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[Beaglebay]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...arijuana-test/

Bryant’s latest violation may have come from something other than a positive marijuana test

Posted by Mike Florio on March 12, 2016, 3:43 PM EDT

AP
It was widely reported last August that the NFL suspended Steelers receiver Martavis Bryant because he failed multiple marijuana tests. His latest predicament suggests a violation for something other than a positive marijuana test.

The three possibilities are: (1) a positive test for something other than marijuana; (2) failure to cooperate with testing, treatment, evaluation or other requirements under the policy or failure to cooperate with the terms of his treatment plan; or (3) at least two separate positive marijuana tests.

The intermediate 10-game suspension applies only to a single positive test for marijuana while in Stage Three of the substance-abuse program. So with Bryant skipping from four games to a full year, it means he allegedly violated the policy without testing positive for marijuana, again.

Bryant has appealed the suspension. If the suspension becomes official, the NFL likely will release more information about what specifically caused it.

It could have been something as simple as missing one of the many tests he now has to take while in Stage Three of the program. Or it may have been a positive test for a banned substance other than marijuana.

[PatsFanLisa]

Originally Posted by verb linguini

you sad asshats don't know what's going on with the poor kid. His latest stems from missing the tests, not actually testing positive. Steelers keep the kids medical under wraps as it's now being discussed that there is some major clinical depression going on with the kid which doesn't excuse his behavior but sheds light on why he's going through these issues.

Looks like he's done with Steelers if he's out for year. Next man up. We got lots of folks to throw too. When is bill gonna stop tasting his thumb after he takes it out of his rear when it comes to drafting and player selection?

Hmmmm??

Oh, okay.



Chan Jones, Devin McCourty, Logan Ryan, Malcolm Butler, Malcolm Brown, Jabaal Sheard, Patrick Chung, blah blah blah. Yeah, Bill sucks at drafting and player selection.

[patswin]

Originally Posted by Beaglebay

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...arijuana-test/

Bryant’s latest violation may have come from something other than a positive marijuana test

Posted by Mike Florio on March 12, 2016, 3:43 PM EDT

AP
It was widely reported last August that the NFL suspended Steelers receiver Martavis Bryant because he failed multiple marijuana tests. His latest predicament suggests a violation for something other than a positive marijuana test.

The three possibilities are: (1) a positive test for something other than marijuana; (2) failure to cooperate with testing, treatment, evaluation or other requirements under the policy or failure to cooperate with the terms of his treatment plan; or (3) at least two separate positive marijuana tests.

The intermediate 10-game suspension applies only to a single positive test for marijuana while in Stage Three of the substance-abuse program. So with Bryant skipping from four games to a full year, it means he allegedly violated the policy without testing positive for marijuana, again.

Bryant has appealed the suspension. If the suspension becomes official, the NFL likely will release more information about what specifically caused it.

It could have been something as simple as missing one of the many tests he now has to take while in Stage Three of the program. Or it may have been a positive test for a banned substance other than marijuana.

Hmmm so Adjective Macaroni seems to know for sure it was a missed test but Florio notes a lot of reasons. Sounds suspicious to me.

[verb linguini]

You think FLorio knows anything? He's a failed attorney hack so he makes a living schilling regurgated stories from other publications and wants advertising clicks.....TMZ light.

I acutaully hear he's got issues with opiates (lean/drank) and missed 2 tests during the playoffs. Yes i have better information that dickwad Florio.

[Beaglebay]

Originally Posted by verb linguini

You think FLorio knows anything? He's a failed attorney hack so he makes a living schilling regurgated stories from other publications and wants advertising clicks.....TMZ light.

I acutaully hear he's got issues with opiates (lean/drank) and missed 2 tests during the playoffs. Yes i have better information that dickwad Florio.

That's what Florio said were possible reasons. So you're regurgitating regurgitated stories?

[mikiemo83]

[patswin]

Originally Posted by verb linguini

You think FLorio knows anything? He's a failed attorney hack so he makes a living schilling regurgated stories from other publications and wants advertising clicks.....TMZ light.

I acutaully hear he's got issues with opiates (lean/drank) and missed 2 tests during the playoffs. Yes i have better information that dickwad Florio.

You claim to have better info than Florio. But you don't. Because you are an assclown. Just understand we don't take you seriously, you're cheap entertainment. That's all.

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Stealers******

[verb linguini]

Joke's on all of you sad sacks

[Beaglebay]

BenTodd rehinging his jaw after "thanking" teammates:



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[verb linguini]

Tammy Posing for Please Help Me I'm Gay Now Club

[mikiemo83]

[patswin]

Originally Posted by verb linguini

Tammy Posing for Please Help Me I'm Gay Now Club

Entertaining. Dance, monkey dance!

Looks like you're out of ammo, eh?

[PatsFanLisa]

Originally Posted by patswin

Entertaining. Dance, monkey dance!

Looks like you're out of ammo, eh?

For real!

If by "being gay" he means married to the richest, most fabulous supermodel and having three of the most exquisite children, and having dated actresses and other models, then, yeah, okay, so I guess he's "gay".

Not.

But I'm sure most of the most handsome, successful men in the world have been called gay at one time or another because small men have nothing else to say.

[patswin]

Originally Posted by PatsFanLisa

For real!

If by "being gay" he means married to the richest, most fabulous supermodel and having three of the most exquisite children, and having dated actresses and other models, then, yeah, okay, so I guess he's "gay".

Not.

But I'm sure most of the most handsome, successful men in the world have been called gay at one time or another because small men have nothing else to say.

All I could look at was those four rings on TB's fingers. The mere sight of those drives the haters insane.

Dance, monkey, dance. Entertain me spaghetti man.