5 keys to beating the Texans

[TommyD420]

Originally Posted by PatsFanLisa

Or not.

Seriously.

It has to be a joke. No one who would post that in a serious way, would be posting on a football forum.

Unless it was John Madden, in which case, there were "boom"s and "whap"s missing.

[dchester]

Originally Posted by Undertaker #59

Erm...

I am pretty sure that post is a farce based on Maddenisms. Its very funny, especially when you read it with Madden's voice in your head.

The only thing missing was that old Kurt Gowdy line, "Their future is ahead of them".

[chevss454]

Originally Posted by PatsFanLisa

OHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD!!!

This is too good not to post the genius of it in full.



Holy crap. How does this moron tie his shoes in the morning?

Looked tongue in cheek to me.

[mikiemo83]

It is a brilliant work!!

[O_P_T]

Originally Posted by Patriots44

score more points

Originally Posted by mikiemo83

great point

Harumph.

Post #6 bishes.

Originally Posted by O_P_T

6. Score more points than the Texans.

[Beaglebay]

What's really funny is that the post is, for the most part, being ignored. Everyone else is too busy agonizing over the game. Hope the Texans are that tight, too.

[mikiemo83]

Originally Posted by O_P_T

6. Score more points than the Texans.

Originally Posted by mikiemo83

This insight is why you are the surgeon

Originally Posted by O_P_T

Harumph.

Post #6 bishes.

I gave you love earlier sir, you just do not want my love

[Beaglebay]

I think I found Hans Solo's true identity:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports...,2646064.story

Roethlisberger: Cutler would like working with Arians

By Brad Biggs, Tribune reporter 3:46 p.m. CST, January 8, 2013


Ben Roethlisberger isn’t close with Jay Cutler, but he has no doubt the Chicago Bears quarterback would enjoy working with Bruce Arians.

In a conversation with the Tribune, the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback supported the Indianapolis Colts offensive coordinator for a head-coaching position. Arians is expected to interview with the Bears, Cleveland Browns and Philadelphia Eagles beginning later this week.

Arians is a candidate for NFL Coach of the Year after replacing Chuck Pagano while the Colts coach was on a medical leave battling leukemia. Arians is given credit for his work with Colts rookie quarterback Andrew Luck this season and previously in a run in Indianapolis he helped develop a young Peyton Manning.

“As long as Jay is willing to be open to being coached by a guy like B.A.,” Roethlisberger said Tuesday. “Not really knowing Jay, I can even say that because I know Jay will like B.A. because B.A. is that kind of guy. He’s gonna like Jay and he wants to work with guys. Guys really respect him. I think he would be able to not only work with but be great with Jay and I think Jay would like him a lot.”

Bears general manager Phil Emery has a list of at least 13 candidates he has or will interview for the job. Eight have an offensive background and it is believed finding a new coach to build around Cutler and dramatically improve the stagnant Bears offense is a priority. Cutler did not click under three offensive staffs former coach Lovie Smith had over a span of four seasons.

Roethlisberger was a two-time Pro Bowl performer under Arians and enjoyed his finest statistical season in 2007 with a 104.1 passer rating and 32 touchdowns against just 11 interceptions. That was Arians’ first season as offensive coordinator after being promoted from wide receivers coach.

“He works with what he’s got and with the players that he has, the personnel that he’s got,” Roethlisberger said. “He helped me really understand and learn the offense and is patient and was willing to work with me and not just be my boss. But really kind of make it work together.

“I think he is a players-coach. When I say that, I don’t mean he’s favored the players. I say that because he is fair and players respect him. You’re not going to always get your way as a player, and you shouldn’t. You respect his decision and his calls and the things he does. He would be a fit for a head coaching job perfectly.”

Roethlisberger believes Arians has the personality to control a room full of the entire team too.

“One-hundred percent,” he said. “Like I’ve said, guys respect him. When he was with Pittsburgh, he got along with the defensive guys just as well as the offensive guys because he competed with them in 7 on-7 and other drills and everyone respects him because he’s been around for a long time, he knows what he is talking about and so you’ve got to understand that is what you are going to get from him.

“He knows when to push you. People always thought that it was this great relationship that was hunky dory. But we got into our disagreements, our arguments. I think that is healthy. All good relationships should have that and he knows how to motivate each player. He’s not just a yeller. He’s not just a screamer. He knows how to get in your face, he knows how to not get in your face and talk to you. So, I think he’s the kind of guy you respect and want to play for.”

bmbiggs@tribune.com

[BostonTim]

Originally Posted by Beaglebay

“Not really knowing Jay, I can even say that because I know Jay will like B.A. because B.A. is that kind of guy. He’s gonna like Jay and he wants to work with guys. Guys really respect him. ”

So I guess is Ben saying that Jay is a guy?

Cheers, BostonTim