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Old 06-28-2007, 01:32 PM   #61
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Maybe you guys aren't so scary after all (knocking on wood). As to my heritage: I'm from my mother. As to my age: think cheddar cheese. Parting thought for today: Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning: "One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" (1966)
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oldbagfan......hmmmmm -- this could make you a seasoned-citizen guy or a experienced/worldly lady

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Old 06-28-2007, 04:38 PM   #62
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Maybe you guys aren't so scary after all (knocking on wood). As to my heritage: I'm from my mother. As to my age: think cheddar cheese. Parting thought for today: Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning: "One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" (1966)


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All noobs must answer the following multiple-choice questions before it can be satisfactorarirly determined that they are acceptable contributors.

1.) Lesbian porno is:
a.] hot
b.] a turn-on
c.] makes me have an accident in my Jockey shorts
d.] all of the above

2.) Real Dolls are:
a.] perfectly socially acceptable
b.] easy to clean if you use hot water and soap
c.] okay to play dress-up with
d.] all of the above

3.) The Colts, Dolphins, Raiders, and Broncos:
a.] suck
b.] way suck
c.] suck big-time
d.] all of the above

4.) The best acting job in history was done by:
a.] Tim Curry in "It"
b.] Tim Curry in "Clue"
c.] Tim Curry in "Legend"
d.] Tim Curry in "The Three Musketeers"

5.) The hottest chick in the world is:
a.] Reon Kadena
b.] Jennifer Love Hewitt
c.] Salma Hayek
d.] anyone willing and fairly conscious

6.) Lawyers are:
a.] all scum except for SOKB
b.] soulless and evil except for SOKB
c.] heartless and wicked except for SOKB
d.] excellent shots

7.) Hot teens are:
a.] acceptable for ogling but nothing more
b.] off-limits if they're 16 or under
c.] if 18 or older, good for putting, er, massage oil on
d.] all of the above

8.) Surfing for pr0n is:
a.] an admirable pastime if the wife isn't around
b.] fun to do as long as your keyboard isn't sticky
c.] not a good idea at work
d.] all of the above

9.) The best sports team in history was:
a.] the 2001 Patriots
b.] the 2003 Patriots
c.] the 2004 Patriots
d.] it's too hard to choose, but I think it was the Patriots

10.) You have uttered the following phrase recently:
a.] "Me so horny, me love you long time"
b.] "that is teh gay"
c.] "all your Super Bowls are belong to Belichick"
d.] all of the above
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All noobs must answer the following multiple-choice questions before it can be satisfactorarirly determined that they are acceptable contributors.

1.) Lesbian porno is:
a.] hot
b.] a turn-on
c.] makes me have an accident in my Jockey shorts
d.] all of the above

2.) Real Dolls are:
a.] perfectly socially acceptable
b.] easy to clean if you use hot water and soap
c.] okay to play dress-up with
d.] all of the above

3.) The Colts, Dolphins, Raiders, and Broncos:
a.] suck
b.] way suck
c.] suck big-time
d.] all of the above

4.) The best acting job in history was done by:
a.] Tim Curry in "It"
b.] Tim Curry in "Clue"
c.] Tim Curry in "Legend"
d.] Tim Curry in "The Three Musketeers"

5.) The hottest chick in the world is:
a.] Reon Kadena
b.] Jennifer Love Hewitt
c.] Salma Hayek
d.] anyone willing and fairly conscious

6.) Lawyers are:
a.] all scum except for SOKB
b.] soulless and evil except for SOKB
c.] heartless and wicked except for SOKB
d.] excellent shots

7.) Hot teens are:
a.] acceptable for ogling but nothing more
b.] off-limits if they're 16 or under
c.] if 18 or older, good for putting, er, massage oil on
d.] all of the above

8.) Surfing for pr0n is:
a.] an admirable pastime if the wife isn't around
b.] fun to do as long as your keyboard isn't sticky
c.] not a good idea at work
d.] all of the above

9.) The best sports team in history was:
a.] the 2001 Patriots
b.] the 2003 Patriots
c.] the 2004 Patriots
d.] it's too hard to choose, but I think it was the Patriots

10.) You have uttered the following phrase recently:
a.] "Me so horny, me love you long time"
b.] "that is teh gay"
c.] "all your Super Bowls are belong to Belichick"
d.] all of the above






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awww JD, I you for # 3....;)
We have a couple of things in common.

#1: we have spectacular asses. ;)

#2: we hate the Broncos.

I hate their thin air advantage. I hate their "Mile High Salute". I hate "In-com-plete!" I hate John Elway and his horseface, I hate Sharpe and his "Call out the National Guard!", I hate the fact that they tend to dominate the Pats even when the Pats were winning the Super Bowls, I hate their uniforms that look like a big sweatstain, I hate Dan Reeves. I hate their slimy intent-to-injure play-like-pussies chop-blocking.

Aside from that, they're okay.
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Oops. Scrod up already! Big tnx to UT for kindly assistance to the elderly and am now remembering his sage advice to watch out for RG (sounds like state abbreviations). Sorry to have nothing of particular merit to contribute to the pool, so I'll jump back into the bushes with this important comment from New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

Hey dont be dissin George Rogers. The man is considered a saint around here. Course most people dont realize thats because he played for the Saints.
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They say Freak. When youre singled out. The Red. It filters through. So lay down, the threat is real when his sight goes red again.
That was. Incoherent and. I don't know. when speaking. in fragments became. a staple of this. bo.ard. Maybe I should. hang around. more often.

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We have a couple of things in common.

#1: we have spectacular asses. ;)

#2: we hate the Broncos.

I hate their thin air advantage. I hate their "Mile High Salute". I hate "In-com-plete!" I hate John Elway and his horseface, I hate Sharpe and his "Call out the National Guard!", I hate the fact that they tend to dominate the Pats even when the Pats were winning the Super Bowls, I hate their uniforms that look like a big sweatstain, I hate Dan Reeves. I hate their slimy intent-to-injure play-like-pussies chop-blocking.

Aside from that, they're okay.




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