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Old 05-13-2004, 10:15 AM   #16
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All good advice, I agree Alice.

Now Oedipus Tex, there is one thing that I failed to address with my earlier remarks. You commented that the sister is a slob, but remember you aren't marrying a housekeeper. In this day and age most women are venturing out of the metaphorical cleaning closet into other rooms of the house. Today, you not only get a housekeeper, but a cook, a lover, a babysitter and a wage-earner to boot! Just because she can't clean isn't reason to abandon ship. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. My advice is to try her cooking and get a look at a few pay stubs while you're at it. You wouldn't buy a horse without riding it now would you? ;)
1) She's Irish. What's that say about the cooking? For that matter, what's a good Brit like me looking at Irish sisters for, apart from typical rape and pillage? ;)

2) She makes good money, but wants to stay home with children when they come.

3) She is a serious slob - like, Mt. Laundry, dirty dishes fill the sink and countertops and I can scrape them off when I need them.

4) Problem solved. I shagged her last night while my g/f was working a late shift. Sweet.

Anyway, she ended up totally seducing ME, and we didn't even talk about it until afterwards.

Just kidding. (C'mon, I got at least one of you!)

Anyway, great responses all around. I really do love my current g/f, and I'm glad I touched a nerve and stimulated good discussion. I'm not sure where this will go, but I'm certain that it isn't going to therapy, that's for sure *little pukie icon*. What is it with you Americans and therapy? Scared to talk to friends?

dchester - I've already had the "feelings for someone else" coversation with my g/f, on both sides.

Maybe I'll just start a cult and demand that both of them be my wives...Hmmm. Who was that Mormen girl in Utah? I should call that guy in prison and get some pointers.
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Old 05-13-2004, 03:09 PM   #17
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[Maybe I'll just start a cult and demand that both of them be my wives...Hmmm. Who was that Mormen girl in Utah? I should call that guy in prison and get some pointers. [/B]
Ummmm, Oed - that girl was about 16. Don't make the same mistake I made when I publicly stated on this site that I wanted to bang the Olsen twins with Hilary Duff as their tag-team partner.

Somebody helpfully hipped me to the fact that they were well underage and I was pretty embarassed to say the least. I thought they all looked like they were at least 18, and just played younger on TV. Nope.
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Old 05-13-2004, 03:18 PM   #18
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Ummmm, Oed - that girl was about 16. Don't make the same mistake I made when I publicly stated on this site that I wanted to bang the Olsen twins with Hilary Duff as their tag-team partner.

Somebody helpfully hipped me to the fact that they were well underage and I was pretty embarassed to say the least. I thought they all looked like they were at least 18, and just played younger on TV. Nope.
Naw, I'm not into that "little girly" look. Although a look of innocence is nice. Oh, wherefore art thou, Katie?
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Ummmm, Oed - that girl was about 16. Don't make the same mistake I made when I publicly stated on this site that I wanted to bang the Olsen twins with Hilary Duff as their tag-team partner.

Somebody helpfully hipped me to the fact that they were well underage and I was pretty embarassed to say the least. I thought they all looked like they were at least 18, and just played younger on TV. Nope.
Well Hawg, I must say, I am simply disgusted by your younger tastes. With that said...you wouldn't happen to have any "videos" or "pictures" of these girls?;) :p
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1) She's Irish. What's that say about the cooking? For that matter, what's a good Brit like me looking at Irish sisters for, apart from typical rape and pillage? ;)

2) She makes good money, but wants to stay home with children when they come.

3) She is a serious slob - like, Mt. Laundry, dirty dishes fill the sink and countertops and I can scrape them off when I need them.

4) Problem solved. I shagged her last night while my g/f was working a late shift. Sweet.

Anyway, she ended up totally seducing ME, and we didn't even talk about it until afterwards.

Just kidding. (C'mon, I got at least one of you!)
I confess, you had me going.
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Anyway, great responses all around. I really do love my current g/f, and I'm glad I touched a nerve and stimulated good discussion. I'm not sure where this will go, but I'm certain that it isn't going to therapy, that's for sure *little pukie icon*. What is it with you Americans and therapy? Scared to talk to friends?
I agree, I think a good friend is better than a therapist any day.
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dchester - I've already had the "feelings for someone else" coversation with my g/f, on both sides.
So don't hold out on us. What did she say about it?
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Maybe I'll just start a cult and demand that both of them be my wives...Hmmm. Who was that Mormen girl in Utah? I should call that guy in prison and get some pointers.
If you're able to pull that off, would you be willing to provide a transcript that I could use with my wife? My argument of 50% less house work wasn't nearly persuasive enough.

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Old 06-15-2004, 10:36 AM   #21
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Note, I'm not going to try to make this particularly readable, but you'll all get the point.

Update:

Tex is fuct. Sister came on to me in a big way. Not really subtle, to the point where I couldn't try to laugh it off, and asked her what the hell she was doing.

She backed off, and said, "don't you know?" Embarrassed as hell, a little hurt.

I told her I *did* know, but I was heavily involved with her sister, and what the hell did she think she was doing with all of this.

She said she didn't know, but she didn't want to have regrets from NOT letting me know how she felt. She was practically in tears. I asked if she had talked to her sister. No. She didn't want to start a big row if there was nothing to come of it.

I pointed out that she was, apart from sisters, essentially best friends with her sister. She started pacing, saying "I know, I know!" I asked what she expected me to do with all of this. She didn't know. She really came into it without a real plan.

Then...then it got really bad. She looks at me, up real close, and says: "Was I wrong in thinking you were feeling the same way?" Huge beautiful eyes about a foot away from mine. In an amazing display of strength, I stood up, turned around, and said, "This conversation is over." I walked out, drove home, and told my g/f that I'd gotten sick.

This turned out not to be a lie, as I ended up with blueballs like I haven't seen since I was about 12.

What the f*ck do I do now, folks?
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:45 AM   #22
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Yikes man - I don't miss that kinda sh!t, that's for damn sure. This is similar to something that happened to me in the past and I'm sure damn glad it's in the past.

You did the right thing, I think. Not knowing the girls involved though, I'm not sure I can give you any advice. If it were me, I'd stay status quo. If it doesn't end up working out with the one you're with down the road...who knows.

I know - not a lot of damn help, but I feel for ya.
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:08 AM   #23
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My advice:

Hook up with the sister. It sounds like things aren't meant to be with your girlfriend, which leads me to believe that when the relationship ends your only regret will be never having slept with her hot sister.

But then again if you knew my track record with women you probably wouldn't take my advice.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:31 PM   #24
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Wow, what a turn of events

First off, props for the strong will power. I'm sure many here would not have had the same.

At least you now know how she feels. But, unfortunately, you have a new set of problems.

Once and for all, you have to decide where you stand with the g/f. Reading between the lines, you seem to be comitted to that relationship. If true, this has to be made clear to little sis. There can be no ambiguity. More than likely, this also eliminates the possibility of getting together if things don't work out with current g/f (which would be uncomfortable to say the least).

But there's another problem lurking. Current g/f will likely sense that something's wrong. It will be difficult for both you and little sis to act as if nothing happened. Can little sis deal with the guilt of betraying big sis? How will big sis react if you try to hide it and she finds out? How will she act if you're upfront and tell her what happened? In an ideal world, the g/f will live in the "ignorance is bliss" world. But women tend to be very intuitive in these matters. She will always be looking at the two of you and wondering.

Not an enviable position to be in. If you were in it for just a casual romp then you'd be in bachelor heaven. But this is obviously not the case. As Anni said, not knowing the parties involved, its difficult to give credible advice. But the one thing I do think is that a followup conversation is needed to set things straight.

Good luck with it all.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:43 PM   #25
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I'm realizing, more and more, and I guess I've known for the better part of 10 months now, that I love my girlfriend.

Like a sister in law.

This is total agony. Let's say, hypothetically, that I am able to make it work between the sisters. Just, for the sake of argument, lets say that that all comes up roses and I'm able to make the switch.

Let's go on further to say that I end up seriously involved with sister. Then what? I'm sure the REST of the family, like gun-toting papa, will be REALLY pleased with this whole turn of events, right?

And that's a best case scenario.

Sh!t.
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OK, now you've just thrown another twist to the scenario. Now you're saying that you love your current g/f like a sister-in-law. That's not fair to her. You need to resolve this issue first, as if the little sis was not in the picture.

If you end the relationship, you need to let things cool down for a little bit. Let little sis know that there's a possibility, but you need time to sort things out. If you don't immediately jump into things, the family may see it as a natural progression from friends to lovers.
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Okay, let me try to relate a story. Similarly I had a college girlfriend who I was really into...UNTIL...I met her roommate. Long story short, I slept with the roommate, girlfriend found out, relationship ended, and I realized that I really didn't like the roomate as much as I'd thought.

My advice, hook up with the sister, break up with the girlfriend, and then go on your merry way.

Unfortunately you are no longer in love with your girlfriend, but I am hear to tell you that it CAN'T work out with the sister, it just CAN'T and even if it could, is she really worth the HELL that you will have to go through in order to get it to work out???

This way, you break up with the girlfriend (which is inevitable), that way you don't have to lie awake at night regretting the fact that you never took advantage of the sisters advances, and finally - you will be newly single! Which is NEVER a bad thing.

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If you don't bang the sister, I will lose all respect for you. Your g/f doesn't have to know. Jeez man. Get a grip. Bang her now while you have the chance. If you don't love your g/f, she's gonna get the picture and then you won't have a reason to go around the house. Bang her now while you have the chance. Don't let this opportunity slip by. Then, after you bang the sister, you ask your g/f if you can have a threesome with her sister. If she says yes, it's all good. If she says no, she throws you out, the sister comes and visits once in a while and you stay on the prowl the whole time. C'mon thsi is caveman stuff. You shouldn't be just learning this lesson.
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Let me reiterate (if I have, in fact, ever iterated in the first place) that I've never cheated on a girlfriend and I don't intend to start now.

So let's have advice starting from that premise, okay?
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So let's have advice starting from that premise, okay?

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Man, I am sorry dude. I can't seem to come up with any good advice as I do not see a way for this to come out all good. I guess part of the question may be, do you think you could love the little sister? Or are you just in love with the idea of her?

I think the best thing I have seen on here is what bideau said in that try to forget about the little sis for now and concentrate on what you want to do in the current relationship. If you truly do not feel as you should for her, break it off, but DO NOT go and hook up with little sis right away. Do some dating. Wait a few months. Keep a friendship with the little sis if she is interested. If something is possible then, make sure that it won't ruin the close sisterly relationship (in other words, after waiting for some time, get little sis to find out if its okay with big sis to date you, or if it will strain their relationship too much.)

Sucks dude.

Best is probably washing your hands of both.
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