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Old 10-29-2015, 02:41 PM   #751
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" Allow me to be the first person to ever say this: It all begins with Tom Brady, who is so unbeatable at home we should all start calling it Giselle Stadium."

Wonder if Tom would still nickname it "The Razor"?


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Old 10-29-2015, 05:06 PM   #752
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Speaking of which, I know Phil Simms adheres to the Papal Infallibility Doctrine for Quarterbacks, but he embarrassed himself talking about Tannehill, which is hard for him to do. “Franchise” quarterback? Really? Because he went 18-for-19 against that defense-like substance the Houston Texans trotted out there last week? Late in the game Devin McCourty came with a blitz from the right side, right in full view of Tannehill. A blitz that he couldn’t have telegraphed more if he’d reserved a time using the SafetyBlitzify app. And still Tannehill took the sack.
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Old 10-30-2015, 04:07 PM   #754
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"— Thursday Night Football really is a terrible idea. The human body simply is not built to play two pro football games in 96 hours. The defensive linemen all have their hands on their hips. The ends are gasping for air. Offensive linemen are slow to get up just so they can catch their breath. It looks like every cardio class in America on Jan. 2."

It wouldn't surprise me if next year the Patriots happen to be scheduled a Thursday night game against a team that was coming off a bye. Jets, perhaps?
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Old 11-09-2015, 12:28 PM   #755
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You simply cant give Dave DeGuglielmo enough credit for the job hes doing with the offensive line. To take the hits that unit has and deliver 129 yards rushing for LeGarrette Blount, 4.7 yards per carry for the team and zero sacks of Tom Brady is impressive. To do it with a second-year backup right tackle at left tackle and a tight end and center alternating at right tackle is nothing less than astonishing. All I could think of was the NASA engineers in Apollo 13′ being told We need to make this, fit into this, using nothing but this. And like them, Gugs came up huge.
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In a stat-happy world of advanced analytics and fantasy football geeks, it’s time to stop punishing quarterbacks for interceptions that clearly are the receiver’s fault. For instance, the ball Pierre Garcon put up in the air like a Stomp Rocket to Logan Ryan or the pick-six Edelman caused a few weeks ago. There’s no reason they can’t call that an error on the receiver instead of an interception by the QB.
Agreed. It would be like calling a bad pass to a receiver a "drop" instead of a "poor throw".
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Old 11-16-2015, 12:37 PM   #757
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I assume that “ATM” patch on the Giants uniforms is a memorial for some member of the Mara family? I hope so. Because if it’s how that term is used on some of the sites I go to, they’ve got some ‘splaining to do.

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This is not a knock on the offense he had out there, but there is an old Mongol expression that applies here: “An army of donkeys led by a lion will defeat an army of lions led by a donkey.”
I absolutely love this quote. I'd never heard it before but it is 100% true.
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Why is Big Bang so obtuse?
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Old 11-17-2015, 08:55 AM   #761
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Jerry started calling Big Bang "Pythagoras" when he was still playing here and I thought of it every single time I saw him take a bad angle.

Which was and still is often.

I'm amazed he is still playing in the NFL. He's still getting by on raw athleticism and cheap shots.
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I thought Brady’s best throw all night was the deep crosser to Amendola with Corey Graham coming through the a-gap all up in his business.
Agreed. That was the one where right before the snap, Brady screamed BRUSCHI and I screamed at my bewildered husband, "I BET THAT MEANS THERE IS GOING TO BE AN A GAP BLITZ I BET...JUST LIKE TEDY USED TO DO, TIMED UP JUST RIGHT TO HIT THE L.O.S. AT THE SNAP!!"

Next week, they can call it RODNEY.
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