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30's 11 15.71%
40's 18 25.71%
50's 27 38.57%
60's 8 11.43%
70's 1 1.43%
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I'm not falling for this data mining trick/zombies 1 1.43%
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Old 05-17-2017, 12:15 PM   #31
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I feel like we should have some sort of contest where the winner gets to choose from our harem of planet women.
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Old 05-17-2017, 12:23 PM   #32
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Old 05-17-2017, 12:33 PM   #33
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Name of your HS mascot.
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Middle name of the guy who lives 2 houses down from you.
Blood type.
Astrological sign.
Net worth.
Age you lost your cherry.

That outta do it.

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Old 05-17-2017, 12:37 PM   #34
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Name of your HS mascot.
Name of your 1st grade teacher.
Middle name of the guy who lives 2 houses down from you.
Blood type.
Astrological sign.
Net worth.
Age you lost your cherry.

That outta do it.

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Old 05-17-2017, 12:40 PM   #35
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[HS mascot] St. Bernard dog.
You're kidding, right? What was the team name? The Slobberers?

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Old 05-17-2017, 12:45 PM   #36
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You're kidding, right? What was the team name? The Slobberers?

St. Bernard's HS, seems like a natural leap.

At the time (70's), we were known as the Bernardians. I believe they now call themselves the Saints.
Not too original either way.
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Old 05-17-2017, 01:35 PM   #37
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1 - who wears clothes to bed?
2 - I've never actually played D&D (which is really more about opportunity than desire)
3 - I keep waiting for some hot woman to throw herself at me in the grocery store. That's how this works right?
clothing should be optional, unless we ever me wet, please be dressed - RG did that to me once.

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do the fonzi move, crash into their cart. OR sit their reading the label and look at your phone at a recipe. they offer help.
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Old 05-17-2017, 01:39 PM   #38
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Old 05-17-2017, 02:45 PM   #39
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Old 05-17-2017, 02:52 PM   #40
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Old 05-17-2017, 03:06 PM   #41
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Old 05-17-2017, 03:13 PM   #42
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clothing should be optional, unless we ever me wet, please be dressed - RG did that to me once.

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do the fonzi move, crash into their cart. OR sit their reading the label and look at your phone at a recipe. they offer help.
That seems a little aggressive. I don't think women like being hit with shopping carts. I'm really sure they won't like a guy to hit them with a shopping cart and then immediately start slinging dick afterwards.

Planet ladies any thoughts?
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That seems a little aggressive. I don't think women like being hit with shopping carts. I'm really sure they won't like a guy to hit them with a shopping cart and then immediately start slinging dick afterwards.

Planet ladies any thoughts?
I hear the produce aisle is a good place to meet women.

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Old 05-18-2017, 06:33 AM   #45
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That seems a little aggressive. I don't think women like being hit with shopping carts. I'm really sure they won't like a guy to hit them with a shopping cart and then immediately start slinging dick afterwards.

Planet ladies any thoughts?
you don't just run them over, you time the aisle exit accordingly. it worked for Fonzi and richie
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