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Old 01-16-2017, 02:24 PM   #901
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You know you want it. Here it is:


http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston...ots-vs-texans/


*What’s it going to take for Pete Morelli to decide it’s time to hang up the whistle? Earlier in the year, he gave a penalty call to the wrong side of the stadium with his back to the TV cameras. This time he completed cocked up that call when Ryan returned the fumble but there was a penalty but the penalty was for the Patriots running onto the field because the play was over but it wasn’t and there was no penalty. Or something. We don’t know because he didn’t mention who’s ball it was. He might as well have been Grandpa Simpson, talking about how he used to wear an onion on his belt and nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. I swear next year he’ll be taking the field with a Hurrycane and still be doing playoff games.

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Old 01-19-2017, 09:19 AM   #902
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http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston...st-pittsburgh/

Iím not about to say the Steelers have no shot against the Patriots this week. I donít fear them, but I do respect them. I might not want Ben Roethlisberger to chaperone my nieceís party, but heís a winner. His 13-6 postseason is no joke. Iíve got a healthy fascination for LeíVeon Bellís weird, Zach Snyder fight scene slow motion running style:



Ö which runs counter to the teaching of every football coach that ever lives. But he makes it work. Antonio Brown has put up huge numbers even in the face of tight coverage by Malcolm Butler and others. Markice Pouncey is one of the best centers in the league. Plus having the Steelers come to Foxboro takes all the weather advantage away from the Patriots. Thereís a lot to respect here.

Except on the defensive side of the ball. The Patriotsí offense is going to roll Sunday night. Thatís not biased, fanboy, overconfident, face-painted nonsense. Itís analysis. Cold, dispassionate, reasonable, scientific analysis. Here are the four major reasons why.

1) The Numbers. Simply put, Brady owns the Steelers and always has. So much so, he could build a polygamy cult compound in the middle of their secondary and the government would have no jurisdiction. In nine career starts vs. Pittsburgh, heís lit them up for 24 touchdowns and 3 interceptions, with a passer rating of 114.2, his second highest against any team. And if you want to throw out the games he faced them a million years ago because theyíre irrelevant, fine. Against Mike Tomlinís Steelers, his numbers are even better. In six start facing Tomlinís defense, heís 5-1. With a completion percentage of 71.2, 19 TDs, 0 INTs, an average of 315 yards and 33.3 points per game and a passer rating of 118. And your 2016 Steelers D were 10th in points allowed, 12th in yards allowed, 14th in passer rating and 15th in yards per attempt.

If you still want to discount that and pull the old financial planner ďpast performance is not indicative of future resultsĒ disclaimer, Iíll explain why it matters.


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Old 01-19-2017, 04:47 PM   #903
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"That number doesn't mean anything."


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Old 01-23-2017, 10:21 AM   #904
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Old 01-23-2017, 10:59 AM   #905
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Old 01-23-2017, 11:02 AM   #906
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Old 01-23-2017, 11:11 AM   #907
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Old 02-02-2017, 10:06 AM   #908
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Up until I read KJR and the comments section, it had never occurred to me that I should just forget about DFgate and all of the Roger stuff. Put it in the rear-view mirror and just move on. I might think about it.

Great stuff by Jerry. I think KJR got better when he went back to Barstool for whatever reason.

Not an easy thing to summarize something that big, but I loved what he did with it.
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Up until I read KJR and the comments section, it had never occurred to me that I should just forget about DFgate and all of the Roger stuff. Put it in the rear-view mirror and just move on. I might think about it.

Great stuff by Jerry. I think KJR got better when he went back to Barstool for whatever reason.

Not an easy thing to summarize something that big, but I loved what he did with it.
I agree, did get better when he returned to the Stool, seems like he has more leeway when it comes to freedom of expression compared to when he was at WEEI
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Oh Jerry Thornton. This is pure gold.

*Brady hits Danny Amendola to pull to within 10, and Iím dizzy. James White pulls the old Kevin Faulk direct snap trick to pick up the conversion, and Iíve got hysterical blindness. Two deep balls to Julian Edelman and Amendola and Web MD confirms Iím having a stroke. White scores again and Iím hovering above the couch, looking down at my body. During the coin toss in overtime, Iíve got Myra Kraft beckoning me from the end of a shaft of light. And only when White broke the plane was I able to rejoin my corporeal self and be here to write this.
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