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Old 09-30-2005, 02:32 PM   #16
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Well done!!! Can we nominate him for troll of the month?
dmachine......

or at least "This Week's Straw That Stirs the Drink"

pickins were slim with not enougn haters from SD

(unless you count fregon or freon - the FOLEY-guy)
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Old 09-30-2005, 02:44 PM   #17
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Old 09-30-2005, 02:50 PM   #18
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Old 09-30-2005, 02:56 PM   #19
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I will not become his fool
pats take bolts to school
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Old 09-30-2005, 03:00 PM   #20
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hehehe, thanks. Nice work by the way, haiku that rhymes! The double!
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Old 09-30-2005, 03:22 PM   #21
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showed the Bolts fans the door
do same to Pittsburgh
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Old 09-30-2005, 03:43 PM   #22
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Old 09-30-2005, 03:49 PM   #23
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Old 09-30-2005, 03:50 PM   #24
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Over fruited plains
Streak electric lightning bolts
Arrive powerless.

Mighty mighty bolts
Flying higher than the Colts
Find out why they lose.

Boltsownyou is nice
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Sad after Sunday.
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SWEET ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
Too much all rhymey thinkin'
I feel my penis shrinkin.
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If it weren't for all the white people trying to bust rhymes, this thread would probably have turned out pretty cool.
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:00 PM   #27
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SWEET ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
Too much all rhymey thinkin'
I feel my penis shrinkin.
sit in cold water
your penis will grow shorter
pats still beat the bolts
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:08 PM   #28
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A fall day in New England,
The air cool, the sun bright.
Trees turn to works of art,
Truly a beautiful sight.

Even more beautiful though,
Is the scene on the field.
The Patriots demolishing the Bolts,
Simply refusing to yield.

Poor LT, no where to run.
Gates is held in check.
Brees throws to the Pats DBs
For the Chargers it's a wreck.

Bolts can't seem to stop the Pats
They're beat up all day.
Marty ball's just no fun
When the Pats come to play.

But Bolt fans, don't be glum
Losing 58-10 ain't that bad.
On the bright side, you're great fans,
And think of all the fun we've had.

Wish you luck in the season ahead,
After you recover from your licks.
I'd prefer the Chargers win the West
For the other teams' fans are pricks.
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Old 09-30-2005, 06:45 PM   #30
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I think maybe you've all been smoking crack
Doubting the omnipotence of the Bolt attack
Only Cliff Clavin could think for a minute
That after the first quarter your team will be in it
At least you don't have to deal with it often
but stop with all this chatter like flipper the dolphin
EEEEE EEEE shriekin' about the Pats
You guys are the balls, Bolts are the bats;)
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