Guilty Pleasures - The thread where you fess up

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[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
-- That's Mr. Cupcake to you.


Although, I fear it is only second prize. You are forgetting the horrible stigma that Alice has lived with lo these many years. That dark secret she has hidden along with the tattered Wayne Newton albums under the mattress. The covers burnished and worn from too many late night Polkas....

As Wayne himself put it best:

"You can take a man's money but when it's all said and done you've only taken his money; when you take a man's time, you've taken a part of his life" -- Wayne Newton

Don't you wish you could get it back?

True, true. Poor Alice. Her nights snatched away by the swooning sounds of Wayne.

Originally posted by Hawg73
Your pain is delicious. Now comes the time on Schprockets ven we cringe.

Ver isse our Alice anyvay? The taunting is not as sweet without her response. Great photo by the way.

[Spirit of 76]

I like to watch the Spanish channels with the Hot Chicks and have NO CLUE what is going on....except the cleavage part.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by bideau
First of all, Moulin Rouge is one of my favorites. But Nicole Kidman has alot to do with it.

I love musicals, especially Les Miserable and Miss Saigon. But my biggest confession is.....one of my favorite TV series is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Watch it religously, including reruns. MY family has even started buying me the series DVDs as gifts.

Wow, I feel better now that I've gotten that off my chest. Now I can go trolling the net for more girlie pics.

Like Bideau, I also like musicals (I might as well say I like showtunes....). In fact, I really liked Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat starring Donny Osmond. That's right tough guys, Donny Freakin' Osmond. You got a problem with that?;)

If you told me twenty years ago that one day I would pay 60 bucks for the privilege of seeing him on stage and LIKE it I would have put a bullet in my head.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by Spirit of 76
I like to watch the Spanish channels with the Hot Chicks and have NO CLUE what is going on....except the cleavage part.

Spirit.....I think you missed the point here. We allllll watch the spanish channel for the hot chicks (and they are great).

You need to post something that you are embarassed about.

[Peg]

So, Hawg--
Is this where I am supposed to feel "guilty" for liking to kiss the fish before I release 'em?! LOL!!
Sorry, but I don't feel the tiniest amount of guilt from having this fetish...
Now, maybe I SHOULD feel guilty about spending an inordinate amount of discretionary income on my shoe fetish...
Sorry--that is the most shocking thing that I could come up with!... Guess I am just not wild-n-crazy anymore...
Now I can get back to my favorite past time of watching the paint dry...
p.s.--The whole "show tunes" thread reminded me of a funny story where the punch line is: "What KIND of gay guy ARE you, anyway?!" Know it?... (Ooh and btw, that was not intended to be some sort of "if the shoes fits..." kind of comment!) See?! I can't avoid the shoes!!

[ItsGood_ItsGood]

Since Season One, neither Mrs. ItsGood or I have missed an episode of "Buffy," even if we have had to resort to setting the VCR before going on vacation. Clever writing, hot chicks who kick ass, comedy, allegories flying everywhere. For once, the critics (who unanimously praise the show) are right.

Hawg is well aware of what I am now about to confess...on a midnight surf casting beer fest on Cape Cod, I cleansed my soul by admitting that I sat in the driveway for five full minutes because I didn't want to turn off "Copacabana" by the underappreciated genius, Barry Manilow.

I hope YOU all can understand what I recently told Mrs. ItsGood, who is the greatest expert on figure skating this side of Dick Button...Rudy Galindo has brought more good times and laughter into my life than Adam Vinateri. Witness below his crowd fave "Village People" medley.

Someday, I hope this makes me feel better than it does right now.

Originally posted by ItsGood_ItsGood
...Rudy Galindo has brought more good times and laughter into my life than Adam Vinateri. Witness below his crowd fave "Village People" medley.

IGIG:

It takes a big man to admit that. Thanks for sharing. The rest of us were just kidding by the way.....

[pookie]

Originally posted by ItsGood_ItsGood
Since Season One, neither Mrs. ItsGood or I have missed an episode of "Buffy," even if we have had to resort to setting the VCR before going on vacation. Clever writing, hot chicks who kick ass, comedy, allegories flying everywhere. For once, the critics (who unanimously praise the show) are right.

Hawg is well aware of what I am now about to confess...on a midnight surf casting beer fest on Cape Cod, I cleansed my soul by admitting that I sat in the driveway for five full minutes because I didn't want to turn off "Copacabana" by the underappreciated genius, Barry Manilow.

I hope YOU all can understand what I recently told Mrs. ItsGood, who is the greatest expert on figure skating this side of Dick Button...Rudy Galindo has brought more good times and laughter into my life than Adam Vinateri. Witness below his crowd fave "Village People" medley.

Someday, I hope this makes me feel better than it does right now.

1) That can be no other than Freddy Mercury on figure skates for cryin' out loud!

2) Sorry, but Barry Manilow's best song is "Oh Mandy".....

[Hawg73]

It's_Good,

I should have given you props for the general concept of this thread. I have to watch my attributions.

Galindo? Maybe you want to clarify that statement a bit. We don't take to such blasphemy lightly.

Remember that scene in, I think it was Blazing Saddles when everytime somebody mentioned Randolph Scott, all the cowboys would take their ten-gallon hats off and place them over their hearts and say wistfully "Randolph Scott!" . We should do something like that everytime somebody mentions Adam.

[Peg]

Hey, Hawg--
Were you directing that last reply of yours to me?... No worries--YOU can take credit for the idea for this thread, (even though we both know that you plagiarized the idea! LOL!)
Besides, I know how much it means to show-tune-lovin' He-men, such as yourself! Hee-hee! j/k! (NOT!)
p.s.--maybe my memory is failing me, but I was associating the funny story with "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." Am I wrong?!... What say ye?...
by-the-by, I have just been catching up on reading the posts here and I'm glad that you and IGIG & DKM are all okay after that bus accident... How was the skiing, though? All this snow must be good for something besides shovelling!

[pookie]

Originally posted by Peg
Hey, Hawg--
Were you directing that last reply of yours to me?... No worries--YOU can take credit for the idea for this thread, (even though we both know that you plagiarized the idea! LOL!)
Besides, I know how much it means to show-tune-lovin' He-men, such as yourself! Hee-hee! j/k! (NOT!)
p.s.--maybe my memory is failing me, but I was associating the funny story with "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." Am I wrong?!... What say ye?...
by-the-by, I have just been catching up on reading the posts here and I'm glad that you and IGIG & DKM are all okay after that bus accident... How was the skiing, though? All this snow must be good for something besides shovelling!

Go ahead Hawg... Tell Peg how the skiing was.... bwaaaahahahahahaha!!

[Peg]

Pook--I don't get it... Am I missin' somethin'?!...

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by Peg
Hey, Hawg--
Were you directing that last reply of yours to me?... No worries--YOU can take credit for the idea for this thread, (even though we both know that you plagiarized the idea! LOL!)
Besides, I know how much it means to show-tune-lovin' He-men, such as yourself! Hee-hee! j/k! (NOT!)
p.s.--maybe my memory is failing me, but I was associating the funny story with "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." Am I wrong?!... What say ye?...
by-the-by, I have just been catching up on reading the posts here and I'm glad that you and IGIG & DKM are all okay after that bus accident... How was the skiing, though? All this snow must be good for something besides shovelling!

I wasn't directing it at you Peg. Yeah, it was kind of IG's idea, but I started the thread first.

As far as the skiing goes, your guess is as good as mine. We never got within 15 miles of the mountain. They closed the roads.

And no, your memory is as frighteningly accurate as ever. The episode where I snapped at an overly chatty gay guy to pipe down in the middle of "Whorehouse" - he apologized profusely and said that he was sorry but it was his first musical and he was all excited.

The line that I didn't quite have the balls to say and will regret to my dying day would have been:

"FIRST MUSICAL? What kind of gay guy ARE you?