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Old 12-07-2013, 09:59 PM   #541
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My guess is the median age of me people here is over 50yo.

Scary youngsters get off my lawn!
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Old 12-08-2013, 01:32 AM   #542
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Yeah I am sure this is the way to get outta the assclown
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Old 12-08-2013, 03:28 AM   #543
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Yeah I am sure this is the way to get outta the assclown
Im in my holiday spirit.

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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
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The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
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Old 12-08-2013, 12:41 PM   #544
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I was having a boring morning until I stumbled onto this.

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Old 12-08-2013, 04:29 PM   #545
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While I was sleeping, Mayhem was in here. Winning.
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Old 12-09-2013, 08:02 AM   #546
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Im in my holiday spirit.

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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch
I swear this cat Dr Seuss was on shrooms when he wrote
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Old 12-09-2013, 10:00 AM   #547
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While I was sleeping, Mayhem was in here. Winning.
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Old 12-09-2013, 10:29 AM   #548
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LOL

Now who's winning?

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Old 12-09-2013, 11:12 AM   #549
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since we claim to be a footballie board

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Old 12-09-2013, 12:33 PM   #550
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In the past, it has been commonplace for members to follow other members with whom they have had disagreements through other threads to troll/flame/bait them into further arguments. This will no longer be tolerated and will result in a warning/strike as necessary."

They have me here, too. I was never warned, even though several of them violated the rules and stalked me. Where's the justice? Midgar is the one who had been warned twice in the past, and he stalked me all evening and today, yet I get relegated here.
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Old 12-09-2013, 02:32 PM   #551
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They have me here, too. I was never warned, even though several of them violated the rules and stalked me. Where's the justice? Midgar is the one who had been warned twice in the past, and he stalked me all evening and today, yet I get relegated here.
Dude, there's medication for paranoia.
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Old 12-09-2013, 03:25 PM   #552
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Yeah, the DarylSTingley/Michigain Dave treatment.


Good one. :Spock:
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Old 12-09-2013, 03:48 PM   #553
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White pages and freezing. YAY!!
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Old 12-09-2013, 04:15 PM   #554
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Old 12-09-2013, 04:19 PM   #555
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LOL

Now who's winning?

Needle knobs.
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