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Old 02-05-2003, 10:11 PM   #31
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Gotcha... Except you missed my point about the "idea" for this whole thread... Remember when I suggested (in some long lost thread), that we should start an off-season thread on what people's other interests/hobbies/fetishes are?! My bad for not getting around to starting it... I haven't had much time for posting lately, though... (It's been membership recruitment time at Dartmouth and since Jan. 1st I am president of a board of directors and my social life has been positively percolating, so I guess that I have been too busy "getting busy" to post much... Hee-hee!)
But, I must say--at least you modified the idea enough to pass it off as your own... LOL!
And yeah--That was the funny story that I was referencing... Good thing that I only use my powers for good, huh?!
Sorry about the non-skiing ski trip, man... That sucks... Do they actually close down the roads to a ski area when there is a snow storm?! That seems kind of IRONIC! Perhaps it is time for another infamous Irony thread... What say ye?!...
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Old 02-05-2003, 10:42 PM   #32
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Do they actually close down the roads to a ski area when there is a snow storm?! That seems kind of IRONIC! Perhaps it is time for another infamous Irony thread... What say ye?!...

Hey Peg,

We are running a little low on resources with all the smilies that you are using. I've got some more on back order. We all need to do our part to conserve.

I knew they would prove irresistible. If you click on the words "get more" -- you are immediately transported to nirvana and are given many virgins. Rock on my fellow smilie loving Pats fan. (ROMFSLPF.)
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:50 PM   #33
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... Do they actually close down the roads to a ski area when there is a snow storm?! That seems kind of IRONIC!
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They TOLD us that the road was closed, thereby forcing us to hang out with nothing to do (except drink) for the entire day. I have my doubts that the road was actually closed. There seemed to be plenty of traffic going both ways. Come to find out our driver got cited for not having a valid license. We waited (and drank and drank and drank) while they sent another driver up from Boston to drag our sorry drunken asses back to Mass.
Funny thing is, the spot where the bus crashed was directly across the road from a snow tubing park. That's where we ended up haning out for the day. Their snack bar was open, but they kept the tubes locked up and the rope tow shut down. IG_IG made the point "if this place isn't open on a snowy Sunday afternoon, exactly when WOULD it be open?"
All in all, it was a memorable day....at least the parts that I could remember.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:59 PM   #34
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...Rudy Galindo has brought more good times and laughter into my life than Adam Vinateri. Witness below his crowd fave "Village People" medley.

Someday, I hope this makes me feel better than it does right now.
Stan: Wait, wait, wait, just a second. Now we've got to think here. Now let's see, what would Brian Boitano do?
Cartmen: Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?
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Old 02-06-2003, 08:44 AM   #35
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This means that if you're not a very good team, you're going to get spanked -- badly.
Gee, that makes me feel like getting a real crappy team together for the Chowder Cup. Alice, if we're VERY VERY bad, could we talk you into doing the honors?
OK, guys, who's with me on this team?
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Gee, that makes me feel like getting a real crappy team together for the Chowder Cup. Alice, if we're VERY VERY bad, could we talk you into doing the honors?
OK, guys, who's with me on this team?

I'm in. It has been too long since I last felt the corrective caress of a goalies glove hand...
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Gee, that makes me feel like getting a real crappy team together for the Chowder Cup. Alice, if we're VERY VERY bad, could we talk you into doing the honors?
OK, guys, who's with me on this team?
Count me in...... right wing.
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Old 02-06-2003, 05:14 PM   #38
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NoRespect--Sorry about my inordinate use of the smilie supply... Should this be yet another thing that I should feel guilty for?... Geez, perhaps I have more fetishes than I realized! Maybe this thread will continue to enlighten me... Nah!! Although, I did think of something that would REALLY be embarrassing to fess up about... ~
(Hey--don't they make a smilie that has his tongue sticking out?!)
I can't believe that you didn't see the perfect entree into an IRONIC segue...
Even DropKick touched on the Irony thing...
BTW, DKM--Your drunken adventure at the tubing park was a riot... Yeh--WHEN WOULD that place be open, if not on a snowy Sunday?!... More irony, at its best... Cracks me up!...
p.s.--Did I mention how happy I am that you are back in the saddle and posting on a regular basis again? Well, I am!
RO, MFTFPF!
(You NEVER did figure that one out, did you?!) Hee-hee!
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Old 02-06-2003, 06:11 PM   #39
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On the other hand, you might be able to see me spanking another woman or vice-versa.



Is that a threat or a promise? Sounds like something that Ilsa - the She-Wolf of the SS would say.

Don't listen to DropKick, I've seen him skate and believe me - we are talking ankle supports here. He probably is just looking for an excuse to get in the locker room.
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NoRespect--Sorry about my inordinate use of the smilie supply... Should this be yet another thing that I should feel guilty for?... Geez, perhaps I have more fetishes than I realized! Maybe this thread will continue to enlighten me... Nah!! Although, I did think of something that would REALLY be embarrassing to fess up about... ~
(Hey--don't they make a smilie that has his tongue sticking out?!) I can't believe that you didn't see the perfect entree into an IRONIC segue...
Like I have ever needed an excuse to point out irony. :p That is the icon with the tongue out by the way. I am not sold on it. Too feminine -- it looks more like an icon wearing makeup. Not good for my image.

The point of this thread was not to rediscover the fetishes that you already have but to discover some that you didn't know you needed yet. As a result of this thread, I am now hooked on wrestling and Wayne Newton, specifically Wayne Newton Wrestling.
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Old 02-06-2003, 10:04 PM   #41
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As for the aborted ski trip...we were "stranded" at a place with port o'johns, no public hasslin' us, a liquor store a half mile away and a place to eat. Cigar and beer fueled discussion about the Patriots, Iraq, the role and nature of government and the filthiest jokes anyone could recall. Actually a good day of skiing would hardly be as much fun. After a while, you got the unmistakable feeling that we DIED in the bus plunge, and this was some sort of afterlife. Or a predeath halucination like "The Bridge at San Luis Rey."

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Old 02-07-2003, 03:39 PM   #42
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IGIG--Well, now that you put it that way, I can see that you guys probably had more fun than you would have had skiing...
So, what enlightened Patriots talk did you guys share? Care to share it with us here, or is it all too foggy to recall?!
What about the raunchy jokes? We should have a thread here dedicated to such things...
I must say that you kind of creeped me out with the whole afterlife vein... The loss of you three guys would be more than this Patriots Nation could bear... Although, if that is what is in-store for us in Heaven, then bring it on, I guess!...
And yeah--ol' Homer does usually say it best... Ya got that right!
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Old 02-08-2003, 10:07 AM   #43
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There's just not that much attractive about a big sweaty guy in a skanked out jock-strap who smells something like a cross between a dead ferret and another dead ferret.[/B]
Hey... speak for yourself! Hmmmm.... this is the guilty pleasures thread, is it not? I think we're getting dangerously close to that reoccuring Patriots locker room fantasy of mine...
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Are you kidding me, Alice?!...
I'm with Bruschifan here... The scent of raw, male musk is one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs... Pure pheromonal attraction at its best... Yowza!!
So, I only HALF agree with George Carlin when he asserts: "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!" Hee-hee!
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Are you kidding me, Alice?!...
I'm with Bruschifan here... The scent of raw, male musk is one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs... Pure pheromonal attraction at its best... Yowza!!
So, I only HALF agree with George Carlin when he asserts: "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!" Hee-hee!
Does that mean that those of use who sweat even when we're only sitting down and drinking beer have a chance? And all this time I thought that would be a turn-off. You learn new things everyday.
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