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Old 02-12-2016, 02:53 AM   #1
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Political Humor

I was thinking we could use a thread for political humor - a long American tradition, to maybe lighten things up. Stuff that isn't really partisan, but just funny.

I was looking at things on Youtube and came across this video of Robert Smiegel as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog behind the scenes ragging on people at one of the Democratic debates. There's some pretty funny stuff. He's done this at Republican events too. He's not political, just good at fvcking with people.

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Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie

I'll admit, I didn't watch the entire 55 minutes, but it got decent reviews in the press.

NY Times story behind the production.
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Old 02-12-2016, 02:01 PM   #3
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There's a million of these...
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Old 02-12-2016, 02:06 PM   #4
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20 Political Pickup Lines To Use This Valentineís Day

1. I must be Uncle Sam because I WANT YOU
2. If you were a president, youíd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
3. George Washington might not like political parties, but Iíd like to party with you
4. Did you say hello to Reagan before you fell from Heaven?
5. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
6. I bet youíre glad they donít tax good looks
7. Letís discuss the state of THIS union.
8. Are you going to give me your phone number, or should I ask the NSA?
9. Our date will live in infamy
10. Even Obama wouldnít veto you
11. I think youíre violating the Alien and Seduction Acts
12. I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of you
13. You look like my future first lady.
14. You must be an Obama entitlement program, because youíre raising my interest rate.
15. Hereís my number-call me legis-Later
16. Looking at you raises my spirits like Obama raises the National Debt
17. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but youíre stealing my heart.
18. Hey girl, Iíd put you in my binder

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It says 20, I only see 18.
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Old 02-14-2016, 05:01 PM   #6
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I suppose this is as good a place as any to tell my variation on a famous JFK speech.
We choose...

We choose to go to her room in this hotel and do the wild thing,

not because she is easy, but because I am haaaaard.
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I'll admit, I didn't watch the entire 55 minutes, but it got decent reviews in the press.

NY Times story behind the production.
It was eh...
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This is pretty good.

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Some closed captioning from last night's GOP debate...

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The reality of the GOP primary is more humorous than any joke right now.

They are making dick jokes about each other, seriously.
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The reality of the GOP primary is more humorous than any joke right now.

They are making dick jokes about each other, seriously.
At least 25% of the country will be voting for president on the basis of sexual organs this year.

Dick jokes are totally relevant in 2016.
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This is a comedy show, but what he's saying is devastating. If Trump's opponents had done a better job of hitting him with a lot of this early on, he wouldn't have gained so much momentum. WTF did Jeb Bush spend $120 million on?
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