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OT - Mormon Scum!
So my doorbell just rang and my dog Shadow starts barking like a mofo (good girl). I go open it and there they are with their white shirts, backpacks, and name tags. I barely opened the door halfway and recognize em for what they are and blurt out "Mormons, forget it, see ya" and start closing the door when one of em asks "do you know anyone in the neighborhood who can use an uplifting message maybe?" This hits me with the kind of laughter that shoots soda out your nose. Somehow I managed to get out "no" as I closed the door but I'm sure that wont stop em.
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Same as the '72 Dolphins. Now, it has become a tired and silly ritual through the years watching these graying and balding men gather each year to pop champagne corks whenever the last unbeaten team falls, and that sad clinging to the past diminishes what they did, and it if there is one thing even Pats-haters can agree on, it's this: a 19-0 Pats team makes that annual ritual disappear, mercifully, forever. ![]() |
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No, they're lucky ya didn't shot em.....
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Speaking as a (supposed to be) Mormon, nah, they're used to it.
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Are you sure you aren't thinking of Jehovah's Witnesses?
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I AM A MAN POSSESSED BY MANY DEMONS! Polite demons, who would open a door for a woman carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless! |
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Here's a terrible story that ensures me a nice place in Hell. When I was 19 I didn't usually have access to a car and generally had to walk to the Liquor Store (the one with the people I had duped into thinking I was 23). A couple of (pretty sure they were Hatian) Jehovas witnesses canvassed the neighborhood one day and I feigned interest (probably cause I was drunk and acting stupid at the time.) The next week or so they showed up and I started "juicing them for rides" whenever they came around. I always talked to em for about 10 minutes and then said hey I need to go somewhere and had em drop me off at the T station which was right next to the Liquor Store. After a while (I got a car) I just stopped answering the door. See you all in Hell! ![]() |
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Same as the '72 Dolphins. Now, it has become a tired and silly ritual through the years watching these graying and balding men gather each year to pop champagne corks whenever the last unbeaten team falls, and that sad clinging to the past diminishes what they did, and it if there is one thing even Pats-haters can agree on, it's this: a 19-0 Pats team makes that annual ritual disappear, mercifully, forever. ![]() |
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Re: OT - Mormon Scum!
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BTW, were any of them hot babes? I've been trying to talk my wife into converting to Mormon for years. Thus far, my argument of 50% less house work hasn't been very persuasive. ________ 600 |
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Re: Re: OT - Mormon Scum!
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I pissed em off though by asking them if they actually believed they would be Gods one day. They never came back. :( |
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Same as the '72 Dolphins. Now, it has become a tired and silly ritual through the years watching these graying and balding men gather each year to pop champagne corks whenever the last unbeaten team falls, and that sad clinging to the past diminishes what they did, and it if there is one thing even Pats-haters can agree on, it's this: a 19-0 Pats team makes that annual ritual disappear, mercifully, forever. ![]() |
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Nah... It wasn't mean. When I was a teenager, I Had 'em come around one day, and I answer the door - black hair down almost to my waist, Black Sabbath t-shirt on, etc... invited them in, and I offered them lemonade, and some ummmm brownies I had... special brownies. VERY special brownies that I made since the folks were outta town for a few days.
Those two damn near ate the entire plate of em. After a while, they seemed to forget why they were there, and they ended up leaving... They never did come back. Odd. |
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Mormons in Vegas huh? That's like Albino's at the beach. Very rare.
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I asked because I have never heard of Mormons going door-to-door like that. Course where I live there are no Mormons that I know of, either.
Here's one sure way to get under their skin - the next time they come to the door, say, "Oh cool, I'll join if that means I can be married to five broads at once!" |
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Re: Re: OT - Mormon Scum!
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I considered converting to Mormonism ( is that how it's referred to? ) about 8 or 9 years ago. But then Steve Young went and got married so there was no point to consider it anymore. :( |
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