15,000 - It's Too Many

[TipRoast]

Originally Posted by O_P_T

and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory

No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

[O_P_T]

Originally Posted by TipRoast

No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

I get high on the real thing, powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine.

[TipRoast]

Originally Posted by O_P_T

I get high on the real thing, powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine.

"Sure Mr. President: Where can I get a job?"

"Many busy executives ask me, 'what about the job displacement market program in the city of the future?' Well, count on us to be there, Jerry, because, if we're lucky tomorrow, we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again."

[O_P_T]

Originally Posted by TipRoast

"Sure Mr. President: Where can I get a job?"

"Many busy executives ask me, 'what about the job displacement market program in the city of the future?' Well, count on us to be there, Jerry, because, if we're lucky tomorrow, we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again."

HI! I'm Joe Beats. Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free Mule we've all been dreaming of?

Now take off your shoes.

Now you can see how increased spending opportunities, mean harder work for everyone, and more of it, too! So, do yourself a favor, Joe. Join with millions of your friends and neighbors, and, TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!

"For INDUSTRY!"

[TipRoast]

Originally Posted by O_P_T

HI! I'm Joe Beats. Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free Mule we've all been dreaming of?

Now take off your shoes.

Now you can see how increased spending opportunities, mean harder work for everyone, and more of it, too! So, do yourself a favor, Joe. Join with millions of your friends and neighbors, and, TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!

"For INDUSTRY!"

My, my, my! Your friends at Commie Martyrs must be mighty proud of you.

[chiefsgal*]

Originally Posted by Jaric

Meh. Not impressed.

;)

[TipRoast]

Defoliating a victory garden certainly works up an appetite.

[O_P_T]

Originally Posted by TipRoast

Defoliating a victory garden certainly works up an appetite.

This is a line of Indians leaving beautiful Rancho Malario--to make room for YOU! Here's the beautiful Trail of Tears golf course...

[ProvidenceColts]

Uh, was this tmack's way of saying good-bye to the Planet?

Not a single post since then...

[imapig]

Originally Posted by ProvidenceColts

Uh, was this tmack's way of saying good-bye to the Planet?

Not a single post since then...

No he went to the Democratic National Convention to show his support...

[O_P_T]

[TipRoast]

"No! No! No! No! No! You don't understand how radio works. Now, it's my flashback, all I have to do to return us to the present is fade my voice out like this and cue the organist!"

[ProvidenceColts]

Originally Posted by imapig

No he went to the Democratic National Convention to show his support...

That seems unlikely.

[O_P_T]

Originally Posted by TipRoast

"No! No! No! No! No! You don't understand how radio works. Now, it's my flashback, all I have to do to return us to the present is fade my voice out like this and cue the organist!"

I say Stones, the rats have gotten into everything except for this half tin of Uncle Sigmund’s Peruvian Cocoa powder

[TipRoast]

...Let's talks about your car. It's screaming "Wash me, please!" Now, if you're a Mr. Common Sense, you won't believe me when I tell you that I've got an envelope that'll clean your car while you're driving it home to work. Well, George, believe me this time, because this one isn't like the Austrian self-sharpening razors. No, friends, no overheating like the tropical fishes. No zizzing and dripping like with the dike...