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Old 02-08-2019, 12:56 PM   #16
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Old 02-13-2019, 08:52 AM   #17
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When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

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Old 02-13-2019, 04:33 PM   #18
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Old 11-05-2019, 05:07 PM   #19
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I swear to God this is true:

When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

Any doctors around here?
This still cracks me up...it's funny af.
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Old 11-27-2019, 10:17 PM   #20
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This still cracks me up...it's funny af.
You'll be laughing at me long after I'm dead.

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Old 11-30-2019, 05:48 PM   #21
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Do you party with Ron White? He's from a town close to Amarillo...
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Old 12-03-2019, 10:53 AM   #22
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I believe he's from fritch, I should hang out with him. He'd have so much new material after an hour with him.
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Old 12-03-2019, 10:21 PM   #23
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I believe he's from fritch, I should hang out with him. He'd have so much new material after an hour with him.
He must love giving all of his money to his ex wives...

He lives in Beverly Hills now.
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When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

Any doctors around here?
I've had turds so big that they clogged toilets, pre toilet paper. It even the dairy queen swirl on top.
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[QUOTE=1970Dart;2634588... pre toilet paper. [/QUOTE]

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