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Old 12-05-2012, 02:01 PM   #1
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What the hell is wrong with some people. Take a look at this nifty idea for guards to spend their free time at a NC prison:

http://wonkette.com/491408/north-car...cy#more-491408

There outta be a law. [suitable icon here - still not working for me]
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:24 PM   #2
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What the hell is wrong with some people. Take a look at this nifty idea for guards to spend their free time at a NC prison:

http://wonkette.com/491408/north-car...cy#more-491408

There outta be a law. [suitable icon here - still not working for me]
Is this where spicy nuts come from;)
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:39 PM   #3
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:41 PM   #4
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:48 PM   #5
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It got rid of the crabs though, didn't it?
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It got rid of the crabs though, didn't it?
Don't they eat spicy crabs in Louisiana?
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:20 PM   #7
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:03 AM   #8
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Is this how schweaty balls are made?
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Is this how schweaty balls are made?
You might be on to something
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:52 PM   #11
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Well, the good news is she stopped running and screaming hysterically today and I was able to get her some milk. The bad news is she's curled up in a ball in a corner, shaking uncontrollably. She's kinda got this glossed over look in her eyes.

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It got rid of the crabs though, didn't it?
The usual method is shave one side. Then put lighter fluid on the hairy side and light the fluid on fire. When the little bastards run in terror to the shaved side you stab them with an ice pick.
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