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Old 11-10-2017, 03:01 PM   #1
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The Broncos are the best team in history - we're doomed.

Well, folks. There's probably something good to watch on the telly on Sunday night (or Monday morning, as it will be in The Cradle of Civilisation). It definitely won't be the Football, as the world's cheatingest and luckiest team get their arses handed to them.

It doesn't matter if Denver play Trevor, Brock or John Elway at QB. In fact, they could play all three.

Typically, the pre-game thingy goes badly. A man in a Broncos jersey, who looks nothing like , throws a banana skin under Brady's feet during the national anthem.

He slips and falls on his knees. This angers the crowd, the Elk that have come down from the Rockies and decent folk everywhere, as he takes a knee. Fortunately, an FBI swat team happen to be passing in a helicopter. He is whisked away and "is disappeared".

Brian Hoyer is nominally the backup, but the most arrogant coach ever refuses to play him. Instead, Belichick plays at signal caller himself as he's the "only f***er around here who actually knows the f***ing playbook".

Belichick blames all of his sacks allowed and picks - all 68 of them - on his "f***ing useless f***ing moron turds" on O.

On D, the Broncos are off the scale good and they actually get bored with the bloodbath that they inflict. The 4th quarter is therefore scoreless.

It doesn't matter, of course, because the 596,334 points they get in the previous 3 are enough.

Pats - ugh.
Broncos - 596,334.
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