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Old 12-04-2003, 01:53 PM   #16
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Now what this be meanin'....

Aaaaargh! Now be a good lad and post me a link so'se I can spy it far meself.
Here be the translator ya grizzled old chum bucket (bear in mind I doctored up my translation just a wee bit):

http://rodos.uoregon.edu/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

Beware that it only takes a bit o' dialogue at a time.

Should ye be curious about how it all started click on yonder link and hold steady to yer yardarm when readin' the top ten pirate pickup lines.

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Thanks be to U59 for findin' this link in th' farst place, It were done back when ye war on hiatus.

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Old 12-04-2003, 02:00 PM   #17
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and if the pirate dialect is a little too intellectual for you, here is the forecast as told to us by the Swedish Chef!

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Zee ixtended furecest fur thees veekend remeeens a deelemma. Coorrently, must seegns sooggest thet a seegniffi**** sturm veell ifulfe-a ooffff Delmerfa Setoordey. Bork bork bork! Thees system meeght be-a preceded by a veek vefe-a ooff loo pressoore-a thet cuoold trunsffer a streep ooff mustly leeght snoo oon zee Suoot Cuest ixcept pusseebly a meex oon zee looer Cepe-a lete-a tumurroo. Oonce-a a meeen cure-a ooff inergy imerges oofer zee Meed-Etlunteec cuest, resooltunt cyclugenesees veell spurel mueestoore-a intu suoozeern und centrel Noo Inglund Setoordey. Bork bork bork! A clesseec Nur'eester vuoold nut be-a soorpreesing besed upun zee presence-a ooff heelthy heegh pressoore-a in suoozeern Cuneda ****reebooting culd eur cuoopled veet un intense-a sturm suoot ooff Nuntoocket. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee cunsensoos ooff a myreeed ooff cumpooter mudels is noo trendeeng tooerds a heegher impect ifent here-a elthuoogh zee reebbun ooff strungest veends und greetest preceepiteshun remeeens joost ooffffshure-a. Prefeeuoos unelysees pleced zee guferneeng upper eur loo pressoore-a system deeply suoot oooot ooff oooor terreetury. Bork bork bork! Letest indeeceshuns du nut cunffurm thees theenking. Es a resoolt, it is proodent tu ooffffer a preleeminery predeecshun ooff a medeeoom-seezed snoosturm ie-a. 3-6" fur zee metru erea veet heegher emuoonts pusseeble-a meeenly suoot ooff zee Mess Peeke-a ixcept oofer Cepe-a Cud. Bork bork bork! Zee ifer present cefeet is thet SLIGHT SHIFTS in zee sturm treck vuoold meke-a a munoomentel deefffference-a in zee ooootcume-a su beer in meend thet thees deescoossiun is steell soobject tu refeesiun es ve-a eppruech zee ifent. Um de hur de hur de hur. It is tuu premetoore-a tu pooll oooot ell zee stups oor cunfersely cumpletely ileeminete-a snoo frum zee furecest unteel noo deta is mure-a cunfeencing. It vuoold be-a mure-a reessooreeng iff must ooff zee cumpooter mudels vere-a prudooceeng seemiler scenereeus. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Um gesh dee bork, bork indeed!
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:12 PM   #18
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That one kills me.

Anybody remember how to find the site that translates english to jive etc, is it the same site?

You know, the "Slap ma 'fro" thingy?
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De website ya' wants' be http, dig dis://rinkwo'ks.com/dialect/ Dats where ah' gots de chef translashun. It also gots redneck, JIBE, cockney, elma' fudd, mo'on, pig latin, and hacker. Ah be baaad...




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Here be the translator ya grizzled old chum bucket (bear in mind I doctored up my translation just a wee bit):

http://rodos.uoregon.edu/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
Many t'anks, ye quarrelsome bilge rat, ye.

I likes me this one:

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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day


10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

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C'mon guys, I'm sitting here in a cube laughing my ass off and people are poking their heads in to see what's so funny.

I never thought when I posted an innocent weather report that this would evolve into one of the funniest threads on this board.
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C'mon guys, I'm sitting here in a cube laughing my ass off and people are poking their heads in to see what's so funny.

Thats what it's all about Bideau. Bringing you football news with a twist.
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:53 PM   #23
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OK, serious weather talk for a moment.

The forecasters, as of Thursday evening, are now agreeing that we'll get hit with some degree of snowstorm. Estimates run from 6-15 inches, depending on who you listen to. It should start Friday night/Saturday morning. It may still be snowing Sunday at noon.

This will have an impact on 'Fin travel plans. They'll probably have to think about traveling tomorrow rather than Saturday. They should have alot of spare time on their hands in the hotel. Think someone could send them a Lawrence Taylor gift :p
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OK, serious weather talk for a moment.

The forecasters, as of Thursday evening, are now agreeing that we'll get hit with some degree of snowstorm. Estimates run from 6-15 inches, depending on who you listen to. It should start Friday night/Saturday morning. It may still be snowing Sunday at noon.

This will have an impact on 'Fin travel plans. They'll probably have to think about traveling tomorrow rather than Saturday. They should have alot of spare time on their hands in the hotel. Think someone could send them a Lawrence Taylor gift :p
Looks like a nice early season Nor'Easter, eh? The Dolphins will almost certainly have to fly in tomorrow.

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OK, back to the fun stuff. Here's the latest prose from the weather writers at WBZ4.com.

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Currently, most signs suggest that a significant storm will evolve off Delmarva tomorrow. We are on the threshold of a classic Nor'easter as healthy high pressure in southern Canada contributes cold air in tandem with an intensifying storm south of Nantucket. The consensus of a myriad of computer models is now trending towards a high impact event here. Previous analysis placed the governing upper air low pressure system deeply south out of our territory. Latest indications do not confirm this thinking with this feature evolving precariously close to southern New England. Consequently, it is prudent to pump up the potential amounts to more than a foot west and north of Boston with 8-12" in the city and lower totals on the South Shore and especially Cape Cod where a mixing or plain rain occurs for a period of time. The stripe of heaviest snow will lie in an arc 40 or more miles west and north of Boston into the southern portions of northern New England. High tides near 10am and 10pm this weekend will feature some coastal flooding and wave battery particularly Sunday morning. With a convergence of solutions from the myriad of computer models which serve as forecast guidance, it now appears convincing enough to pull out all the stops.
I hope everyone has enough milk, bread and fuel because this just may be the end of the world as we know it. Anytime there's a convergence of solutions, its time to panic.
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OK, back to the fun stuff. Here's the latest prose from the weather writers at WBZ4.com.


I hope everyone has enough milk, bread and fuel because this just may be the end of the world as we know it. Anytime there's a convergence of solutions, its time to panic.
Whomever is writing these reports is infatuated with the word "myriad".

Sounds like the heaviest snow will now fall north and west of the city, with lighter amounts (rain) to the south... ie Foxboro.
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Whomever is writing these reports is infatuated with the word "myriad".

Sounds like the heaviest snow will now fall north and west of the city, with lighter amounts (rain) to the south... ie Foxboro.
We'll find out on Sunday. Weather forecasting around here is still just a best guess. Complicating matters is a little contract dispute between the state and snow plow drivers. Should make for an interesting ride to the stadium.
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Consequently, it is prudent to pump up the potential amounts to more than a foot west and north of Boston with 8-12" in the city and lower totals on the South Shore and especially Cape Cod where a mixing or plain rain occurs for a period of time.
This forcast is starting to look plowable.

Let's go to the radar map:



Here we can clearly see the disturbance forming to the North and East of Delmarva proper. This has the potential, due to the confluence of models, to look vastly different than it appears, but not as different as we anticipate. I think we can pull out all the stops on this now. Stay tuned. Back to you Ken.
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OK folks, we're officially in the throes of the Delmarvian Cyclogenesis. Current predictions are for 18-24" with snow continuing up to game time.

I've normally got a 25 minute drive to the stadium. I'm hoping I'll be able to get out of my driveway and off my street. For me, it will be a matter of safely getting to and from the stadium. My gut feeling is that the stadium will be fairly empty. It's alot to ask anyone to drive with that much snow on the ground and still coming down.

I wonder how the players and game officials are going to make out getting there. If the Fins waited until today to come in, they're going to be going through travel hell. I wonder how the grounds crew will get the field even semi playable. The seats will be under 2 feet of snow. Should be interesting for the ones that make it. This is not like the Snow Bowl. That snow didn't start until a few hours before game time. I was in the lot when the snow started.

The bottom line is that this will be a logistical nightmare for everyone involved.
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