but North shoots a better rope than Spiderman. Watching “The Cum Shot Legend” (we’re hoping that goes on his tombstone) blast face and areola is awe-inspiring. Civilizations have fallen in the time it takes North to empty his tank. It’s obscene. Which is a large part of the appeal. That North comes across as genuinely nice helps in his status as one of the ten best straight male porn stars."

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Why oh why did I click on this link. Pretty sure my wife will have questions if she ever looks at my browser history.
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:11 PM   #6
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:52 PM   #7
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Seka WR,
John Holmes LB
Long Dong Silver DE
Ron Jeremy QB
Linda Lovelace Slut Receiver
Jenna Jacobson Center
Tracy Lords TE
Tom Savini Head Coach
Peter North DB -"No offense to arachnids, but North shoots a better rope than Spiderman. Watching “The Cum Shot Legend” (we’re hoping that goes on his tombstone) blast face and areola is awe-inspiring. Civilizations have fallen in the time it takes North to empty his tank. It’s obscene. Which is a large part of the appeal. That North comes across as genuinely nice helps in his status as one of the ten best straight male porn stars."

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Oh, ok. I'll play along...

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Old 07-17-2017, 01:56 PM   #8
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What is this porn that you speak of?
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:04 PM   #9
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I think it could be argued that if you could assemble an All Porn team that you probably don't have a soul to lose.
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I won't.

But as for Mia, I think if my plane crashed at sea, she'd make the perfect flotation device. Beyond that, she's beyond me.


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Old 07-18-2017, 06:26 AM   #11
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Hey Pig!,
Did you know the 8th Annual World Naked Bike Ride is this Saturday night in Boston. (Can't start out that way)
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:22 AM   #12
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Did you know the 8th Annual World Naked Bike Ride is this Saturday night in Boston. (Can't start out that way)
seems to be a significant amount of something missing in this picture if in in fact we're talking about a naked bike ride-

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Old 07-18-2017, 10:56 AM   #13
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Old 07-18-2017, 12:19 PM   #14
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I won't.

But as for Mia, I think if my plane crashed at sea, she'd make the perfect flotation device. Beyond that, she's beyond me.


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Mikiemo had a father-in-law who was not allowed to use his inflatable boat because he was not allowed to go out alone despite the water being 5'deep and he being 5'-8".


So Mikiemo was sad, he was a good man who just wanted to sit in the raft and float.

I was upset for the man who had few things that made him happy, THEN it hit me, I went to an adult book store, bought an inflatable doll, put a one piece bathing suit on her, and placed it in his raft... he had someone to float around with... problem solved!!!!

So off he goes and Broom Hilda his wife is upset because her cataract covered eyes sees him with a young woman in the boat who looks like she is laughing with an open mouth. Finally he comes in and she flips out on him, then Mikiemo.....

I was trying not to laugh when I explained "you said he needed someone to go with him and I found someone for him!"

She replied "Blah blah blah no life jacket blah blah blah"

so I explained that "in the excitement of the boat ever popping he could mount the "boat Buddy" and kick himself into shore"

Turns out She popped both his boat and boat buddy.

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seems to be a significant amount of something missing in this picture if in in fact we're talking about a naked bike ride-
ever get it caught in the spokes...
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