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Old 12-08-2006, 01:55 PM   #91
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Man o man did this thread jump the tracks
No matter at all, BoltsOwnU has got your backs
All this crazy talk of sex and Dear Abby
Makes me wonder if too much internet has left you flabby
Maybe all those tight football outfits give you pause
staring at the tv sweating like a cougar minus the claws
Seeing Brady nestle those mitts just so under center
Makes you squirm a bit confused about your gender
All that quivering flesh under lycra stretched tight
might be giving you all bulges that you must hide from sight?
That may well be the reason for the ire of the wives
The urethane "Big Indian" just seems a waste of their sex lives.

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Old 12-08-2006, 02:04 PM   #92
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BoltsOwnU is left momentarily speechless in the presence of greatness. . .


But really m'man, have you seen us dominate of lateness?
While your boy Brady has become a turnover machine
I'll gladly stick with Rivers whom you mislabel as green
Smacking down the Raiders is my obvious strength
I see that yours may well be rhyming at length
We can agree that the Colts and the rest will fail
But compared to us, even the Patriots pale
Even if we ran LT all day and night
the way he's playing our scores would be out of sight
But heres a newsflash you all can ponder
Martyball's dead and buried out yonder
Baltimore was the last time we'll witness that mess
Glad to see the end of it, I must confess
No now is the time for the Rise of the Bolts
We're gonna take it all, unlike the sorry Colts.
I must admit I was broken hearted
When I saw the Uncle Rico avatar had departed
It seemed like every time I saw it, my nose got runny
And my eyes would start to water cause that shit was so funny.

Bring Uncle Rico back!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:14 PM   #93
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Man o man did this thread jump the tracks
No matter at all, BoltsOwnU has got your backs
All this crazy talk of sex and Dear Abby
Makes me wonder if too much internet has left you flabby
Oh yeah? So listen up our friendly lawyer rhyme destroyer
You stick to the football rappin', we'll be the employer of all things voyeur
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:20 PM   #94
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:28 PM   #95
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bolts owns u comes here speaking his trash,
another Californian high on Hash.
With Marty Ball coming to a post season soon
he'll change his lyric, start singing a new tune
shots conservative history will come back to repeat
like the night he hit Chef Changs, for a late night eat
the next morning he'll sit, all powder sad blue
know, just knowing this story would come true
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:48 PM   #96
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bolts owns u comes here speaking his trash,
another Californian high on Hash.
With Marty Ball coming to a post season soon
he'll change his lyric, start singing a new tune
shots conservative history will come back to repeat
like the night he hit Chef Changs, for a late night eat
the next morning he'll sit, all powder sad blue
know, just knowing this story would come true
Smoking hash?! Have you seen your avatar?
Maybe his midsection is in the hands of Pat Benetar
Hope he hits her with his very best shot
Because getting past us, the Pats are not.
Indeed our dynasty is just beginning
We're beating teams leaving their heads spinning
Just like we punished you last season
Stand in our path, and get a beatin' beyond reason
Still I'd welcome you all to our house
After all, I'm a Boltfan, not a Colt-ish louse.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:53 PM   #97
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I must admit I was broken hearted
When I saw the Uncle Rico avatar had departed
It seemed like every time I saw it, my nose got runny
And my eyes would start to water cause that shit was so funny.

Bring Uncle Rico back!
Uncle Rico went and got benched
Not having to face our D made his starfish unclench
This week we're gonna pick on his replacement
That dude is in for some brutal defacement
I'm gonna be there to watch at the Q
Respites from abuse, the Donks will get few
Yay though I speak here lyrically mastered
Sunday I may slur a bit since I'm gonna be plastered
Just the next step on our path to XLI
LT for MVP! Let's face it, he's the guy.
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Old 12-08-2006, 06:42 PM   #98
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It's Friday the work week is over at last
Time to grab your woman at more than half mast
Come on Patriot Nation put in a performance for the ages
Sure, sometimes its work and suck can the wages
But leave 'em whipped and smiling is the winner
Since Sunday you will be the bigger grinner
First half its "honey fetch me a beer"
Halftime you can prove to her again that you ain't queer
Second half its "honey what's for dinner?"
Knowing quietly you owned it all this weekend, don't make you a sinner.
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:56 PM   #99
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Smoking hash?! Have you seen your avatar?
Maybe his midsection is in the hands of Pat Benetar
Hope he hits her with his very best shot
Because getting past us, the Pats are not.
Indeed our dynasty is just beginning
We're beating teams leaving their heads spinning
Just like we punished you last season
Stand in our path, and get a beatin' beyond reason
Still I'd welcome you all to our house
After all, I'm a Boltfan, not a Colt-ish louse.
Bolts, enough is enough of this Dr. Suess style
Sit back and watch how Threadkiller gets buckwild

All our foes will be fallen, dropped like dominoes
One by one San Diegos become John Does
Manilla had a Thrilla but we get ill and our killer two minute drill will drill a
Whole in your squad and use the ball as filler
On first and goal our D’s got more soul than Dr. Scholls
To all you first round losers we make field goals and win our Super Bowls
Who holds the title? Show me the plan to slap it outta their hand
We plan to whip ‘em, take their rings and strip ‘em
And for because they're from Pittsburgh we’ll flip ‘em a quarter to tip ‘em
Hip ‘em to the fact that we’re the best that’s why we always rip ‘em
The Best on Earth, seeing us losing again
Would be like seeing a fat lady surf
When you compare authentic to generic
You say the Dynasty has “Got To Be Real” like Cheryl Lynn
Show you how to swing it like Errol Flynn
When Belichick brainstorms its like thunder and lightning
His enlightened game plans to your weak ass head coaches are frightening
Why would you think that this year ain’t the same Clots
You think that you’re running shit, January’s where your road stops
A stone-wall, even on-the-road ball
Our D rings the bell like a telephone call
QBs try to take the hits and pass the ball
Peyton hold your head quick DUCK!
Before you’re stuck in a hospital bed
Hate you’re job, in a coma from smelling the aroma of Big Sey
With your face in the Astroturf it smells like ammonia
We made you cry, blurred your sight and continued to reign
Making your season null and void
Your squad carries no pounds and has no grounds
You know how sloppy your coach sounds he’s off synch
So go get a soft drink and think of new lines cause you waste time and a lot of ink
You got excuses so booty that your breath stinks
But we got a style so deep that the rings sink into the velvet like quicksand
So if you come and leave bring long sleeves and a trick plan
Cause man to man, man you’re Head Coach is primitive
Short on wins, strategy limited
Our resume’s broader, you’re sure to order more to go
Don’t act like you don’t know
And I don’t think you’re ready
For the beatdown that’s coming from Rodney and Tedy
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Old 01-02-2007, 03:57 PM   #100
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How many records are left for us to shatter?
Who cares, there are three opponents left to batter
Congrats to the Pats for getting in the hunt
While we hit home runs, you'll be lucky to bunt
14 and 2 is just the beginning
Its XLI that soon we'll be winning
I surely hope you get to make a trip out west
working you over like last year would really be the best
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Old 01-02-2007, 04:32 PM   #101
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Bolts I admit I usually like your shtick
But the one before last was a bit misogynistic
“Honey get me beer and dinner” how crass
We do for each other, no need to kiss ass
Real men know you gotta give to take
Men from the cold north - not sunny CA, cupcake
Back to football – Chargers have got the MVP
LT’s to be feared - no argument from me
The Pats are in a fighting mood though ‘tis true
Cold weather men - do I have to remind you?
Well enjoy your bye, none for me, work to do
Just wanted to set you straight and happy new year to you!
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Old 01-02-2007, 04:37 PM   #102
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Records are great, ask Manning and Marino
Unfortunately they don't guarantee a ring though.
It's nice for you dream, so I won't take that away
But the reality is in SD the Chargers will stay.
No Miami for the San Diego lads.
Come the end of January they'll hanging up their pads.
But hey, the Chargers are vastly improved
And it seems like they've finally found their groove.
Just wait till next year, to hope and pray,
That the Pats won't again get in your way.




Okay, it was off the top of my head... Not my best work.
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Records are great, ask Manning and Marino
Unfortunately they don't guarantee a ring though.
It's nice for you dream, so I won't take that away
But the reality is in SD the Chargers will stay.
No Miami for the San Diego lads.
Come the end of January they'll hanging up their pads.
But hey, the Chargers are vastly improved
And it seems like they've finally found their groove.
Just wait till next year, to hope and pray,
That the Pats won't again get in your way.




Okay, it was off the top of my head... Not my best work.
if you had added a nice picture of yourself to the post that might have helped!
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Records are great, ask Manning and Marino
Unfortunately they don't guarantee a ring though.
It's nice for you dream, so I won't take that away
But the reality is in SD the Chargers will stay.
No Miami for the San Diego lads.
Come the end of January they'll hanging up their pads.
But hey, the Chargers are vastly improved
And it seems like they've finally found their groove.
Just wait till next year, to hope and pray,
That the Pats won't again get in your way.




Okay, it was off the top of my head... Not my best work.
MGO they speak of you like you are the best
Maybe with a giant rack you've been blessed??
Meantime misogynistic I am surely not
Especially out here in Cali where the ladies are hot
Since when however has it been necessary to ignore
that adoration of feminine virtue, even physical, is not a bore
My prior poems responded to men asking for Dear Abby
Pats fans whose lyrical tools were soft and flabby
In reality I speak here of the best in the NFL
A visit to our house for anyone, is gonna be pure hell.
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So the Pats survive for another week
Sorry guys, but now your forecast is bleak
I'll look forward to having you as my guests
But for even a moment thinking you'll win is cause for jests
At least it might not be so one-sided as last game
You remember, a beating so harsh you dare not speak its name
Sure sure, Lady and Bellichoke are playoff tested
But Rivers and LT are sure to see that this year they are bested
I'll be counting the minutes until I take my seat come Sunday
Wathcing us manhandle you for four quarters? Man that's gonna be a fun day!
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