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Old 01-19-2016, 02:01 AM   #61
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Thanks and thanks to everyone else who supports this.

As far as your question, here is The Table of Drops according to Her Majesty:

Wow, I carry more stone than the highest weight on Her Majesty's drop table.

Does that mean they can't hang me? Or does it just mean I will be beheaded or drawn and quartered instead?

I suddenly feel like Fat Elvis.
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Old 01-19-2016, 03:58 AM   #62
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Wow, I carry more stone than the highest weight on Her Majesty's drop table.

Does that mean they can't hang me? Or does it just mean I will be beheaded or drawn and quartered instead?

I suddenly feel like Fat Elvis.
It speaks volumes about how much weights have changed in the past century, doesn't it? The last hangings were in the 60s, I think. There's no realistic prospect of the death penalty being reintroduced here, even for Americans.
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Old 01-19-2016, 09:29 AM   #63
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Wow, I carry more stone than the highest weight on Her Majesty's drop table.

Does that mean they can't hang me? Or does it just mean I will be beheaded or drawn and quartered instead?

I suddenly feel like Fat Elvis.
"We're gonna need a shorter rope?"
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Old 01-20-2016, 08:19 AM   #64
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Is talking about how Imapig "cheats" on his pig with say a goat or something ok?

I hear he is just trying to be goat here in northern SC.
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Is talking about how Imapig "cheats" on his pig with say a goat or something ok? I hear he is just trying to be goat here in northern SC.
He can blame it on the alcohol


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Making this a Sticky for the remainder of the playoffs.
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Old 01-21-2016, 08:52 AM   #67
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For BSPolice.

I know you think you know everything there is to know about deflategate and that we know nothing since we can't see the truth since we're homer fans. But know this. We lived every moment of deflategate. We read and analyzed everything that was said and written from its inception. The court of public opinion was swayed from the very beginning by Mort's now famous "11 of 12 balls" tweet. From then on fans of the other 31 read headlines and listened to opinions of media members who also only read headlines without doing any research into the veracity of what actually happened and what motivated certain people to allow the lies to linger for months about the actual PSI values, that the independent investigation wasn't independent at all, that Exponent will "prove" whatever it is that a client needs to be "proven", that prohibited the Patriots from publishing the true PSI values and on and on.

To make things easier for you I have collected a few articles for you to read that were published by non-ESPN companies. You may find out you, like millions of other people, were manipulated by the great NFL propoganda machine & don't really know as much as you think. I'm not attempting to change how you think about Brady or the Pats...that's not important to me. But it may change how you think about and the other 31 owners who insisted that pursue this against Brady as aggressively as possible out of jealousy. Don't believe it? Read on.

1. 1 year anniversary article from Dan Wetzel, editor of Yahoo sports. Excellent stuff here for national consumption. I posted a small part of his article.

A year after deflate-gate ballooned, science shows shame of it all

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/1-year...073316233.html

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The most damning rebuke is from Dr. John Leonard, one of numerous professors at MIT who have tackled this case. In a popular YouTube video, the Philadelphia Eagles fan doesn't just blast Exponent's conclusions but shows the flawed methodology that failed to account for how atmospheric pressure impacted the footballs that were measured at halftime. He basically calls them hacks, and when he fixes their mistake, he essentially closes the argument out. In the months-old video he asks Exponent to explain itself. To date, it hasn't. No one has disagreed with Leonard's findings.
"The Colts' balls were as much out of range as the Patriots' balls," Leonard told a class on the deflate-gate at UNH, according to the Boston Globe. "It's pretty much an open-and-shut case, but somehow [commissioner Roger] never understood it, and still doesn't to this day."
What undoubtedly understands is that for regular people, science is confusing. And since special interests have politicized it on certain subjects, a lot of Americans are quick to reject it or doubt it, no matter how absurd doing so is. In this case, the problem with science is it required time, study and patience. Deflate-gate was about winning the news cycle.
A year ago there were rants about how Belichick should be suspended for the Super Bowl and Brady barred from the Hall of Fame. An ESPN analyst actually choked up on the air, it was all just too much. Meanwhile, Brady was asked about the impact on innocent children.
A year later?
The only ones shouting seem to be the scientists.




2. From Forbes Magazine

One Year Later, Deflategate Represents The Power Of The NFL's Propaganda Machine

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one year later, the NFLís lies still largely trump the truth in every region of the country except New England.
Though NFL attorneys have written a plethora of legal briefs and arguments over the past 12 months, the league still hasnít proven the Patriots illegally tampered with their footballs during last yearís AFC Championship. Judge Richard Berman nullified Bradyís four-game suspension in early September, citing a lack of precedent for the punishment and an unfair arbitration process. The NFL quickly announced it would appeal Judge Bermanís ruling, and opening arguments for that case, which is solely about the scope of commissioner ís disciplinary authority, wonít begin until March.
This season, in an apparent effort to learn more about the science of ball deflation, the NFL announced it would test PSI on a random basis. But the league hasnít released any of this information yet and reportedly is still considering whether to make any of it public. Six days before this yearís AFC Championship, most sports fans are still relying on misinformation and disputed scientific evidence to frame their opinions on Brady, arguably the greatest quarterback of all-time.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexreim...e72fe11b3662be


3. 1 yr anniversary article from M. McCann.
Deflategate, one year later: The anatomy of a failed controversy
http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/01/18/def...bill-belichick


4. http://stevensonlynch.com/13104-2/
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For BSPolice.

I know you think you know everything there is to know about deflategate and that we know nothing since we can't see the truth since we're homer fans. But know this. We lived every moment of deflategate. We read and analyzed everything that was said and written from its inception. The court of public opinion was swayed from the very beginning by Mort's now famous "11 of 12 balls" tweet. From then on fans of the other 31 read headlines and listened to opinions of media members who also only read headlines without doing any research into the veracity of what actually happened and what motivated certain people to allow the lies to linger for months about the actual PSI values, that they independent investigation wasn't independent at all, that Exponent will "prove" whatever it is that a client needs to be "proven", that prohibited the Patriots from publishing the true PSI values and on and on.

To make things easier for you I have collected a few articles for you to read that were published by non-ESPN companies. You may find out you, like millions of other people, were manipulated by the great NFL propoganda machine & don't really know as much as you think. I'm not attempting to change how you think about Brady or the Pats...that's not important to me. But it may change how you think about and the other 31 owners who insisted that pursue this against Brady as aggressively as possible out of jealousy. Don't believe it? Read on.

1. 1 year anniversary article from Dan Wetzel, editor of Yahoo sports. Excellent stuff here for national consumption. I posted a small part of his article.

A year after deflate-gate ballooned, science shows shame of it all

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/1-year...073316233.html

Quote:
The most damning rebuke is from Dr. John Leonard, one of numerous professors at MIT who have tackled this case. In a popular YouTube video, the Philadelphia Eagles fan doesn't just blast Exponent's conclusions but shows the flawed methodology that failed to account for how atmospheric pressure impacted the footballs that were measured at halftime. He basically calls them hacks, and when he fixes their mistake, he essentially closes the argument out. In the months-old video he asks Exponent to explain itself. To date, it hasn't. No one has disagreed with Leonard's findings.
"The Colts' balls were as much out of range as the Patriots' balls," Leonard told a class on the deflate-gate at UNH, according to the Boston Globe. "It's pretty much an open-and-shut case, but somehow [commissioner Roger] never understood it, and still doesn't to this day."
What undoubtedly understands is that for regular people, science is confusing. And since special interests have politicized it on certain subjects, a lot of Americans are quick to reject it or doubt it, no matter how absurd doing so is. In this case, the problem with science is it required time, study and patience. Deflate-gate was about winning the news cycle.
A year ago there were rants about how Belichick should be suspended for the Super Bowl and Brady barred from the Hall of Fame. An ESPN analyst actually choked up on the air, it was all just too much. Meanwhile, Brady was asked about the impact on innocent children.
A year later?
The only ones shouting seem to be the scientists.




2. From Forbes Magazine

One Year Later, Deflategate Represents The Power Of The NFL's Propaganda Machine

Quote:
one year later, the NFLís lies still largely trump the truth in every region of the country except New England.
Though NFL attorneys have written a plethora of legal briefs and arguments over the past 12 months, the league still hasnít proven the Patriots illegally tampered with their footballs during last yearís AFC Championship. Judge Richard Berman nullified Bradyís four-game suspension in early September, citing a lack of precedent for the punishment and an unfair arbitration process. The NFL quickly announced it would appeal Judge Bermanís ruling, and opening arguments for that case, which is solely about the scope of commissioner ís disciplinary authority, wonít begin until March.
This season, in an apparent effort to learn more about the science of ball deflation, the NFL announced it would test PSI on a random basis. But the league hasnít released any of this information yet and reportedly is still considering whether to make any of it public. Six days before this yearís AFC Championship, most sports fans are still relying on misinformation and disputed scientific evidence to frame their opinions on Brady, arguably the greatest quarterback of all-time.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexreim...e72fe11b3662be


3. 1 yr anniversary article from M. McCann.
Deflategate, one year later: The anatomy of a failed controversy
http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/01/18/def...bill-belichick


4. http://stevensonlynch.com/13104-2/
Thanks Chev
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So this has worked out well.

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So this has worked out well.

At least the clown tried
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I think it worked out pretty well, thread was saved. It is not like we can scan every post before it is public and assign a thread for it.

She was a real spicy one, I like 'em spicy, but not enough to give her the cinnamon challenge.
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In the future, when a visiting fan insists on preaching about their ironclad beliefs in Patriot accusations I'm gonna call it "Verbal Linguine". Any visitor that is confused about the concept, or doubts our claims that we've heard it all before can then be directed to "verb linguine"'s posts and see the futile road he tread upon and the fate that befell him.
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This should be mandatory reading before a fan from another team can post on this site. Seriously, this shit's getting old.
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This should be mandatory reading before a fan from another team can post on this site. Seriously, this shit's getting old.
do you think it matters to trolls if they read this or not? That a strongly worded not will stop the assclown looking to troll?

Yes I hope they read this, and I hope it slows the numbers of assclowns registering from posting but someone hell bent on being a dink will flash his little unit no matter what.
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