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Old 04-27-2017, 08:06 AM   #916
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Has anyone seen Jerry's draft picks for the Pats? He usually kills it. He's the draft whisperer.
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Old 04-27-2017, 09:18 AM   #917
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Has anyone seen Jerry's draft picks for the Pats? He usually kills it. He's the draft whisperer.
He's done his usual breakdown of potential Patriots by position (last one I read was LB), but with the Patriots not having a pick until #72, I'm not sure if he has locked in on any one player as THE guy they will pick.
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Old 04-29-2017, 01:34 PM   #918
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Apparently Jerry has this little side thing going on - grading sex scandal teachers.

Here's yesterday.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston...al-teacher-33/

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Old 04-30-2017, 06:52 AM   #919
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Apparently Jerry has this little side thing going on - grading sex scandal teachers.

Here's yesterday.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston...al-teacher-33/

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He's been doing that since....


I'm thinking there might be a "detention with Sister Margaret" influence in his youth.
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Old 04-30-2017, 10:56 AM   #920
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He's been doing that since....


I'm thinking there might be a "detention with Sister Margaret" influence in his youth.
He never went to Catholic school, but he will admit to some teacher crushes that never went anywhere. Obviously, the sexual frustration of that disappointment has manifested in this recurring bit.

I gave him a suggestion for a new wrinkle on that theme whereby certain draft prospects would have their traits scouted by their sexual assault victims, but that concept might be too radical even for Barstool. Trouble with a capital T, even if the allegations are false.

Probably best if he just leaves that one alone.
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Old 04-30-2017, 07:03 PM   #921
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He never went to Catholic school, but he will admit to some teacher crushes that never went anywhere. Obviously, the sexual frustration of that disappointment has manifested in this recurring bit.

I gave him a suggestion for a new wrinkle on that theme whereby certain draft prospects would have their traits scouted by their sexual assault victims, but that concept might be too radical even for Barstool. Trouble with a capital T, even if the allegations are false.

Probably best if he just leaves that one alone.
Hhmmmm...

Gotta mull that one.

Try it on a JEST maybe?
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Old 05-01-2017, 01:24 PM   #922
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Jerry's reaction to the Bills firing Doug Whaley:


I swear that if the Buffalo Bills didn’t exist, I would’ve had to invent them. In a world of uncertainty and doubt, when I’ve been let down by my government and my Church, they’re one of the few institutions I know I can count on. Through different owners, different head coaches and different front offices, they somehow always manage to keep the Dysfunctional Bullet Train flying down the tracks of Incompetence toward the washed out bridge of Stupidity to plunge into the canyon of Failure.





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Old 05-09-2017, 07:30 AM   #923
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Jerry's review of the 3 Games to Glory V:


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Old 05-19-2017, 02:53 PM   #924
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:10 PM   #925
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Old 05-22-2017, 01:03 PM   #926
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That's where the gold of that site lies.

A thicket that could absorb a whiffle ball?!?!?
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Old 05-28-2017, 10:00 AM   #927
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Jerry Thornton‏Verified account @jerrythornton1 1h1 hour ago




I'll be signing #FD2D at the Holiday Inn Mansfield starting at 10:30. Catch me before the drinking lamp is lit

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Old 05-28-2017, 11:21 AM   #928
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Very cool and I'm sure it's a great read - he's such a knowledgeable and witty writer. But why is there a mascara wand in the plastic bag next to him?
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Old 06-14-2017, 06:47 AM   #929
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