THE OFFICIAL: N00bs ~~ Jump In The Water's Fine Here Thread

[mgoblue101415]

Welcome out of hiding Ponder

Christ.... RG tries to get lurkers out of the bushes and brings out another fricken Colts fan.

Damn... Did I say that out loud? Or, I guess it would be writing out loud. But can you really write out loud? I guess it would just be actually writing.

Whatever.



Anyway.... Colts fans are fine. We welcome the poor creatures. Think of us as kind of a mission. We take in all of the football God's poor creatures. I mean, D22 is still swimming around the asylum, so that right there shows you that we pretty much welcome everyone.



And Real Genius is one of the most underrated movies ever. I mean, seriously, that was Val Kilmer at his comedic best. Top Secret doesn't even come close to comparing. The one-liners never stop. Chris Knight is one of my most favorite humorous, sarcastic characters ever.

Chris: Kent puts his name on his license plate.

Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.

Chris: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?



Chris: Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

[RoadGrader]

Originally posted by Ponder on 06-22-2007 at 01:37 PM
Okay. Sorry. Side trip.

My sig line is paraphrased from Real Genius, right? Val Kilmer is depressed and says, "I was thinking about the immortal words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what?'"

So, the other line that's great in that movie is when Val is going to that gathering at William Atherton's house wearing those doodlebugs on his head. Some stuffy guy says to him, Why are you wearing that thing on your head?" Val replies, "Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."

in case you didn't quite understand mgoblue's response to your above post.........

"(((ding))) You are now free to move about The Planet"

[Ponder]

MGO, you said that so much better than I did. Almost exactly what I was thinking was "All they need at PP is another freakin Colts fan."

Other Real Genius Quote:
Chris: "I passed but I failed"
Lazlo: "Then I'm happy and sad for you."

[Ponder]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 06-22-2007 at 01:21 PM
in case you didn't quite understand mgoblue's response to your above post.........

"(((ding))) You are now free to move about The Planet"

Thanks.

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by Ponder on 06-22-2007 at 01:23 PM
Other Real Genius Quote:
Chris: "I passed but I failed"
Lazlo: "Then I'm happy and sad for you."

At the pool party.....


"Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex."

[Ponder]

I forgot about that one. There were so many great visual gags in that movie: the pulsating citroen, the geeky girl (can't remember the character's name, hope that doesn't offend anyone) using the pool party to conduct a scuba experiment and, of course, the giant pan of Jiffy Pop at the end.

Did Real Genius show up in the movie quote thread?

That being said, any time someone mentions Chocoate Mousse, I think of Top Secret.

[southcarolina]

Hello ponder. My name is southcarolina and i like tomatoes.

[Ponder]

Thanks SC. I've been enjoying your posts for a while now.

I'll say one other thing for the planet. The "Die Morman Scum" thread was amazing for the information, the candor and the reasonableness in a thread about religion. I wasn't sure I'd ever see anything like that on the internet.

[southcarolina]

I wasnt around for the Mormon Scum thread, but im sure that if i would have been, i would have made it even more memorable. Thats how great i am.

[JD10367]

Never understood Mormons. Who in their right mind would want multiple wives? Most of us can't handle one!

[chiefsgal*]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 06-21-2007 at 01:50 PM
Summer's Officially here today and Your Planet Needs You N00bs..........

Time to stop lurking and jump right into the cool, refreshing waters of PatriotsPlanet by making your introductory posts here, I mean what the hell are you waiting for?

Nothing much is going on with Training Camp not open yet, no Planet regulars are having (or admitting to having) any affairs they want to talk about -- WE NEED SOME FRESH INPUT, Dammit

Be the 1st on your block to jump in -- we won't bite (at least not hard enough to leave any of those incriminating marks The Authorities like to find)

Especially any of you shy, retiring women out there who have been dying for more excitement in your lives -- why not rip those nasty, restricting clothes off your bad selves, jump into the cool pool we have here and make those fine [Mod edit for content] of yours stand out prominently, your [Mod edit for content] uplifted in proud testament of the fact that your outer beauty is simply a facade hiding your inner beauty yearning to be free

Soccer moms welcome --- Rugby chicks too, maybe (if you're hetero -- [know what I'm talkin'?] )

I can promise you all (even you guys) a hale and hearty welcome here, unless you prove to deserve otherwise

Maybe even The Clown that runs this joint will make this thread a Sticky (whether you N00bs turn it into one anyway with a hawt 1st post) if he's not too busy juggling his balls back there wherever he is

the thread is now yours

you left out an important part.....you forgot to tell the bronco fans to just keep on lurking.......

[Annihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 06-22-2007 at 09:27 AM
Welcome Ponder.

What a long time to lurk, but I think a lot of new people have felt the same way you do - that we have a tight community that they would feel they are interrupting. I would like to assure you and them that this is not the case. One of our favorite things is when a good new user comes along and adds his/her voice to the chorus. It it always cool to see new people integrate with the old.

Who you callin' old you freakin' clown?



BTW, glad you came out of hiding, Ponder....welcome to the posting life! Condolences on the Colt's fan thing you've got going on.

[Annihilus]

Originally posted by RoadGrader on 06-22-2007 at 12:21 PM


2.) dashoe: ........and it came to me what a skilled craftsman he really was at what he does

Yeah, most guys aren't that flexible.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 06-24-2007 at 12:14 AM
Who you callin' old you freakin' clown?

I thought you liked getting old?

[Annihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 06-24-2007 at 10:29 AM
I thought you liked getting old?

Actually, getting older is pretty cool....though Annihilus hasn't really reached 'old' status yet.

Now Ras on the other hand.....

Really, getting called old by a clown with razor teeth is just disturbing.