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Old 05-11-2005, 12:18 PM   #31
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Hey, FAlicy is back on the Planet. You know, my now archived Solicitation of Advice thread just isn't the same with all your posts deleted. It just makes "know" sense now.

And while we're in the "correcting Alice" sort of mood:
Fixed.
Yeah, yeah.

If it isn't Mr. Romantic.

Well, I'm glad to see you made it out alive.

I still wouldn't trust that girlfriend of yours, though.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:21 PM   #32
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Oh sure....she takes her sax and runs away for a year, probably joining some jazz band somewhere along the line, doesn't write, doesn't call. For all we know, she could be lying in a gutter. She could have shacked up on some other message board. She could have actually gotten a life.

And then one day, voila, she just reappears. And everyone showers her with gifts Meanwhile, some of us have been trying to keep the place dusted, doing all the dirty work. And where are our gifts? Huh? Huh?

This story sounds way too familiar.

Well not me. I can't be sweet talked. The rest of you can go ahead and lays palms down in front of her. But, she's got some s'plaining to do
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:31 PM   #33
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Well not me. I can't be sweet talked. The rest of you can go ahead and lays palms down in front of her. But, she's got some s'plaining to do
Uhhhhh....

I gotta go. I'll write more later.

When I return, I'll give you a serialized version of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It ends with this fabulous gay man giving me some ruby slippers, telling me to click my heels 3 times and saying, "There's no place like home."
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:31 PM   #34
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Oh sure....she takes her sax and runs away for a year, probably joining some jazz band somewhere along the line, doesn't write, doesn't call. For all we know, she could be lying in a gutter. She could have shacked up on some other message board. She could have actually gotten a life.

And then one day, voila, she just reappears. And everyone showers her with gifts Meanwhile, some of us have been trying to keep the place dusted, doing all the dirty work. And where are our gifts? Huh? Huh?

This story sounds way too familiar.

Well not me. I can't be sweet talked. The rest of you can go ahead and lays palms down in front of her. But, she's got some s'plaining to do
Now, now, Bideau...the prodigal son story is written for the benefit of the good son. Remember that.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:32 PM   #35
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Well, I'm glad to see you made it out alive.
If you really haven't been lurking, then you have no idea how appropos that comment is. No joke.

And I'm incredibly romantic.

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Old 05-11-2005, 12:35 PM   #36
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Uhhhhh....

I gotta go. I'll write more later.

When I return, I'll give you a serialized version of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It ends with this fabulous gay man giving me some ruby slippers, telling me to click my heels 3 times and saying, "There's no place like home."
You met Carson Kressley? What a coincidence. He was on here just a few weeks ago. Small world.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:37 PM   #37
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Ahh the prodigal daughter returns to once again grace the planet with her keen wit and sharp tongue. Off season's looking up me hearties.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:38 PM   #38
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Now, now, Bideau...the prodigal son story is written for the benefit of the good son. Remember that.
Oh sure, take her side ... hmmmph.

And yes, "made it out alive" was a very good choice of words. Pretty much covers your life during the past year.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:49 PM   #39
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Everytime I stay away from this website for a few hours something big happens. I'm thinking about just staying away for the good of the site. ;)

On top of that frigging Ballbustah steals my brainchild to one-up the fruit basket and now I'm stuck with this bunch of wild forget-me-nots (get it?) that I hand picked from google.

Jesus, I might as well give them to you before they up and die or you disappear for another (checks calendar) year.

This reminds me of an episode of One Step Beyond where a bride to be lets her future hubby go up in a glider and he crashes into a tree on the side of a mountain and croaks up there.

She mourns for a long time and then finally decides to get on with her life and get hitched in an outdoor ceremony. Of course a freak gust of wind blows the glider off the tree and the Ex-fiancee arrives for the ceremony with a big, bony smile on his face.

Yeah, it's something like that except for the wedding part and the gender reversal. Plus that was freakish and eerie and this is a very happy event for everyone here that remembers you.

Hey, nobody ever said an analogy has to be spot on.

Anyhow, welcome back and I hope you aren't allergic. Please let us know what you did while you were stuck in the glider when you get some time.

I really, really missed you.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:57 PM   #40
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The original Logo Patriots Planet WILL make a come back. There is a very talented graphical member here who has made some great new banners that bring the little guy back. I hope we can incorporate them more heading into the season.

If you are feeling a little nostalgic and can not wait, here is the original:
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Roger that.

The best Patriots graphic artist on the web AKA DirtyWater has submitted some fine designs that will eventually make their debut on this site and when they do I hope everyone gives him a good pat on the poo-poo because he worked very hard to help us with our look.

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Old 05-11-2005, 01:12 PM   #42
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...and when they do I hope everyone gives him a good pat on the poo-poo because he worked very hard to help us with our look.
But how will that affect everyone's gay scores? I apparently don't have to worry as I'm already well adjusted (read metrosexual) according to the test.
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But how will that affect everyone's gay scores? I apparently don't have to worry as I'm already well adjusted (read metrosexual) according to the test.
Completely a non-factor.

As everyone knows, the planet is a little like a football team and we can give each other virtual butt-slaps without fear of looking weird.

Besides, I didn't say that I was going to do it.
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Completely a non-factor.

As everyone knows, the planet is a little like a football team and we can give each other virtual butt-slaps without fear of looking weird.

Besides, I didn't say that I was going to do it.

Isn't the rule something along the lines of.... Open-handed slaps are fine but as soon as there's "cupage" then you've crossed the line?
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Isn't the rule something along the lines of.... Open-handed slaps are fine but as soon as there's "cupage" then you've crossed the line?
Rules? What rules?

Must be a Michigan thing.
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