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Old 07-11-2018, 12:28 PM   #16
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I'd go for "right after sex" if it was me.
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:44 PM   #17
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Has "while having sex" been taken yet?


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EDIT: Not too particular about how I die. I'm more concerned with having a healthy mind in my old age, and outliving my wife...which may be difficult because she's younger than I.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:37 PM   #20
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I hear that freezing to death isn't that bad of a deal. Supposedly, you stop shivering after a while and get a toasty warm feeling after all your nerve endings freeze solid, so there's that and the added bonus that you don't have to worry about anybody having to smell your decomposing body. You'd be a popsicle.

So, either that or croaking alone in the wilderness where you become a smorgasbord for some endangered species, say, a snow leopard and rescue them from the brink of extinction. Nobody would have to worry about coming up with something comforting to say in the receiving line at the funeral home.

I was in a conga line of cars once heading to a graveyard and was dying for a cup of coffee, but couldn't stop, so decided that when in my will I'm going to stipulate that the whole convoy can go through the drive-thru at Dunkin' Donuts and the last car would be the hearse where I would have the cash zip-tied to my hand hanging out the window. Everybody would be delighted, except the drive-thru kid.

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Old 07-11-2018, 01:47 PM   #21
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I hear that freezing to death isn't that bad of a deal. Supposedly, you stop shivering after a while and get a toasty warm feeling after all your nerve endings freeze solid
This is true. You kind of know you're f*cked when you start feeling warm.

Snowmobiling in Maine....20 below zero, not counting wind chill factor.
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In high school, I jumped out of a three story building...in -20 below weather. No winter coat. I missed the fire pole. Fucked up my back bad. The cops were busting a high school party. I was absolutely smashed. I passed out in a snow bank. My buddy who had the party and his dad saved me from freezing to death that night. They both passed away over 10 years ago.

Frost bite isn't much fun...
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This is true. You kind of know you're f*cked when you start feeling warm.

Snowmobiling in Maine....20 below zero, not counting wind chill factor.



.My mom has been in weather 60 below zero and I been in weather 40 below. We are both Mainers and have enjoyed snowmobiling. Fun times.

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I just want to go in a way that honors my loved ones and pleases God. Whether that is from fighting off attackers who wish to harm innocent people or confidently reassuring my children, as I slowly slip away, that I'll see them again in a much better place.
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My uncle died on the golf course. That was perfect for him as golf was his life.

That sounds good to me, but I'd rather not die in a public place. Too much gawking. Given my druthers, I'll take sudden death. These long, lingering, painful wasting away deaths seem pretty miserable.
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My uncle died on the golf course. That was perfect for him as golf was his life.

That sounds good to me, but I'd rather not die in a public place. Too much gawking. Given my druthers, I'll take sudden death. These long, lingering, painful wasting away deaths seem pretty miserable.
Nothing that a good sidearm can't fix. I don't plan on wasting away painfully. If it comes to the point that I can't live some semblance of a normal life any more, it's Smith & Wesson medicine for me.
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My uncle died on the golf course. That was perfect for him as golf was his life.

That sounds good to me, but I'd rather not die in a public place. Too much gawking. Given my druthers, I'll take sudden death. These long, lingering, painful wasting away deaths seem pretty miserable.
A friend of mine dropped dead playing golf too. What was sad he was only 30 years old. A little too early.
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.My mom has been in weather 60 below zero and I been in weather 40 below. We are both Mainers and have enjoyed snowmobiling. Fun times.
I've been in -75...that was the coldest that I've ever seen. I've worked outside in -40. Most of the shift.
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I've been in -75...that was the coldest that I've ever seen. I've worked outside in -40. Most of the shift.
My sister retired from the USAF. Her job was to fix the planes. She was often outside in the rain, snow, sleet, hot as hell and cold as hell kind of weather. I am sure she could relate to you.
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