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Old 09-05-2008, 01:27 PM   #151
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Man this thread is making me so bad I might pee myself!
I bet the "Hogmaster" gets sprayed with pig pee once in a while. Would that be considered a "Golden Shower with a side of bacon?"

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Old 09-05-2008, 01:27 PM   #152
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:28 PM   #153
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"The Hog industry is in shambles".



Which means your meat prices will soon double!
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:28 PM   #154
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To kepp my 1500 sows bred I keep 19 -20 boars for AI and 20 teaser boars. Teaser boars are used to work the sows to find the ones in heat.
So those would be the fluffers.
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:28 PM   #155
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:28 PM   #156
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I think only the guys might need them.


Man we needed this thread

Thanks Hog thanks, made my day to laugh this much at one time
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:28 PM   #157
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Man this thread is making me so bad I might pee myself!
Quick! Someone get out the 12" carpeted steel pipe!!!!! We put some TBl urine on it, and we can trick Dwight!!!!!!
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:29 PM   #158
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Which means your meat prices will soon double!
Dude, after reading this thread, I am never eating meat again.

ps- I think I found a piece of your fingernail in my sausage sandwich the other day....
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:29 PM   #159
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Jesus Christ! I come on here to explain that the Pats suck and find myself explaining pig humping procedures. I will be civil and answer your questions.

Boars are trained to mount an artificial dummy. After they have done it once or twice they are easily collected. The dummy is basically a piece of horizontal 12" steel pipe on a stand. The pipe is covered with carpet. to train the young n00b boars you take urine from a sow (or Dwights mother) in heat and pour on the carpet. Pigs are like Dwight , they will screw anything.

To kepp my 1500 sows bred I keep 19 -20 boars for AI and 20 teaser boars. Teaser boars are used to work the sows to find the ones in heat.
Pretty clever hogf$cker!

Unlike our eloquent author, I had to step away for a nice roast beef sandwich and apple for lunch.

Pig-tugger, on the other hand, opted for the quart of pulled-pork sans bread.

You know, in true Atkins fashion.

Fighting for a better fit in dem overalls.
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So those would be the fluffers.
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:31 PM   #161
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I bet the "Hogmaster" gets sprayed with pig pee once in a while. Would that be considered a "Golden Shower with a side of bacon?"

and so it continues LMFAO!!!!
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:31 PM   #162
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:31 PM   #164
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Quick! Someone get out the 12" carpeted steel pipe!!!!! We put some TBl urine on it, and we can trick Dwight!!!!!!
WTF who says I will be sharing my urine! It's mine! LOLOL
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:32 PM   #165
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WTF who says I will be sharing my urine! It's mine! LOLOL
did you know they use horse urine in the drug Premarin?*sp*
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