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Old 01-11-2009, 04:21 PM   #286
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Where's VYF? I'd like her uuhhhhhh input.


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Imagine if you will, in VYF's young and twisted mind, a tortured mix of rainbow kisses and tubgirl....
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:23 PM   #287
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Cue twilight zone music...

Imagine if you will, in VYF's young and twisted mind, a tortured mix of rainbow kisses and tubgirl....
*prints this post for uhhh inspiration later*
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:35 PM   #288
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:56 PM   #289
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:58 PM   #290
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:58 PM   #291
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:26 PM   #292
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:48 PM   #293
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No sleep for nearly 40 hours + Great Secks = instantly passing out afterwards (snoring within 30 seconds I was told) and going into a coma for nearly 12 hours
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:58 PM   #294
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I just wanna go on record giving the to secks.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:04 PM   #295
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TPIUWOP, or at least reasonable facimile's thereof
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:19 PM   #296
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I HATE THE ITCH from shaving...Like a whole nest of fleas moved to the groin!

Nair does the same thing? So either they stay bald or you itch for weeks.
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Nair is some nasty stuff. VERY Effective, however it leaves some serious destruction behind in it's wake.

The sensation of uising it has to be like applying Napalm to your Balls.

In retrospect, just not worth it. Hire a midget or something to do the job.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:35 PM   #298
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The sensation of uising it has to be like applying Napalm to your Balls.

In retrospect, just not worth it. Hire a midget or something to do the job.
See the pain would be worth it if the hair doesn't start to grow back right away and a plague of biting flies doesnt move into your shorts
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