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Old 05-18-2018, 07:11 AM   #496
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I'm sorry, Noah's ark is...true?

Like, you think a really old man built a boat large enough for two of every animal on the planet, rounded up all those animals and set sea for a month without anything inside dying or eating each other?
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:15 AM   #497
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I'm sorry, Noah's ark is...true?

Like, you think a really old man built a boat large enough for two of every animal on the planet, rounded up all those animals and set sea for a month without anything inside dying or eating each other?
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:19 AM   #498
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:34 AM   #499
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I agree but are there Olive Branches in the areas they searched
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:24 AM   #500
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Lulz.

Not to be a dick, but the Noah's ark story falls completely apart under the minimalist scrutiny of the logistics of the endeavior.

However, when you remove the nonsensical literal translation it can be a very useful story about the virtues of preparing for the disasters that will inevitably occur in your life.
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:41 AM   #501
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I'm sorry, Noah's ark is...true?

Like, you think a really old man built a boat large enough for two of every animal on the planet, rounded up all those animals and set sea for a month without anything inside dying or eating each other?
Yeah, that's why there are no more unicorns.


The old scripture doesn't say 2 of every animal. It specified how many pairs of each of a certain number...basically the usual farming and ranching animals...I think it was 1 pair of the unclean animals, and 7 of the clean ones..something like that.

All that animal giraffe and lion stuff was added later, but the added narrative doesn't render the original true story false.

Before we spiral out of control, I don't believe the whole world was covered with water, either...just the "known world" of the people who wrote the story...Sumerians, or whomever it was.
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:19 AM   #502
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If you want to tell me the story was inspired by real life "global floods" I'm fine with that. Especially since there is a theory going around I've been paying attention to that there was such a flood fairly recently (on a life of the planet scale).

The moment dudes with giant boats get involved you lose me.
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I agree but are there Olive Branches in the areas they searched


The ignoramuses claiming that it is claimed to use carbon dating.

You canít carbon date something that new.


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Old 05-18-2018, 10:43 PM   #504
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The ignoramuses claiming that it is claimed to use carbon dating.

You canít carbon date something that new.


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Are they the same people that claim carbon dating is the work of the devil to decieve us into believing the earth is older than 6000 years old?
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This article is from 2010. Don't you think that if they had discovered Noah's actual arc 8 years ago, that there would have been more evidence presented by now?
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This article is from 2010. Don't you think that if they had discovered Noah's actual arc 8 years ago, that there would have been more evidence presented by now?

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"Noah's Ark Found in Turkey?
April 30, 2010

Near the top of Mount Ararat (seen from Armenia in a file photo) in Turkey, explorers claim to have found Noah's ark.

By Ker Than, for National Geographic News

A team of evangelical Christian explorers claim they've found the remains of Noah's ark beneath snow and volcanic debris on Turkey's Mount Ararat (map).


But some archaeologists and historians are taking the latest claim that Noah's ark has been found about as seriously as they have past ones—which is to say not very.


"I don't know of any expedition that ever went looking for the ark and didn't find it," said Paul Zimansky, an archaeologist specializing in the Middle East at Stony Brook University in New York State.

Turkish and Chinese explorers from a group called Noah's Ark Ministries International made the latest discovery claim Monday in Hong Kong, where the group is based.

"It's not 100 percent that it is Noah's ark, but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it," Yeung Wing-cheung, a filmmaker accompanying the explorers, told The Daily Mail.


Noah's Ark Location in Turkey a Secret

The team claims to have found in 2007 and 2008 seven large wooden compartments buried at 13,000 feet (4,000 meters) above sea level, near the peak of Mount Ararat. They returned to the site with a film crew in October 2009.

Many Christians believe the mountain in Turkey is the final resting place of Noah's ark, which the Bible says protected Noah, his family, and pairs of every animal species on Earth during a divine deluge that wiped out most of humanity.

"The structure is partitioned into different spaces," said Noah's Ark Ministries International team member Man-fai Yuen in a statement. "We believe that the wooden structure we entered is the same structure recorded in historical accounts. ... "

The team says radiocarbon-dated wood taken from the discovery site—whose location they're keeping secret for now—shows the purported ark is about 4,800 years old, which coincides roughly with the time of Noah's flood implied by the Bible.

"Noah's Ark" Wood "Way, Way, Way Too Young"

Skepticism of the new Noah's ark claim extends to at least one scholar who interprets the Bible literally.

Biologist Todd Wood is director of the Center for Origins Research at Bryan College in Tennessee, which pursues biology in a creationist framework.

As a creationist, Wood believes God created Earth and its various life-forms out of nothing roughly 6,000 years ago."


Nuff said.
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I didn't even read the article because the claim is so silly.

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Those evangelical explorers sure are good at keeping secrets, though.
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