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Old 04-02-2007, 11:36 AM   #31
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as a real young 16 y.o., I made the mistake of drinking a bottle of vodka with only powdered Koolaid poured directly in - no water in - a half hour

Passed out in my buddies living room....sorry white living room.... and got so sick, I hit a friend 6' away in the back - projectile is being nice. A red stream of Koolaid colored vodka across the room, hitting the couch, rug, tables... and a few other things not to mention my friend while he was talking to a chick..

the best part of the story was the two girls (including the one my friend was chatting with) taking care of me all night... yup showered me, dressed me.. placed me in bed.... alone
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:00 PM   #32
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How did it taste though? The drink I mean, before you had too much of it?
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:02 PM   #33
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How did it taste though? The drink I mean, before you had too much of it?
add enough kool aid flavor and you can hide anything. The thing is it stains, especially when combined with stomach Bile and is difficult to remove
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Old 04-03-2007, 12:33 PM   #34
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How did it taste though? The drink I mean, before you had too much of it?
as the voice of experience I can say emphatically never

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mix gin and strawberry soda

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Old 04-26-2007, 07:32 PM   #35
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This one's kinda funny.

It was the summer of 1995, I was 19, my summer job was over and a friend was hosting a party where he had ordered that Tyson fight where it was his first one after getting out of prison or something. (The one that ended after like 90 seconds because the other fighter's manager jumped in the ring.) I was in the mood to get stupid drunk and boy, did I.

We had a ton of beer, and a lot of different kinds. In the cooler were one or two six-packs of Red Wolf, and somewhere along the line I put down several bottles of the stuff. Later on someone uncorked a bottle of red wine and started passing it around, and I tossed back a little more than my share.

An hour or so later my stomach said, "F*** this" and I found myself in the bathroom. Being blitzed off my arse and having drank so much red-colored booze, I saw red-tinged vomit in the bowl and thought, "Oh my God! I'm puking up blood! I'm gonna DIE!!!"
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Old 04-28-2007, 08:41 PM   #36
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I had the flu one time and ate some pizza from Pizza Hut that had black olives on it. Needless to say when I upchucked I blew black olives out and believe me they tasted no better coming back up then they did going down. To this day I will occassionally break my own personal rule of thumb and eat a few but I try to avoid black olives like a bad habit.:Redsox:
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:58 PM   #37
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Man, I had an experience that stayed with me to this day.
I was about 21 or 22 at the time. My friend and his wife had a rented house, and a bunch of us would often congregate over there.
One stinking hot and humid July night we were sitting there sweating and decided to play Monopoly. The game begins and Doug (our host) decides to whip up a large batch of frozen Pina Coladas. Being so hot, the frozen drinks were damned refreshing. I sucked one down in a gulp or two, and immediately started another. That went down fast also. I had a third, and a fourth in a about a ten minute span, and then started to feel pretty well toasted... after about 15 minutes I knew two things... I was pretty well ripped, and I was gonna blow dinner. I staggered out the front door and crawled into the front seat of my car, and passed out lying across the seat, face down. I woke up to the impending volcanic eruption, and simply opened the car door, stuck my head out and hurled right there on the ground, after which I shut the door passed out again for an unknown amount of time. I awoke to the sound of the car door opening, and my brother commenting on my condition. He opened the glove box to get a pack of smokes, and I heard him say.. "hey, did iit rain out or somethin?" He had no shoes on!
It was a clear night. I started laughing and said "Hey, you're standing in my dinner buddy!".
He immediately grossed out and the guy he was with cracked up.
I passed out again.

'Twas about all I can recall of that night. I can tell you that I have never again had a Pina Colada, 26 years and counting, and even seeing one on a menu reminds me of that night!
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:50 PM   #38
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i had eaten about 5 bags of sweedish fish on xmas and game home and puked under the xmas tree! great gift, very red too
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Off the top of my head, puking outside my own tent at Reading Rock Festival in England was probably my best one. I don't remember a thing about that night (and there is a LOT I won't tell you here), but the reminder was there in the morning. I threw up and apparently crawled through my own vomit on the way to bed. In fact, I know I did that because my combat trousers were covered in sick when I woke up the next day. That was also possibly the worst hangover I have ever had. A mate and I shared a bottle of tequila and a bottle of vodka, having had a fair bit to drink in the pub already. F*ck, I feel ill, thinking about it.
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Originally posted by *mikiemo83 on 04-02-2007 at 05:36 PM
as a real young 16 y.o., I made the mistake of drinking a bottle of vodka with only powdered Koolaid poured directly in - no water in - a half hour

Passed out in my buddies living room....sorry white living room.... and got so sick, I hit a friend 6' away in the back - projectile is being nice. A red stream of Koolaid colored vodka across the room, hitting the couch, rug, tables... and a few other things not to mention my friend while he was talking to a chick..

the best part of the story was the two girls (including the one my friend was chatting with) taking care of me all night... yup showered me, dressed me.. placed me in bed.... alone
Superb! Only a 16 year old does stuff like that.
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I used to go to a lot of heavy metal concerts when younger (mostly from 17 until around 25, so we're talking 1984-1992). There are a few concerts where I don't remember a lot. One of them was Dio. I hadn't brought any OJ so I made my screwdrivers with orange soda from McDonald's. Baaaaad idea. I vaguely remember puking while sitting in my seat, by not actuallY MOVING but just opening my mouth and kind of barfing all over myself. I also remember being cheered on in the men's bathroom as I hurled on the floor. And, scariest of all, my idiot friends let me drive us all back to Boston that night (it was probably from the Worcester Centrum). Ah, the endless stupidity of youth...
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Arlington High School was playing Hingham (?) for the state hockey championships at the Boston Arena (not sure if it's even around anymore). We were taking the MTA into town.... A few of us stopped under the bleachers (in the snow) of the Boys Club and downed several LARGE beers ..... WAaaaaaaaaay Tooooooo Faaaassssssst!!!

We then jumped on a VERY crowded bus and headed towards Harvard Square....

As I was standing.... swinging back and forth (holding on to the hand rail) .. I started to feel ill.... Someone screamed: "HE LOOKS SICK!" "Open the window"

I almost made it to the window .... However the passing car did manage to catch a bit-of-me beer (and whatever else)... When I pulled my head back inside the bus I now had (magically) a whole 1/2 of a bus to myself! He He...

I think we won the game but I can't be sure......

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